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(From MattverSSJ3)
-Krillin: In case of an emergency, my head has been designed as a floatation device.

(From brolli0)
-Brolli: Look at my bulging muscles you girly girls! (ala Hans & Franz)

(From Virginia Savich)
-Oolong: I'm not overweight! I'm....undertall.

-Shenlon: *shows up with a chicken leg in hand* Always when I'm eating!

-Cell: I wanted to join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but nooooooooooo! That Splinter guy wouldn't have it! Too violent, he said! You're not a turtle, he said! But I'll show him!

(From Sam C.)
-Goku: Kamehameha!
-Chi-chi: Goku!!*Chi-chi hits Goku in the head with a frying pan* How
many times do I have to tell you, to open the door, just use the doorknob!!

(From Corran Iverson)
-Goku: Daaa Bears
-Piccolo: Daaa Bulls!
-Vegeta: So who do you think would win in a fight, Kakarot or Coach Ditka?
-Piccolo: Coach Ditka.
-Goku: Whoa whoa, hold on. What if Kakarot WAS Coach Ditka...?
*The three indulge in some deep thought* (ala SnL)

 

(From Aiko-chan)

-Frieza: Father, Father, look! A candy shop! May we please go in,
please?!
-King Cold: Oh, very well, Frieza.
-Frieza: Oh, joy!

-Goku: Hey Vegeta... (snickers) Got milk?
-Vegeta: Dangit, Kakarrot, give back my blasted milk!

(From JoshuaFahzay)

-Frieza: Ho ho ho! Merry christmas!

-Piccolo: Sweeeet....

-Radditz: Oh well. Goku is clearly stronger than me I better give up.

-Cell: Heeeeey batter batter batter! C'mon! Pitcher's gotta big butt!

-Frieza: I think I better start taking some tylenol. This soar throat is starting to annoy me.

-Vegeta: *playing video games* Yayayayayayayaya! *Bulma snatches the controls from him* Hey! You just killed me! *cries*

-Goku: Frieza? Wut? OH! Him! Now I remember...

-Frieza: He's a super saiya-jin? I don't need this. GOOD-BYE!

-Gohan: Math? What the @&#$! is that?

-Zarbon: *singing* Outback Stakehouse, no rules just right!

-Dudoria: *singing* God bless america...my home sweet home!

-#18: Cell? What's that some sorta cookie?

-#17: *Arnold Swartzeneeger Voice* I am the Terminator!

-#16: *in a scared voice*...animals...they...are...so.....so...mean to me....I hate...the dark...*loud scarred breaths*....hehehe *psychotic laugh*

-Kurrin: I could beat down Piccolo any day of the week!

-Frieza: That Kurrin guy was really tough. I mean WHOA! I thought he had me beat for a minute there.

-Dylesic Broli: OTTORAKAK

-Trunks: *English Accent* I am acctually British.

-Goku: *Cleaning his Gi* Damn spaggeti stains!

-Fat Buu: *Scottish Accent* Course I'm no happy. Iz got biggerz tities dan yuu! I gotz more chinz than a chia knees phone book!

-Fat Buu: *Scottish accent* First things first! Where's ya sh*tter? I got a turtle head poken' out!

 

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(From Yoshi34)
-Krillin: You know, I just noticed these strrrrange dots on my head.

-Vegeta: My favorite is Tinky Winky... what's yours Kakarot?
-Goku: Uh... I don't watch Teletubbies.
-Vegeta: What?! *Vegeta goes Super Saiya-jin*

(From ReP 731)
-Trunks: I have my mother's hips, and I have to accept that.

(From The Spatula Goddess)
-Vegeta: Eggs... flour... butter... I love baking.

-Jerry Springer: Welcome back to 'My Significant Other is a Hostile
Alien from Another Planet Who Tried to Destroy the World'. Let's
welcome Chi-Chi and Bulma to the show.

(From Marta Smith)
-Gohan: Unko Wadditz! Let's go to da circus an' see da clowns!
-Radditz: Sure kid!

-Vegeta: Hi Goku!
-Goku: Kakarrot! The name is Kakarrot!

(From Cat)
-Vegeta: I'm a people person.

(From ussj9trunks)
-Trunks: Hey guys leave Juunanagou alone! when you get right down to it
hes not such a bad guy!

(From Bo Seung Jung)
<Akira Toriyama at a board meeting>
-Akira: Lemme get this straight. This, guy, Goku, is actually a guy from
space with a monkey tail? And he wears nothing but orange?
-Business Guy: Yessir.

(From Psyko' Masamun)
-Dodoria: I'm not fat! Im just big-boned!!

-Goten and Gohan at mall: How YOU doin?!

(From Locke the Treasure Hunter)
*Gohan transforms into a giant ape*
-Goku: What the hell..?
-Piccolo: That cant be! I destroyed it! There isn't a full moon!
*Yajirobe is seen bending over to pick up a penny*

(From viper__2017)
-Goku: What are you tryin' to tell me? That I can dodge Ki blasts?
-Kaio-sama: Once you're ready, you won't have to...((seen The Matrix?))

-Most of the people that submit to this section: No, I'm not going to write another repetitive, boring, obvious line... honest.

(From Katie Correia)
-Vegeta: I'm going to kill you Kakoro....OOOOOH! Bubble Wrap!

-Janemba: Janemba! Janemba! Janem...OH! F*** IT!

 

(From gotbot2000)
-Eternal Dragon: What's your God damn wish already?!

