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-Taipon: Hey trunks! come in!
-Vegeta: Here, piggy piggy piggy!
-Oolong: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET
AWAY!!!!
*stuffs Oolong in oven*
( 20 minutes later )
-Vegeta: MMMMMMMMMMM.........Finger
likin goooooooood!
-Piccolo *sees Freezer*
-Piccolo: AHHHHHHHHHH I WANT MY MOMMY
-Gohan: Dammit Piccolo you don't even
have a mother (Think to himself: Man, you're lucky)
THE FOLLOWIN ARE ALA AUSTIN POWERS 2
-Goku: Shagadelic Baby,Yeah!
-Goku and Ginyu Goku: We're Sexy Baby,
YEAH!
-Piccolo (as that one guy with the
eyepatch): Dr. EVIL we could make trillions of dollars
-Vegeta (as Dr. EVIL) Why make
Trillions when we could make BILLIONS!
-Trunks (as Scott Evil) Dad, A
Trillion is more than a million!
-Vegeta: ZIP IT!
THE END OF THE SHAGADELIC STUFF
-Kruirin: how the hell do you spell my
name
-Kaioh-sama ( or king ki as you americans
know him ): You're jokes suck gokou
-Gokou: Yeah, I'll never be as good
as you kaioh
-Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHH I'm Going Bald!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-Bra: What, you mean you just
noticed!?!
-Ox King: F-ck off, chi chi!
(From Jared Meyers)
-Kaio sama:There once was a man form
Nantucket....
-Piccolo:Yo Mama!
-#16(quote Jimbo):It's coming right for
us!
(From Bulma)
-Bulma : Oh, Yamcha you're so much
better than Vegeta any day. Tomorrow I'm telling him that I divorced him 4
months ago that I just wanted to have a baby with him.
[Vegeta walks in drunk singing the
Sailor Moon theme song]
-Bulma : Vegeta, Krillin called
and said there's a party at his house. Why don't you go ?
-Vegeta : Ok !!!
[Vegeta leaves]
-Yamcha: Bulma will you marry me ?
-Bulma: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!
(From Shikkadog)
-Vegeta: I promise I won't eat
your puppy again
-Goku: Damn, I broke a nail
-Nail: i'm not broken yet
-King Kai: Bubbles, you were great last
night
-Gregory : That wasn't Bubbles !
-Zarbon: Aww crap my eyeliner is
running .......................... again
-Freeza: Oh, I always have that
problem with my lipstick
-Vegeta: I only killed Nappa because he
said my hair was nappy
-Any Saiyajin: sugar and spice and every
thing nice thas what lilltes sai-jins are made of<BR>
-Goku : I want a Malibu Barbie for
Christmas
-Fat Buu : I want candy !!!
-Goku (tears off his gi ): Damn orage is
soooooo not my color. I'm trying green
-Piccolo : Ahhhhhhhhhh just because
I'm a Namek dosen't mean you can hunt me for clothes
-Vegeta : Oh reall,y that's too bad
Freeza didn't know that. What do you think he did with all of the dead Nameks?
-Ginyu : Shoping for Freeza is sooo easy,
all I have to buy is black lipstick and spandex
-Guldo : Ribbit
-Recoom: Moo
-Batta : Woof
-Jeice : Meow
-Ginyu : Quack
-All together : We are team farm
animals
-Vegeta : Fighting crime, trying to save
the world, here I come just in time, the Power Puff Saiyajin
-Chaotzu: I am the white ranger
-Piccolo: I am the green ranger
-Bulma: I am the blue ranger
-Vegeta: I am the black ranger
-Chibi Gohan: I am the yellow
ranger
-Goku: What about the orange ranger ?
:: sniffles ::
-Vegeta: I'm a little tea pot short and
stout, here is my handle ( unzips fly )
-Trunks: Dad, you have a nice tight
butt. How did you get it that way ?
-Vegeta: It's my secret project, the
Ass Master 2000
-Trunks: Mom really needs it badly
-Vegeta: That's why i'm giving it to
her for christmas
-Goten: Trunks' mom is a bitch she a big
fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide worlde she's a stupid bitch if
there ever was a bitch she's a bitch bitch bitch Trunks' mom is a bitch chahhhhhhhh
-Trunks: oh yeah than what the hell
is your mom ?
-Together: hmmmmmmmmmm
-Chichi: I wear thong underware
-Gohan and Goten: So that's why
you're sooo mean to us and dad
-Ox King: MOOOOOOOO
-Tien: Nobody loves me
-Lunch: Oh yeah well no one even
knows that I exist
-Chichi + Bulma: Thank god for wonder
bras :: Cheesy grins ::
-Raditz: Rogaine works for me ! : )
-Maron: Is my real name
"Moron"?
