"Southern Pride"
by:Silvanos Thilnanian
YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT ORGANIZED, ITS ABOUT CHIBI MAVERICK, SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT,
NE?
A pickup truck cruises down a street in North Carolina and pulls up to a house. Out steps one of the biggest jerks in the entire world, and as he positions his ass into his computer chair, the amount of anime material in his room is astounding. This person is ChibiMaverick owner of Gotenks Archives, and I am Silvanos Thilnanian, former staff member FROM Gotenks Archives. This is an editorial that is going to tell the world what really goes on around Gotenks Archives, not what the ranting updates of one Chibi Maverick will say.
Lets go back about a year ago, Sam Spencer aka General Tso then, NiDamaio and myself were staff members on Gotenks Archives. At that time Chibi Maverick had just gotten a game called Diablo 2, which turned out to be the downfall for Gotenks Archives 1st generation staff. Ni Daimaio and myself worked our butts off for GA, I myself, despite what Maverick says, did work. At the time he fired me I had 300 scans from my Daizenshyu ammassed for update. Well anyway, me and ni worked our butts off and all Mav did for about 9 hours a day(SERIOUSLY) during that summer was PLAY DIABLO 2. He didn't update, he didn't work on any projects, he just PLAYED DIABLO 2.
Basically me and ni got sick of working our asses off. We talked with mav about it, and of course he exploded in usualy redneck fashion.....which is quite typical of him. It escalated into screaming, and ended with me and ni being fired. Basically I got fired in chat one night for saying something about I like planet namek. Mav as most people know HATES Planet Namek. There's nothing he'd like to see more than GA wipe PN off the maps....well maybe to see Mr.E's dead body floating in a pool. Mav stated once he wanted to crate himself in a big giant box, ship himself to Mr.E's house and then beat the shit out of him. Here's what happened when I said I like PN.
SilvanosDBZ: well maybe the fact is your so pathetic and you want to be like
mr.e so much it's turned into a hatred huh? I don't
think PN is such bad people, you are a freakin psycho!
Chibi Maverick: turning...to the dark side? thats a new low..
Chibi Maverick: i work my ass off for years for this
Chibi Maverick: "I don't think PN is such bad people, you are a freakin
psycho!"
Chibi Maverick: i no longer have any respect for u
Chibi Maverick: after hearing that one line
See, mav fired me there, and Ni said, ok he goes I quit. And that's what happened I got fired and Ni quit the site. Sam Spencer also quit too, leaving Mav alone, and suisidal and thinking about closing GA. Ni and I have a theory that Mav's hatred for Planet Namek spawns from the fact that he wants to BE mr.e, but that's an entirely different story, and this editorial will make Maverick pissed off enough without writing that. Some other shit happened that I forget, which I could add if SAM SPENCER WOULD RETURN TO HIS KEYBOARD, cause Sam saved all that old stuff, I wish I had. Well the major thing that happened was Ni got into an argument with Mav over something and Maverick being the redneck he is called Ni a "Mother F#$&in Nigger", yes Ni is black. Ni though is a quite intelligent being, and just laughed his ass off at Mavericks stupidity. That just made Mav madder. Oh and another example of Mav's racism, one night I was telling Mav how one of my friends in school told me I sounded like Barry White, why he said this I don't know, and mav's responce was "LOL, NO WONDER YOU GET ALONG WITH NI SO WELL! YOU SOUND LIKE A DAMN NIGGER!". Yes he actually said that.
After this Ni went back to his site, and I went over to Kami-Sama's Lookout,
both our sites our defunct. Damn it, I keep forgetting about poor sam spencer,
he went over to his site General Tso too. Mav though managed to find himself
a NEW staff. This staff started out with one Juno Poley. OH OHHHH I TOTALLY
FORGOT ABOUT DAKOTA! Dakota was a girl who used to work at ga......or so we
thought! Dakota actually turned out to be Maverick, so pathetic he created a
staff member. We figured out it was him when Dakota said on AIM "hot babes",
cause as we know, Mav is too much of a homophobe to EVER hire a lesbian. Anyway
Mav got a new staff member, Juno Poley. Juno is now a close friend of mine,
so I got to hear all the stuff that goes on now. Various new staff members followed;
Rei Storm, Chazman, and some other guy.....I forget his name now....oh yeah
Kenzar, I think that's it.
Anyway in between this period of time and now (which was around 6 months ago) Maverick decided one night life wasn't going his way, so he took a bottle of Asprin, or so he TOLD everyone. The truth of the matter as Sam and I know, he was just looking for some attention, he never