A Day In The Life of a Trunks Teeny-Bopper

The ultimate annoyance.   If anyone ever get this way, I would suggest seeking professional help. =P

  • 6:15 am:  Wake up and get ready for school.  Put in a DBZ cd and listen to "Blue Wind of Hope" in the shower.
  • 6:35 am:  Get dressed.   Put on Mirai Trunks t-shirt in hopes that he'll see it.
  • 6:50 am: Eat breakfast and put in the Trunks T.V. Special.  A good Trunks viewing is good to help a body wake up.
  • 7:10 am:  Go to the bus stop.   Laugh silently to self as kids talk about DBZ on Cartoon Network, for they do not yet understand the wonders of the God called Trunks.
  • 7:30 am: Meet friends at school.   They go hysterical again as they hear yet another story about how you dreamt about Trunks last night and he whisked you away on a white horse and rode off into the sunset.
  • 7:45 am: Time for math class.   All you do is draw some fanart of Trunks in your notebook instead of writing equations.  You think about how when you get home, you want to scan your fanart and send it to the Temple O' Trunks so that your love for Trunks will forever be published and permanent on the web.
  • 9:05 am:  During passing time, take a trip to the bathroom.  You swear you see a vision of Trunks on the feminine sanitary items machine.
  • 9:10 am:  Go to English class where the assignment is an in-class paper.  Naturally you write about Trunks and he plays such an important role in the future.  You get an F, but it doesn't matter since you got to express your feelings on paper.
  • 10:35 am:  Time for gym class.   During a round of tennis, you insist that you name your tennis ball "Chibi Trunks".  You're tennis partner then finds someone else to play with.
  • 11:50 am:  Lunch.  Go on and on to your buds how Trunks is just the spiffiest.  Your friends find another place to sit, but you don't mind because you have a picture of Trunks in your wallet to keep you company.
  • 12:05 pm:  Run into a guy in the hallway that looks exactly like Trunks, only not as cute and perfect, of course.   Spend 20 minutes chasing the guy until he hides in the boy's locker room.   Follow him into the boy's locker room yelling "Trunks, I would date with you!", until the Principal drags you out.
  • 12:30 pm:  In the Principal's Office.  Explain to him that you only did those things in order to hunt down the perfect guy; the look alike of The Purple Haired Wonder.  After convincing the Principal that you're nuts, he send you back to class.
  • 1:00 pm:  Biology class.   Refuse to cut open a frog for studies because Trunks would never hurt an animal, so you will not either.  You get an F for the assignment, but it doesn't matter since you were only doing what Trunks would do in the same situation.
  • 2:20 pm:  School's out, and your friend drives you home.  You insist that she come back to your house so you can show her "this really cute guy".  She agrees, but upon finding out that the cute guy was a cartoon character, a non-English speaking one no less, she turns around and goes home.  But that's ok since that means less competetion and now Trunks will be all yours.
  • 3:15 pm:  Beginning homework with a picture of Trunks at your side to keep you company.
  • 4:30 pm:  Play a bit of DBGT Final Bout on the Playstation.  Of course, you play ass Trunks and kick all the other character's butts.  You beat the game in a half hour.
  • 5:00 pm:  Watch DBZ on Cartoon Network.  You laugh at it.
  • 5:30 pm:  Put in some DBZ fansubs with Trunks in them to purify yourself after watching the English (and Trunks-less) version.
  • 6:45 pm:  Write some hate mail to Cartoon Network about that whole "No Trunks fanart on Toonami" incident.
  • 7:00 pm:  Send out the hate mail, complete with Trunks stickers, just to piss off the people at Cartoon Network.
  • 7:10 pm:  Dinner time.   You imagine that you and Trunks are out at a fancy restaurant during the meal.
  • 7:30 pm:  Go on an online chat where you talk to other people who share an interest (but not your unparalleled love) in Trunks.
  • 8:15 pm:  Visit the Temple O' Trunks and spend 2 hours there.  Even though your little brother has to write an assignment on the computer, you don't care because you're too busy drooling over Trunks.
  • 10:15 pm:  Write in your daily Trunks diary, and your hopes and dreams for you two in the future.
  • 10:45 pm:  Get ready for bed.   Put on the Trunks pajamas you made yourself.  Look around at all of the Trunks posters in your room, and kiss each and every one good night.  Hop into bed (complete with Trunks sheets you made yourself).
  • 2:25 am:  Have a bad dream where Vegeta showed up and you two had an affair.  You wake and realize that it was only a horrible nightmare, and you go back to having Trunks-filled dreams.

The End! (Thank god!)

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