-Bulma: Crack, it's what's for
dinner
(From Nikki-Chan)
-Chi-Chi: (singing) Does he love me?
I wanna know! How can I tell if he loves me so? (referring to Goku)
-Chi-Chi: (straps Goku on to the bed
holding a whip) Okay Goku...time for your punishment!
-Goku: (gulp)
(Goku jumps up in the air and falls right
through the Flying Nimbus.)
-(This one refers to the eps. where Goku
got wished back with the dragonballs for the first time; and you notice his halo vanish)
Goku: HEY! Only my halo got wished back!?
-#18: Of all the people I had to marry, I
got stuck with the short bald one!
-Eternal Dragon: (appears wearing a towel
and shower cap) Hey do you mind!? I was in the shower!
-Goku: You know what, I think I'm going
to be a lot more serious for now on!
-Chi-Chi: GOHAN! GO SPARRING OR
I'LL MAKE YOU DO CHORES!!!
-Bulma: Mother? Father? Can I ask you
something...WHAT IN GOD'S NAME MADE YOU NAME ME AFTER BLOOMERS!?
-Chi-Chi: Goku, Gohan and Goten are
dead?...Oh well, I can always get a new hubby, and a couple of kids.
(From Yamcha-Jin)
-Piccolo: *holding a cookie jar
upside-down* Okay.. who stole my cookie from the cookie jar?
*Everyone looks at Krillin*
-Krillin: Who.. me?
-Everyone: Yes you!
-Krillin: Couldn't be.
-Everyone: Then who?
-Krillin: Uh... It was.. Goku!
-Piccolo: *walking up to Goku* It was
YOU who stole my cookie from the cookie jar!
-Goku: Wha.. What? Who.. me?
-Everyone: Yes YOU!
-Goku: Even though we Sayians are
notorious for devouring such tasty morsels, I must admit.. I am not the one you seek. You
see....
-Piccolo: *crying* Argh! Well.. If it
wasn't Krillin or Goku... who DID steal my cookie from the cookie jar!?
*Everyone looks at Yajirobe*
-Yajirobe: What?
-Vegeta: *crying* Come ON Willy! Jump! I
KNOW you can make it!
-Bulma: Zzzz..
-Vegeta: *grabbing Bulma's arm and
shaking it* Look Bulma! Willy's FREE! He's FREE!
-Bulma: Zzzz.. uh? Who? Willy? Oh..
er.. yay! Go Willy goooo..Zzzzz..
-Piccolo: "I hate.. every ape I
see.."
-Chi-Chi: ... From Chimpan-A to
Chimpan-Z.."
-Goku and Gohan: HEY! (ala Simpsons)
-Goku: *clearing his throat* Ahem..
"Then wear the gold hat, if that
will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for
her too,
Till she cry, 'Lover, gold-hatted,
high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!'" -Thomas Parke
D'Invilliers
-Gohan: WHAT?!
-Krillin: *to Gohan* Hey, erm.. Gohan. I
was thinking. Do haircuts.. uh.. hurt?
-Bulma: Yaaaaaaamcha, dear! Here! I have
some candy for you!
-Yamcha: Uh.. Th-Thanks Bulma. *gulp*
Listen, Bulma. When we first met... things were different. But now.. I.. just.. It's over.
I'm sorry.
-Bulma: *erk* Well.. that's FINE BY
ME!
Yamcha: Huh?
-Bulma: HUMAN-HUMAN-HUMAN!!
-Yamcha: GYAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs to the
nearest bush holding his backside*
-Yamcha: You fools! If you only knew the
power of the Super Yamcha-Jin! *flex*
(From Rettosu)
-Vegeta: Oww! Kakarotto! Don't hit me
so hard! You know I have sensitive skin!
-Fat Buu on phone: Hello, is this Jenny
Craig?
-#18: I love you, Kuririn!
-Freeza to Bulma: Do you have some purple
lipstick I could borrow? I just ran out.
-Vegeta wakes up, looks in the mirror,
his hair looks like a normal humans': "$^%# Bad hair day!
-Broli: Love thy neighbor.
-Vegeta, to Bulma: Ciao, hon. I'm off to
get a job.
-Goku: "But Chi-chi, I'm eating you
out of house and home! At least let me help with all those dishes!
-Gohan to Chi-chi: Mom, why do I look
more like Vegeta than Goku...?
-Broli: No, I've never used steroids in
my whole life.
-Tenshinhan: I did not have improper
relations with Chaotzu.
-Goku: I'm full.
-Roshi: Gotta get me some Viagra!
-Vegeta: You know, Kakarotto is right!
-Shenron to DBZ team: Tell me your
wish...
(Team tells his their wish. Shenron
does nothing.)
-Goku: Well? What about our wish?
