| Son
Goku: In the distant future, we'll see Goku abandoning his love for
fighting and become immersed in the world of art. After struggling for a few years
as a starving artist, (since Chi-Chi threw him out of the house and his sons disowned
him), Goku lives in a shoddy apartment in the Barrio. One day, Vegeta will see Goku
looking for food in neighbor's garbage cans, take pity on him, and buy one of his
paintings for $5. Goku will buy a cheap pair of sneakers. |
| Son
Gohan: Upon being accpeted into Harvard and subsequently flunking out,
Gohan will take up a life a crime; a life that he fought so hard to rid of as a
teenager. Seeing as how conspicuous he is in his Great Saiyaman outfit, he'll be
easy captured by police and reduced to spending his days in prison and making license
plates for a living. |
| Son
Goten: In the future, Goten will become the most sucessful member of
the Son family. Acting upon his hormonal behavior, he becomes the future President
and C.E.O of Playboy Magazine, will live in a mansion with many a beautiful chicks, and
develops a new kinds of celluar phone for wireless phone lovers everywhere. |
| Chi-Chi:
After being a loyal wife to Goku for many years, she leaves him after he decides to be an
artist and untimately fails. Chi-Chi will move to Los Angeles and star in her own
talk show called "Violent Wives Strike Back". Her show gets canelled after
3 episodes. After this, Chi-Chi will move back to Mount Paozu, where she becomes a
recluse and contemplates life. |
Pan:
Conitues fighting for the good portion of her life in hopes of becoming the first female
Super Saiyajin. She finally does, but she decides that it was a waste since she
didn't like how the transformation changed her hair. Pan will spend the rest of her
life stalking Trunks, taking candid photos of him and selling them on the Internet. |
| Piccolo:
Will discover his love for hip-hop and rap, resulting in himself and Dende forming a rap
group called "2 Green". Their hit single "Ain't Nuthin' But A Green
Thang" soars on the charts. Unfortunately, Piccolo's untimely death in a freak
blender accident ended the rap dou's days in the music biz. |
| Bulma:
As we know in DBGT, Trunks takes over the job of running Capsule Corp., leaving Bulma with
plenty of time on her hands. With this being the case, she follows her true passion
of fashion design and focuses on the many styles of spandex (thanks to the influence of
her partner, Vegeta). |
| Vegeta:
Vegeta decides that after years and years of trying to be the #1 fighter, he becomes
severely burned out and gives up. Instead, he chooses to become a part of the game
show host circuit. His most popular show in the future will be Love
Connection. During his time as host on the show, he'll have a brief affair with one
of his contestants, but will dump her and go back to his wife, Bulma. |
| Trunks:
He will spend many years being the President of Capsule Corporation, hating every second
of his work. As a result, he becomes a raging alcoholic. In his alcoholic
stupors, he does many stupid things, like hitting on the wives of everyone in the DBZ
gang, try robbing stores, and put on a pink tutu to be in a ballet. Along the line,
Trunks' good friend Goten will get Trunks into rehab, where he recovers slowly over time,
will eventually give up Capsule Corp. to his sister Bra, and start his new life working in
the fashion design business with his mother where he produces denim jackets. |
| Bra:
Becomes sick and tired of everyone calling her a stupid slut and goes to a prestigious
university to earn her degree in business. After Trunks gives up his position at
Capsule Corp., Bra takes over as President. This change results in the
discontinuation of many Capsule products because they had been turned into cosmetics
rather than everyday mechanical devices that Capsules are supposed to be. Bra then
realizes that old habits die hard and that she will always be an airheaded skank.
