Pan: <off camera> "...I pick Bachelor #2! He has a great sense of humor and seems like a cool guy! And judging by that sexy voice, I'll be he's so fine!"
Bubba Trunks: "Yeah baby, you know it!"
<Audience cheers>
Trunks: "Excellent choice, young Pan! Now is the time for you to meet Bachelor #1, Bubba Trunks in person."
Pan: "Hello, nice to meet you Bubba..............AHHH!!!!! He's a MONSTER!"
Bubba Trunks: "I'm ready for my sweet love making now."
<And so, the 2 went on their required date>
Bubba Trunks: "Let me carry you to my place, my darling!"
Pan: "My, what big hair you have!"
<At Bubba Trunks' pad>
Bubba Trunks: "And for dinner, I've made my special Fried Vegeta!"
Pan: "I TOLD you, moron! I'm allergic to Fried Vegeta!"
Vegeta: "Oh joy!"
<After Bubba Trunks treated Pan to some fast food, the pair went out dancing>
Bubba: "I'm busting a groove, baby! Get down!"
Pan: "No, get ME down! Get me down! I'm getting sick up here! Aggg......"
<And so, the date ends back at Bubba's house when the 2 are finished with their night of fun>
Pan: <shakes Bubba's hand> "Um, thanks for a lovely evening, Bubba Trunks. We should do it again some time."
Bubba Trunks: <grabs Pan and smooches her all over> "Whoa mama, SUCK FACE!"
Pan: "YUCK!!! What bad breath! Let go o' me, you brute! Gross!"
Pan: "I detest you! I never wanna see you again! You're awful, just awful!"
Bubba Trunks: "Bye, little Pan! I'll call you as soon as you get home!"
<Suddenly, Buu comes out of the bedroom in Bubba's house>
Buu: "Well honey, I don't think that date went as good as you had hoped."
Bubba Trunks: "Guess not, snuckums. I guess conquering the female gender isn't my thing. Hey, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Buu <with a sly grin>: "The same thing we do every night...."
Both: "MAKE SWEET MONKEY LOVE!!"
<umm......perhaps now would be a good time to end this film ^_^; >