-Shenron smiles: I just said TELL ME
your wish! I never said I would GRANT it, did I? (laughs and vanishes)
-Cell: Shagadelic, baby!
-Kuririn wearing a blonde wig: How do you
like this wig? Is it me? Maybe if I fight with the super saiyajins, enemies will finally
take me seriously...
-Broli (quoting Shakespeare on stage)
(From Jan-Chan)
-Goten: Hey Trunks, what did you last
night?
-Trunks: Oh, just pimpin it on the
streets. You should've seen all of the girls I picked up!
-Goten: Wow, Bulma must've been
pissed. I tried to get into some clubs using a fake ID. *Pouts* I never got in...
-Trunks: YO! THAT'S HOW MY MAMA GOT
PREGNANT!
-Bulma: NANI???
-Trunks: Mom, it's from a song! Don't
take it seriously!
-Vegeta: Wait, how did you know?
-Piccolo: Damn... If only there were
Namekian females... I'm too used to the ones on Earth!
-Dende: Hey Mr. Piccolo, what's a
female?
-Piccolo *Rolls his eyes*: Don't tell
me you forgot!
-Dende: ?
-Piccolo: Okay, well, I guess I can
explain it again. You see...
-Trunks *Listening to Hikari No Will
Power. Trunks's song.*: No will power??? What the heck is that suppossed to mean???
-Bra: Hey Trunks-san, have you gained
weight?
-Trunks *Stares at himself in a
mirror looking very self conscious* : NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Faints*
-Bra: Hehehe, I just love messing
with his mind.
-Gohan *Skipping around happily with a
pair of headphones on* : Cha la! Head cha la!
-Krillin: GOHAN! SHUT UP! I can't
hear my song! Rock the dragon....Dragonball Z!
-Goku *Dials phone. Vegeta picks up, but
his voice is pretty high cuz of all that spandex...*
-Vegeta: Hello?
-Goku: Hey there Bulma! So, are we
still on for tonight?
-Vegeta: NANI??? BULMA YOU HARLOT,
GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
-Trunks: Uhh... I think Dad's had too
many pretzels again... Bra, I think you should put them away!
-Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY
PRETZELS!!
-Chi-Chi: Goku, I don't want Gohan to
train with Piccolo anymore.
-Goku: How come? Don't tell me it's
about his studies again! He's the best in his class!
-Chi-Chi: No, it's not that.
It's...Well... The way he looks up at him. It's like how Chaotzu looks up to Tien...I
don't like it!
*Goku shudders*
-Chi-Chi: And look what I found on
the back of his homework!!!
-Goku: Whoa...I never knew Gohan knew
what hentai was....That's nasty!
(From Juuhachi-Gou)
-#18: Oh my .....gawd! that girls
butt is like.......soooo big! ((ala sir mix a lot))
-#17: *glaring angrily at Trunks* Why
that little.....bitch! Stole my hair!
-Trunks: Bitch!? You should
talk! *lunges at #17*
-#18: *as soccer mom standing on the
sideliens at a soccer game* Come on Marron! You can do it, honey! Kick em in the SHINS!
THE SHINS!
-#17: *waves one hand* oh be-have!
-#16, #17: *dressed in red robes and
singing* The inquisitionnnnnn! The inguisiiiiiition! ((ala history of the world part one))
-#18: *in bed with Kuririn* Aw Kuririn, I
don't love you, I jus love yo doggie staaaaaaahlye.
-Kuririn: *flashes west side sign to
the camera, nodding*
-#18: *gettin her freak on with Vegeta
out on the dance floor* it aint da buttahfly its da tootsie roll! a brand new
dance-uh.........*raises roof*
-Dr.Gero: *stumbles into the room along
with # 17 only to find #18 and #16 under the sheets together* Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Dr. Gero!
-Kuririn: Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Kuririn!
-#17: Juuroku-gou!
-Dr. Gero: Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Dr. Gero!
-Kuririn: Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Kuririn!
-#17: Juuroku-gou! ((ala Rocky Horror
Picture Show. ^_^;;))
(From Zor The Man & Atma Wepen)
-Goku: KAMEHAMEFART!!! (shoots a
Kamehameha out of his butt)
(Krillin and Gohan are standing in a
burning forest)
-Krillin: Hey, Gohan.
-Gohan: What?
-Krillin: Eat this burrito.
-Gohan: Why?
-Krillin: Just do it.
(Gohan eats the burrito)
-Gohan: Now what?
-Krillin: Bend over.
(Gohan bends over, 5 seconds later)
-Gohan: I gotta fart.
-Krillin: Go right ahead.
*WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!*
-Krillin: WOW!! What range!!
(Gohan turns around, and sees all the
trees behind Krillin are gone, and there's a hole in the mountain, which is melting)
-Krillin: Man, I love your
Kamehamefarts.