After this, she spends her nights workin' the streets. |
| Krillin:
He and his lovely wife #18 go on to have 22 kids in addition to Marron. In the
future, Krillin gives up his job as a successful hair sylist to become a proud full-time
dad in order to provide his children with the love they deserve. |
| Fat
Buu: Will go on an extremely risky diet and become a skeleton. He
will start his own line of candy called Buuylicious but will lose it all when he devours
his factory. He will commit suicide during a stage of his depression, only to be wished
back to life by the Dragonballs. He'll kill the person responsible for bringing him back
and will live out the rest of his days as a hermit. (from Super_Saiyajin_Vegeta) |
| Puar:
In the future, Puar will eventually become the strongest fighter in DBZ. With the help of
Oolong, Puar will obtain some Choushinsui (Super God Water), drink it, and beat up Son
Goku in a drunken power struggle. (from Super_Saiyajin_Vegeta) |
| Oolong:
Will follow in Puar's footsteps and guzzle a different type of special drink, Chouseisui
(Super Holy Water), which will cleanse him of his love for anything to do with Playboy. He
will become a British Professor and go on to become the first pig to travel to Pluto. (from
Super_Saiyajin_Vegeta) |
Raditz:
After convincing Mr. Buu to wish him back with the
Dragon Balls,
using a bribe of candy, Radditz will eventually start a company called "Fruit of the
Saiya-jin", specializing in underwear for men. It will become very successful but
sadly, for a limited time as Radditz ditches his new-found self only to grow his hair even
longer and become a member of "Hanson: Millenium". Again, he is forced to
abandon his life, only this time, Mr. Buu eats him for not upholding his side of the
bribe. (From Future_Trunks_2001) |
| Marron:
Marron will take her father's place as the strongest human of the DBZ team and join
up with Puar and the others fighting crime. On her off time she will design wardrobes
composed completely of her favorite color and create the "Pink Ribbon Clothing
Company," from which she will become rich and sucessful. (From Kuririn-chan) |
| Android
#18: Juuhachigou, never seeming to age, will take up the hobbies
of alternately training her daughter and beating up people who annoy her. Becoming wise to
Mr. Satan's tricks, she will beat the HFIL out of him in a Tenkaichi Budokai, humiliating
him and earning herself a place in history and a city in her name. (From
Kuririn-chan) |
| Android
#17: 17 lives for 5 years in the forest,
then gets sick of the solitude, so he moves to a city. After posing for many many years as
a model, he becomes the most popular model in Satan City. He will hold this title for many
years. Then he will forget to upgrade for the year 800(DB years) and will collapse in the
middle of a year 800 photo shoot. (from Fatguyinalittlecoat
DBZ) |
Tien:
After the messy breakup with Chaotzu, Tien will become
homicidal and
live in a cabin out in the mountains alone, waiting beside the phone for Chaotzu to return
his numerous calls. After many years have passed, he will go on a killing spree, leaving
the mark T+C carved into the flesh of all his victims, including all of Chaotzu's lovers.
He was never caught and died of a heart attack, when the phone finally rang. (From
Kallinite) |
| Chaotzu:
Chaotzu quickly recuperates after his breakup with Tien and
soon after, struck up a loving relationship with Mr. Popo. This relationship soon ended
however when, blinded by rage, Tien leapt out of the bushes and killed Mr. Popo one day,
when he went out for a walk. Chaotzu continued to have many loving relationships, all of
which were destroyed by Tien. 3 years before his death, Chaotzu feels lonley and gives
Tien a call, hoping to make up, but no one answered the phone. Chaotzu became a hermit,
living off of raisinettes and apple juice until he died of old age. (From
Kallinite) |
| Kami:
After finding out about Mr. Popo's sordid affair with Chaotzu, Kami breaks off all
connections with both of them, realising he deserves better than that. He ends up running
off with Dende to Hawaii where the two of them spend their days drinking iced tea and
bathing in the sun, while their nights were spent in a rich hotel room. The same hotel
room where their nights of flaming passion ensue. Kami died peacfully in Dendes arms,
while lying on the beach. Dende, horror stricken, commit suicide so they could be together
forever. (From Kallinite) |
| Freeza:
Freeza was wished back to life by a lonley merchant in the streets of Peru,
who sold him as a love slave on the black market. Freeza was sold quickly to a man by the
name of Gamaru, who threw him to the streets after finding out he was a man. Freeza was
upset by this, so went to Rio De Janerio where he heard all the best plastic surgeons
lived. He went into a building called "Cleanica Plastica Fantastica" and had his
gender changed. Freeza bacame the most popular ho in all of Rio and lived happily ever
after. (From Kallinite) |
| Mr.