-Goku: Gee guys, I don't know ... that double Whopper looks awfully big.

(From SSJ 10 Letivuse)
*In an AA meeting*
-Goku: I'm Goku and I'm an alcoholic
-Vegeta: I'm Vegeta and I'm a homosexual.
-Kuririn: Wrong building Vegeta!
-Vegeta: Oops......

(From Sora)
-Trunks: Dad! Take off that STUPID hand puppet!
-Vegeta: It's the only was for me to cope with my emotions. ::Whispering:: Don't listen to him Mr.Hat...

(From celestia414)
-Dragon: Is that your final answer?

-Piccolo: Welcome to dieting with the Demon King! Well start with a fresh water salad, tossed in a light vinaigrette of H2O, and we'll cap it off with a side of water! >>

(From Nny and Michiru)
-Chichi: Hey 18, do you wanna go shopping?
-#18: No thanks...

(From MattverSSJ3)
-Tien: Hey look! My third eye! It's really just an old scratch-and-sniff sticker. Mmmm....strawberry.

(From Nathan2795)
-Mirai Trunks: (to Chibi Trunks) Ha ha! You suck! Oh, wait...

-Fat Buu: I'm dead sexy! (ala Fat Bastard)

(From Miles "Tail5" Prower)
-Jeice: Cap'n, Got Milk?

-Vegeta: On your Nose... I mean... Toes! Toes!... Damn, Trunks, Nevermind!

(From CursedRyoga)
-Android 18: .... and please leave a message after the tone, thanks alot.

-Piccolo:*mumbling* Stupid preacher, he can't tell ME he's not open for confessions today...

 

 

(From bigdaddybriano)
-Vegeta: *Sigh* I wish there was more to my life...

-Bulma: Damn VCR...I can never get it to stop flashing 12:00!

(From katty__18)
-Bulma: (singing) We're off the Planet Namek
-Goku: And I'm sure to get a brain...
-Vegeta: ...A heart...
-Bulma: ...Back home...
-Krillin: ...The nerve!!

(From Sukiro Kou)
-Goku: Now.. If i just carry the two.....then.....AH HA!! It takes 3 people to screw in a light bulb!!

(From Tienshinhan4)
-Piccolo: I'm blue da ba dee ba ba di da ba de da ba di da ba di!!

(From Kerri)
-Mr. Popo: Yeah, I had a bad experience with a tanning lamp when I was little...

-Trunks: *Gazing at himself in the mirror* I have such cute pores.

(From An Anette Fan/KitKat)
-Master Roshi: (in a limo)**with a cheesy English accent** Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Gray Poupon?

-Goten: Pikachu, I choose you!

-Chi Chi and Bulma:**singing to Goku and Vegeta** What a girl wants, what a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy sets you free.....

-Future Trunks: Meri, I love you with all my heart. Say You'll be mine or my life won't be worth living.
-Meri: **yawns** Oh I'm sorry, but I like GT Goten, not YOU! Please remove yourself from my sight.

(From Jan-Chan Suzuhara)
-Chibi Trunks: *Going through the laundry, Chibi Trunks holds up a thong* Mommy, What's this?
-Bulma: Don't ask me, it's not mine. :Silence: Ask you father.
-Vegeta: Damn you, woman!

-Dende: Got milk?

-Goku: Wow, something smells like kiwi and lime!
-Vegeta runs his hands through his hair and blushes.
-Vegeta: I just changed my shampoo! Can you really notice?

(From underfaker)
*Trunks is sitting in his room, rolling weed in paper. Bulma and Vegeta walk in.*
-Trunks: Mom! Dad! This...this isn't what you think!
-Vegeta: Its alright son. Me and your mom smoke doobies from time to time!
-Trunks: Really?!
-Bulma: Oh yes! Don't your grandfather's cigarettes look a "bit" off? Besides, its what gives you your purple hair and me my green hair!

*Super Sayia-Jin 3 Goku is sitting in Bra's room with Bra and Pan. They are braiding his super long hair.*
-Pan & Bra: Make-overs are SO fun!!!

*Vegeta and Goku are playing "Super Smash Bros." for the N64.*
-Vegeta: The Starman! Kakarot, its time to smash your ass...
*Dramatic pause*
-Vegeta: INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!

(From Never Summer 85)
-Vegeta to Bulma: Who's your Saiyajin Prince?...Say it!
-Bulma: You are...do we have to play this game everytime?
-Vegeta: YES!

-Vegeta: *Looking into mirror* Who's the hot and sexy Saiyajin Prince? Yes, YOU are big daddy!
-Bulma: *Yelling from another room* Vegeta! Who are you talking to?
-Vegeta: Nothing woman! Shut up! *Starts to whisper* Damn, I'm sexy...

-Fat Gogeta: Get in my belly! I'm higher in the food chain than you!!

(From Greymon)
-Krillin: This is how the world's strongest fighter Goku eats a Reese's peanut butter cup.
-Goku: Kamehameha! (The peanut butter cup is instantly dissolved)
-Krillin: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's peanut cup.

(From Psycho PanChan)
-Tien: Hey, Minime, Come here!
-Chao-zu: *Runs away in a minime outfit* Aaaaah!

(From Chaosgirl769)
-Kuririn: *holds up a bottle herbal essences* Yup ... a totally orgasmic...er... ORGANIC experience! ::grin::

(kestra64)
-Piccolo: The hills are alive...with the sound of muuusic....

-Vegeta: (at the pet store) Please Bulma! I swear I'll take care of him!

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