-Goku: KAMEHAME--- Oh, man! I lost my
line. Oh, well. HHHAAAAAAA!!!!
(fires the Kamehameha)
-Goku: Hey, Gohan! What's the square root
of 2,397,000?
-Gohan: 1548.2247! Any idiot knows
that!! Even Vegeta knows that!
-Vegeta: What?
-Goku: (scratching his head)
Ooookkkaaaaaayyyy......
-Goku: KAMEHAME-AH-CHOO!!!! (shoots
Kamehameha out of his nose)
-Piccolo: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
-Master Roshi: (takes his sunglasses off)
-Goku: KAMEHAME-- *BELCH* (fires a
Kamehameha out of his mouth)
-Gohan: Hey! Mr. Piccolo! What happened
to your arm?
-Piccolo: (missing his arm) I ate it.
-Gohan: But I thought Nameks only had
to drink water.
-Piccolo: Oh...... yeah.....
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) HEY!! GREEN NAMEK
GUY!!! MR. NAMEK!! HELLO!!! I'MTALKING TO YOU!!!!
-Trunks: Hey, mom! Can you help me with
my science project?
-Bulma: What's a science project?
-Trunks: I don't know. That's why I'm
asking you.
-Bulma: (reads Trunks a bedtime story)
-Vegeta: (dressed up as Santa Claus) HO
HO HO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
-Vegeta: MICHAEL JORDAN!! YOU CAN'T PLAY
BASKETBALL!!! YOU SUCK!! I COULD WHIP YOU IN A GAME ANY DAY!!!
-Recoome: Goku, in the lounge, with the
Spirit Bomb. (ala Clue)
-Goku: Dude.
-Gohan: Buddy.
-Vegeta: Homey.
-Piccolo: Buddy.
-Yamcha: Homey.
-Trunks: Dude.
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) BLAST IT MR.
PICCOLO!! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BEAT YOU UP FOR ONCE?!
-Vegeta: (to Goku) I'M STRONGER THAN
YOU!! I'M STRONGER THAN YOU!!
-Goku: (goes up and beats the crap
out of Vegeta)
-Vegeta: Im...... stronger.....
than...... you.......
-Goku: (sitting in a chair chugging beers
and watching Sailor Moon) Man, these girls are hot!! (ChiChi's frying pan hits his head)
-ChiChi: DAMMIT GOHAN!! PUT THAT BOOK
DOWN, COME OVER HERE AND START TRAINING!!
-Gohan: I don't see YOU training,
mom!!
-ChiChi: That's because I'm WEAK!!
(grabs Gohan and tosses him into the other room)
-Gohan: YOU CALL THAT WEAK?
-ChiChi: (on the battle field)
KAMEHAMEHA!!
-Goku: I didn't know!! How could I
have known?!
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) Hey, Mr. Piccolo, I
just thought of something, when you trained me when the Saiyans were coming, why didn't
you just save the trouble and THROW me at the Saiyans?
-Gohan: Hey, Mr. Piccolo! Why is the
Namek race so green?
-Piccolo: They all smelled Goku's
armpits.
-Gohan: (sniffs Goku's armpits)
WHOOO-EEE DADDY!!!! (turns blue)
(From Annyoing Girl of Doom)
-Trunks: (Holding his sword with no
blade in it) LIGHT COME FORTH! (Light grathers and turns into a blade of light.) (Slayers)
(You are on a cruise. Trunks is there.
Suddenly a girl who loves Trunks sees him)
-Girl:Oh MY GOD! IT'S TRUNKS!
-Trunks: (Backing to the end of ship)
NO STAY FROM ME! (Falls off the ship) AAA!!
-Girl:Don't worr, I'll save you!
(Grabs his hand and pulls him up. They fall down in an awkward pose.)
-Vegeta: (Sees them) WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING, TRUNKS! YOU KNOW BETTER! (Powers up)
-Trunks: No Dad! Don't..
(A ki blast hit's the girl. She
vaporises.)
-Trunks:And I was staring to like
her.
-Nappa: My real name is Cabbage.(For dose
of you who don't know. Nappa is Chinese for Cabbage)
-Vegeta: My real name is Vegetable.
-Kakarotto: My real name is Carrot.
-Raditz: My real name is Radish.
-All of them: HOW DRUNK WERE ARE
PRANENTS WHEN THEY NAMED US (Starts crying)
-Bardock: Kakarotto, Raditz! You
probably want to know your mother was the one who named you.
-Kakarotto and Raditz: LIAR!
-Japaneses DBZ fans:I HATE THE WAY THEY
CENSORED AND CUT UP EVERYTHING.
-Piccolo: You know what? I never liked
Gohan, anyway.
-Goku: Now I wished I did join up with my
bother.
