The corporate machine rages on
(As the week progressed, our heroes were working hard for the money. However, trouble was afoot! Some of the Z-Gang members were losing the faith.)
Krillin: "Dude, we don’t owe these FUNi execs anything! What have they ever done for us!? I mean, where always dying at one minute or another, and I think it’s unfair that Goku gets the ‘weekly anti-dandruff shampooing treatment!’"
Super #17: "You mean, you don’t get that? I thought we all did."
Raditz: "Yeah, I got mine done yesterday. It’s just you whose left out, dude. Face it, you’re a short, bald, nose-less, Puerto Rican punk-ass bitch."
Krillin: "Shhsh! I told you not to mention my heritage in public! Anyways, I ain’t going along with FUNi’s little scheme. It ain’t worth my time."
Super #17: "I don’t exactly have anything against them...I don’t even show up ‘till GT. Plus, I like the free coffee enemas they supply daily!"
Raditz: "Hmm...I did get killed off within the first few episodes, but I ain’t a playa hater. But...since my Hair Club for Men meeting has been cancelled, I may as well join you, Krillin. I don’t have anything better to do."
Krillin: "Trust me, ‘not having anything better to do’ is the key criterion for being a part for what I have planned! Teehehehe!"
(Beware, oh Z-Fighters! A rebel lurks amongst the group! But fear not, for their own projects keep the others busy. The days went on, and the deadline drew closer! Soon, it was time for the young people to show off the projects the Z-Gang so prided themselves on.)
Gen: "Alright boys, I hope you’ve been working as hard as I have these last few days."
Barry: "Indeed. Well, show us what you’ve got!"
Piccolo: "Yo, I be bringin’ dis here shit on old skool, word! Dis be my web crib, ‘Namek-Sei’. ‘s got all dat whack goods, like da info, da fan stuff, and hos, lots and lots of hos! And yo, you can be callin’ me Mr. P, foo’."
Gen: "Rock on, my brother."
Barry: "Word. To your mother, even. That idea sounds like a real winner. These kids today can really relate to the hip hop groove. We can cash in on that. Make some ‘Namek-Sei’ shirts, and we’ll be set. Next!"
Bubba Trunks: "Since I’m such a fly guy, and all the chicks be digging my flavor, I decided to make a fan site all about His Hottness...me! I shall call my site, the ‘Synagogue o’ Bubba Trunks’. Naturally, since there are so many wonderful things to say about me, there will be tons of content. And for the ladies, they’ll be weekly contests in which a lucky woman can win a date with me. What ya think?"
Gen: "Hmmm...what it lacks in intelligence, it makes up for with sex appeal. We need a place where groupies can converge. That’s a keeper. Next!"
Vegeta: "Ok, since I’m such a bad-ass guy, and all the homosexuals dig my fruity flavor, I decided to make a fan site all about His Gayness....me! I shall call my site, ‘Vegeta Deranged.’"
Barry: "What the...another shrine!? No, we can’t have that. It’s time for a change!"
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