Satan: Mr. Satan got tired of the fighting
business and went to Rio for a gender change. He went to a place recommended by someone in
the streets named Freeza. It was called "Cleanica Plastica Fantastica". After
his gender change, he moved to America under the name of Nikki Taylor. He soon after
became a popular model for Cover Girl Cosmetics. Pouffe, you're beautiful! (From
Kallinite) |
| Master
Roshi: Will realize a life long dream.... He will become a
photographer for Playboy, Penthouse, and and a new magazine: "Dirty Old Dude's
Digest". Unfortunately, he will be committed to intensive care mere days after
landing these jobs. The reason for the intensive care? Massive bloodloss from the nasal
cavities.... (From DietWaterCzar) |
| Ginyu
The Frog: Ginyu will organize a world wide
rebelion of frogs and take control of Capsule Corp. He will then find another translator
and switch bodies with an aspiring artist. After living many years in Satan City, Ginyu
will be killed in a drive-by after getting shot multiple times. (from Fatguyinalittlecoat DBZ) |
| Korin:
Korin will get sick of being secluded up in his tower, and
leave it for Yajirobi. He will open up a catnip factory with himself as the icon. He will
become the richest cat in the world and have a money bank just like Scrooge
McDuck(Ducktails). He will go to take a swim in his money and realize how much like water
it would be, then gives it all away. (from Fatguyinalittlecoat
DBZ) |
| Broli:
After falling down a flight of stairs, Broli acquires intense knowledge and becomes a
professor at Yale. But when a man named Goku stummbles in, Broli snapps and blows
the entire school away. All that remained were a charred pair of white pants and a golden
collar. (from MikeRyanH) |
| Nappa:
After being killed twice by Vegeta, the dim-witted Saiyajin sneaks out of Hell and into a
pub where he gets so drunk on Zima he staggers back into Hell and has the HFIL beatten out
of him by Hell's new queen...#18. (from MikeRyanH) |
| Android
19: For some reason, Bulma rebuilds the Pilsbury Dough-droid and he decides
to become a model for "The Husky Man" underwear agency. He then joins up with
Yajirobe to become a hit rap star with the hit cd, "Born to be White, Fat, Dumb and
Ugly". But as Hollywood turns on the Android, he becomes a player with his
bitch, Bra, as a heroin dealer. He later has his arms ripped of by Vegeta and his blown
apart...he sold the Saiyajin prince a bad stash. (from MikeRyanH) |
| Zarbon:
In a small partnership with Raditz, the ausie freak-o escapes Hell and kill's NSYNC's
Lance [Meri's Note: NOT LANCE! he's the cute one! :P]. Using cosmetic surgery,
he becomes Lance's look-alke and one has been the wiser ever since... (from
MikeRyanH) |
| Cell:
After revealing his homosexuality (and what else that tail can do to Goku), Cell secludes
himself in what's left of Dr. Gero's lab. Using the remaining equipment, Cell creates a
new robot for his pleasure, promptly dubbed Android 21. Cell calls him Fluffy. Android 21
is also programmed to enjoy men but kills Cell when he finds out Cell his having an affair
with President Clinton. Android 21 moves on to become Vice President and a succesful model
(which clashes with his politics). (from Piririn) |
| Koola:
After finding out about his brother's gender change (sister's?), Koola secludes himself in
Gokou's old home from the shame. After he realizes he hates soltitude and its all Freeza's
fault, Koola stalks and kills Freeza (much to the dissapointment of many sleazy men).
While killing Freeza, Koola notices his family looks good as women. He goes to
"Clenica Plastica Fantastica" and get a gender change himself. After realizing
the woman thing only works on his brother (her sister?), Koola takes his own life.(from
Piririn) |
| Uranai
O-baba: After giving fortunes for such a long time, Ba-Ba decided that this
wasn't the life for her. Instead, she made a fortune recruiting man-whores for Bejiita.
Soon she went into the geisha business, and became a wealthy overlord of both prosititues,
geisha, cross-dressing hoes, and man-whores. Her empire was soon crashed after Muten Roshi
began molesting some of the cilents and workers employed at Ba-Ba's ' Funhouse '. She
disowned her relative and began the ways of the Samurai, hoping to cleanse herself of the
dirty deeds she had done. In the end, she was one of the Samurai walking the Earth, and
died attempting to go to the future and kill the andriods while Trunks and the others were
fighting Perfect Cell. Her body was never found, and a funeral never held . . as all at
the Kame House thought her to be on vacation. (from Caseei) |
| *New!* Ox King: The big, dumb lug ditches Chi Chi and the
Son house for a life as a profesional wresttler, aka O.X., Man of Titanium (man of steel
was taken). But to the Son family's horror, good ol' Ox was killed in the ring by none
other than...THE ROCK, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION. Chi Chi rips the Rock a new belly button and
hangs him by his teddy bear adorned boxers. (from MikeRyanH) |
| *New!*
King Kold: After seeing both his sons become gay feaks, KK shacks up with
king Kai and they become the KKKK duo. But when they send out an invite to their party at
King Kais new planet, a missprint with one of the letters, a cut out K, sends a mob of
black panther radicals into a frenzy. King Kold is spray painted green with a big
"Losser" sign on his back while King Kai was tarred and featherd. (from
MikeRyanH) |