-Raditz: How can I fly when I have so
much freakin' hair!
-Taurus: I am the indical twin of Goku..
I mean Kakarotto.
-Goku: Come forth Sheng Long
-Sheng Long: What is your wish?
-Goku: I wish for....
-The Girl from before: A Mew in my
Pokemon Game pack!
-Sheng Long: Your wish has been
granted. Farwell.
(Goku looks at the girl strangly.)
-Girl:What!
-Trunks:Takes out his sword:Dargon!
Dargon! DargonBalls HOOOOOO! (Thunder Cats)
-The Girl from Before: Well, I now reveal
myself as Julia Smith the DragonBall fan! Now I plan to marry Trunks and no one can stop
me! WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
-Vegeta and Bulma: YOU'RE NOT
MARRYING OUR SON UNTIL WE KNOW YOU BETTER!
(Trunks appears)
-Julia: IT'S TRUNKS CHAN!
-Trunks: NOOOOO!!
-Vegeta:(Shoots a ki blast)
(Julia Vaporizes)
-Goku: (Dressed up as a reporter and
on TV) Later, Vegeta commeted the Julia was vaprosied into another dimsion.
-Julia: All the quotes you just witnesses
were true. The name has been change to protect the inocent.
-Goku: True my @$$!!!
KAMEKAMEHA!!!!!!
-Julia:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Goku: Hey Vegeta! Did you know your
fathers dead?
-Vegeta: THEN THAT WOULD MAKE ME KING
OF THE SAIYAJINS
-Trunks: THAT MAKES ME A PRINCE!
-Bra: THAT MAKES ME A PRINCECESS!
-Bulma: THAT MAKES ME A QUEEN!
-Vegeta::Wakes up from dream:: Damn
(From Shikkadog)
-Vegeta: I'm quiting this training
crap and planting flowers. Peace out man
-Yajirobi: I'm gonna be a vegetatarian
-Vegeta and Piccolo:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN
-Goku: oh Veggie you're so fine you're so
fine ya blow my mind hey Veggie.
-Chichi: Goku, Gohan isn't your son
-Goku: What?!
-Chichi: You could never be the
father of someone that powerful!
-Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!! (Chichi is
sent to the next dimension)
-Vegeta: Kramer is a poser off of me
-Goku: Yeah whatever
-Vegeta: Look at his hair, don't you
see the resemblence?
-Trunks: I loooook goooood in an itsy
bitsy tini weini yellow polkadot speedo
-Kulilin: Pet my shiny bald head
-Gohan: I already did today. Don't
you get tired ?
-Picolo: Stop trying to shove me in a pot
-CHichi: But you're such a cute shrub
-Chichi: Crack it's, what's for dinner
-Gohan: Gimme some more o' that
-Goten: Dude I thought you were the
brains
-Trunks: I do
-Goten: I do
(Then trunks wakes up and looks over
his shouler.)
-Trunks: oh shit, it wasn't a dream
!!!!!!!!!!
-Bulma: I invented the capsule cork-screw
-Dr.Gero: Damn these vcrs no one can
program them
-Goku: Then program it
(Goku walks into shikkadog's room)
-Shikkadog: Buwahhahahah, you're mine
now
-Goku: Damn, I knew that girl was
obsessed, but this is a little to much
(Goku gets on the Internet and finds
"Vegeta Insane" and "Temple o' Trunks")
-Goku: Where the hell is my site ?
SONG TIME
-Vegeta: Oh goku what a pity yiou don't
under stand . you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
-Bulma: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie
world
-Trunks: I'm too sexy for my shirt too
sexy for you
-Trunks: Ice ice baby
-Goku: I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel
pretty and witty and nice
-Vegeta: Feeling like a freak on a leash
-Piccolo: Happy birthday to me
-Yajirobi: I don't like the drugs but the
drugs like me
-Piccolo: Rubber ducky you're the one,
you make bath time lots of fun
-Gohan: Squeak squeak
-Chichi: Every boy yeah wants my body
-Piccolo, Vegeta, and Gohan: Mammy's
little baby loves shortening shorteing mammy's little baby loves shorteing bread
-Gohan: The isty bitsy spider climbs up
the water spout
-Vegeta: Down comes my foot and
sqwishes the damn scary bug
-Goku: My little pony, my little pony,
won't you be my friend
-Recoom: I'll tell ya what I want what I
really really want
-Frieza : You're still the one I run to,
the one that I belong to, you're still the one I kiss goodnight
-Zarbon: I love you, too
-Goten: Low rider is a little higher
(From Notan)
-Recoom: My name is Recoom and it
ryhmes with *Farts* .......Sorry.
(From Trunks)
- Ginyu (singing to the tune of
YMCA): "Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, when the Ginyu's
in tone. I said young man, get in a silly pose and lets have some real fun now.
-Entire Ginyu Force: People keep
asking us why are we gay! People keep asking us why are we gay. There's no reason we fear,
to why we are so queer. Mind your business anyway!
-Piccolo: I'm going to join the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'll be Piccolangelo! Yeah that's it!! I'm a mean, green, fighting
machine!!!!!!!!!!!!.
(From Saiyan Girl Retasu)
(Setting: a huge open air concert.
The stage is empty and the crowd is chanting "DBZ! DBZ!")
*Krillin walks onto the stage, dressed in
that cool white mafia suit of his*
-Krillin: Okay, folks, here's what you've
all been waiting for...
*flashing lights, smoke, and the Z senshi
suddenly appear on stage. Vegeta is front & center w/ the mike, Piccolo and the Great
Saiyaman on his sides with guitars, Yamucha on the drums, Chao-tsu, Tenshinhan, and Goku
are backup singers*
-Crowd: Vegeta! Vegetaaaaaaaa!!!!!
*Vegeta grabs the mike*
-Vegeta: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!!
*the band starts playing*
-Vegeta: (singing) Wild thang! You make
my heart sing! You make everything...GROOVY! Wild thang, Ah think Ah luv
ya... but I wanna kno-ow for sure! So touch me...
*the crowds screams drown out the rest of
the song*
*Piccolo, grabs the mike from a surprised
Veggie, and smiles*
-Piccolo: Now it's MY turn! Hit it, boys!
*he pushes Vegeta out of the way*
-Piccolo: I'm too sexy for my cape, too
sexy for my cape, i'm oh so SEXY!
*tosses cape to the audience and fights
start over it*
-Piccolo: I'm too sexy for my gi, too
sexy for my gi, too sexy, wanna see?!
*tears off his gi and the security guards
can't control the crowd anymore*
-Vegeta: Hey, I thought this was MY
concert!
*a naked Namek streaks through the crowd*
-Saiyaman: (eyes lighting up with joy)
Piccolo-san!
*Tenshihan has a hard time controlling
Chao-tsu, who wants to join Piccolo*
*Chichi and Bulma appear and drag their
husbands away and lock them up offstage*
-Chichi: NOW we can have some fun! *runs
giggling after Piccolo*
-Goku: (offstage) Man, I never get to do
anything!
(From fsalazar)
-Bulma: Why don't you like Goku
anymore, ChiChi?
-ChiChi: I do, it's just that Gohan
is so fine!!
-Bulma:You know, Gohan's your son.
-ChiChi: WHAT!!!!
-Trunks: Yeah,Link and I go far back.I'm
the one who gave him that fairy, and I help him pull that sword out of that stupid
rock.And then I.......
(From Goten10189)
-Vegeta: (covers his eyes) SEE NO
EVIL!
-Gokou: (covers his mouth) SPEAK NO
EVIL!
-Gohan (covers his ears) HEAR NO
EVIL!
-Nappa: (covers his penis) PEE NO
EVIL!, no....wait,Nevermind!
-Goten (on the net lookin' at hentai
feturing Goku and Chi chi): oooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!
-Chi Chi:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (hits Goten on the head with a frying pan)
-Videl singing in shower:
Hmmmmmm.....Hmmmmmm........Hmmmmmmm
-Goten in other shower: ::see's crack
in wall::
-Goten: (smiles)
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!............
-Gohan: Pretty, huh?
-Goten: Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh..........
-Gohan: You BASTARD!!!! ::Kicks
Goten's ass::
-Vegeta: Hey look, it's Son Goku!
-Trunks: Wow, he's SO
dreamy................
-Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GAYWADS!!!!!!!!!
-Vegeta in dress: Kakarotto,Kakarotto
where art thou Kakarotto?
(From Ephy ness)
-Bulma, before Trunks is born holding
a pregnancy tester in her hand: I wonder why we can't seem to have children *looks at
Vegeta*
-Vegeta, looks at his SPANDEX Saiyan
armor, then looks down at his BRIEFS: Gee, Bulma, I have no idea...heh heh
-Vegeta, Goku, and Mirai Trunks holding
hands and skiping through a field of flowers (singing): Skip, skip, skip to my lou, skip
skip skip to my lou, skip, skip, skip to my lou, skip to my lou my darlin'!!
-Veget holding a beer can in his hand:
Ya know, Goku, hic! I've always looked up ta ya *puts arm around Goku*
-Goku chugging a beer:
BBBBUUUURRRPPPP!! I know, Vegeta, hic! I can't believe we EVER fought! Let's be
best friends!
-Both singing: A circle is
round, it has no ends, that's how long a want to be your friend!
-Goku, sees Krillin: AAHH MAN
Krillin, your power level is SO HIGH, I almost PISSED MYSELF!!!!
-Krillin: I know, I'm just SO
good looking, too
-All DBZ characters (even guys):
*DDDRRROOOLLLL* KRILLIN IS SO FINE *faint*
-Vegeta: Heh, I didn't MEAN to break the
six-star DragonBall........
-Goku: No problem, *gets an
axe* Hey Krillin, come over here
-Krillin: Yeah??
-Goku: We're gonna chop your
head off and try to pull it off as the sixth DragonBall ok??
-Krillin: ok.....
(a few minutes later)
-Shenlong: Hey guys, where's
Krillin??
-Vegeta and Goku: Uuumm......nowhere
heh! He uuummm...went to get some beers
-Vegeta: Hey Goku, can you turn
around and lift your shirt up for a second??
-Goku: Uummm...ok *does it*
-Vegeta: Shake it baby!! Shake it!!
-Freezer: OK everyone, attention please,
thank you. We have a new addetion to our Gay, Dragsters Society. His name is Yamcha
-Yamcha: Hey guys!!
-Tein and Chaotsu: *stand up*
YAMCHA!! Oh crap!! Does that mean EVERYONE knows our secret???!!!!
-ChiChi: Man Bulma *smokes a cigar*
I wish we were related.
-Bulma: Why?? *drinks a Fuzzy
Naval*
-ChiChi: So we couldn't JUST
have wild lesbian sex, we could have wild INSEST lesbian sex!! *kisses Bulma, with tounge*
-Goku: Ok you guys, orgy at my
house this weekend!!
-Everyone: WOO HOO!!
-Goku: But no one tell Kame
Sama....he has no idea what he's doing and messes the whole thing up!!
(From SS3_Raditz)
-Master Roshi: Goku I have to
come clear on something me and Krillin are having an affair!!
-Goku (beating Krillins face in): YOU
SON...OF.....A.....BITCH THE TURTLE MAN WAS MINE!!!!!!!!! YOU KNEW THAT
-Raditz:(in Richard Simmons voice) Ow
Piccolo you must do something with your hair
-Gohan: Mommy, Daddy, are you okay?
What are those noises I'm hearing? (opens door)OW MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Trunks: Dad, why are you holding me
there?
(From Siyo18)
-Vegeta: I just cant do it captin, I
dont have the power!
-Bulma: (( sees all seven dragon balls
and then starts to sing..)) "Little Starrrr"
-Yamcha: BREAK YOURSELF!!!!
-Gohan: What you say about my mama?
-ChiChi: GOHAN! What the hell do you
think your doing, stop studying and go train!
-Goku: ::singing:: I belive I can fly!! I
belive I can cross the sky!! I think about it every night and day!! Spread my wings and
fly awaaay!!!
-Piccolo: Oh King Kai I love your jokes.
-Any Saiya-jinn: You want to know
why...BECAUSE THE SAIYS-JINN SAID SO!!!!
-Bra: My mammy said my daddy is a real
sex machine.
-Goku: God damn-it Gohan, go and study
NOW!!!!
-Vegeta: I never want to see another
naked woman again! ::a lot of woman go pass him:: On seconed though...WAIT FOR
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Trunks: LOVERR!!!!!!!!
-Vegeta: EEEWWWWW.....blood, get it away
from me!!!
-Trunks: GOD DAMN-IT!!!! My sword broke!!
-Trunks: Yeah baby yeahhh! (( a la Austin
Powers ))
Tenshinhan: Chaozu it's time for me to
ask you something...what are you?
-DBZ announcer: Today on Dragon Ball Z,
The whole Dragon Ball gang try to figure out the world's greatest mystery...."What is
Freeza?"
-Vegeta: Heh...that dragon has some big
balls.
-Trunks: uhh....RUN FOR THE HILLS AND
SCREAM LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!!!
-Videl: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
-Yamcha: You stupid cow!
-Chaozu: It's breaking the law..killn'
the doll!!
-Videl: I am daughter of Mr. Satan...the
coward.
-Gohan: KILL ALL THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!
-Freeza: Oh Shit!!!! I'm out of black
lipstick.
-Vegeta: ::starts to get high on sensu
beans:::
-Bulma: ::keeping a hair style::
-How do you think they fot their hair to
stay up....when they turned Super Saiyan there was to much hair spray around them.
-The one thing you gotta know about
DBZ...the FOOD!!!!!
-Goku: Kameha ::looks at some girls
walking by:: ha ha......
-Yamcha: Yaa come on Tenshinhan, toss me
the dragon ball, I'm gonna knock it back into the dragon!
(From nabooru)
-Chi-Chi (wearing a schoolgirl
uniform with a black bra underneath): Hit me baby one more time!
-Ginyu (wearing a leather dress): Man, I
feel like a woman......
*Shania Twain beats Ginyu up with a
big-ass mallet for raiding her closet*
-The Z Senshi: The fans are ultimately
coming to watch the Z Senshi fight, so why can't we make as much money as we should?"
(From lovable_loser)
- Trunks: "I wonder if the
balding thing is genetic? *Trunks picturing himself bald* NOOOOOOO!!!! I
have no purpose in life!" *puts revolver to head*
-Trunks: "Goten I think we've
reached a point in our relationship that goes beyond friendship..."
-Trunks: *walks past the mirror and
notices himself in the mirror* "Hmmmm.....Damn I'm sexy!"
-Goten: "Look Trunks, we were
both drunk and it was late at night..."
-Trunks: "Man Bulma's pretty
hot!"
-Goku: "BUT SHE'S YOUR OWN
MOTHER!!"
-Trunks: "Well she isn't
TECHNICALLY my real mother and man, she got a great ass."
-Mirai Trunks: "What's with
the clothes man and where the hell did you get those glasses?!"
-GT Trunks: Hey these are
CORRECTIVE LENSES!!!
-Mirai Trunks: "Heh you
still don't look half as good as me!"
-Trunks: "You know if you
think about it a Sayajin tail could be pretty useful in bed."
-Goten: "Gohan Advanced
Calculus is easy, let me explain it for you again."
-Goku: "Yeah Gohan, your
brother's right you just have to push yourself harder."
-Gohan: "Screw you guys,
I'm gonna get some sweet lovin' from Videl."
-Chi Chi: *seeing Gohan's bedsheets
are wet* "Gohan have you been having these "dreams" about Bulma
again? Or was it Piccolo this time?"
-Tenshinhan, Nappa, Kulilin, and Piccolo:
"Hello, we'd like to join your hair club for men."
-Bulma: "VEGETA YOU LOUSY
BASTARD!! HURRY UP AND TAKE ME SHOPPING!!"
-Vegeta: "Yes Bulma I'll
do anything for you. I love shopping!"
(From Pat VanGorden)
::singers from promotional 70's
commercial:: "When you're down in the dumps and you can't even take one, what do you
turn to? Kaopectate! So you can drop the load." ::enter cheesy promotional
instumental music::
- Vegeta:"Hi! I'm Vegeta from
Dragonball Z. As a warrior, I don't get the chance to take a dump often, so I'm always
constipated. That's why I use ::holds up bottle:: Kaopectate. It really gets you running.
"
::70'ssingers continue to sing
theme:: "Kaopectate! So you can drop the load!"
-Piccolo: ::laughs::
-Vegeta: "Bulma! Where's the
laxative?!"
-Vegeta: "I'm sorry."
-Vegeta: "Your Welcome."
-Vegeta: "Thanks"
-Piccolo: "NEATO!"
(From MowiChan)
-Goku: "Krillin, help! I'm
paralized!!"
-Krillin: ::dances around:: "I'm
not!! I'm not!!"
-Vegeta: "I love you Fuz!!"
-Fuz: "Go away! Hentai!!
Hentai!!"
(A little history on that one: Fuz is
my best friend and she is madly in love with Vegeta)
-Krillin: "I have a nose!!!"
-Vegeta: "Roshi, have you seen my
wife?"
-Master Roshi:(in bed asleep)
"No, no, not anywhere.."
-Vegeta: "Damn." (Walks
off)
-Bulma: (under covers) "Is he
gone?"
-Yajirobi: "I'll take alla you punks
on!!"
-Goku: "Chi Chi, I'm scared!!"
-Vegeta: "I'll save you,
Goku!!"
-Goku: (At Bulma's funeral, to Vegeta)
"She called you Yamcha again, didn't she?"
(From Goten10189)
-Goku: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mommy save me!!!!" ( hides behind Bulma )
-Vegeta" "AH,AH,AH,Ah, Stayin
Alive!"
-Mr. Satan: (singing) "Who wears
short shorts?"
-Vegeta and Trunks: "We wear
short shorts!"
-Fat Buu: "My New Year's Resolution
is to stop turning people into chocolate then eating them"
-Vegeta: "Man, Kakarotto! Put on
some Anti-Perspirant before we fuse!"
-Goten: "ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!"
-Broli: (sarcasticly)
"ow........................."
(From Trunks)
-Piccolo(singing): "I love you,
you love me. We're a happy....."
-Gohan: "Shut up you green
idiot, before I shut you up!"
-Vegeta(in drag and dancing): "I'm
gonna marry Goku, I'm gonna marry Goku..."
-Future Trunks: "My parents are
losers, let em die."
-Chibi Trunks(crying): "You mean
old ugly creep I'm telling! WAHHHHH!"
-Future Trunks(hits Chibi): "You
whine just as bad as our father!"
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