Dragon
Ball As Titanic
AKA: The result of Meri
and Alyssa being utterly hyper after the first week of school
Dragon Ball As Titanic: The Extremely Short Version
James Cameron: "Hello, I am James Cameron."
Someone off camera: "No you're not!"
James Cameron: "<ahem!> Hello, I'm James Cameron. Actually, I'm
Son Gohan pretending to be James Cameron. Today, we present to you our version of
the multi-million dollar film, Titanic...DB style!"
James: "Our story begins with Rose, her mother and fiancee ready to board
the ship of dreams."
Rose: "Hmph! It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania!"
Cal: "Oh Ruth, your daughter is so difficult to impress!"
Jack: "<huff huff huff> Hey ship, wait for meeee!!!"
People on the ship: "Goodbye! Bye!"
Jack: "It sure is cool that I won that ticket to board Titanic from that
lucky handed game of poker!"
James Cameron (narrating): "After a little while, Rose realizes that she is
very dissatisfied with her life, seeing as how she is being forced to marry Cal, and is
ready to jump off the stern to end her suffering."
Rose: "GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!! It's all over for me!! Yep...sure is...all
over... Umm.."
Jack: "Heh, nice dress, Goten!"
Rose: "Shut up, Trunks!"
Jack: "Ok, ok. Hey, pretty lady, don't jump!"
Rose: "No! Don't come any closer! I'll jump!"
Jack: "Aw, you don't wanna do that. Besides, I don't wanna have to
jump in and save you. I'd get all wet and ruin my beautiful hair!"
Rose: "Well, ok. If you insist!"
Rose: "Oh no! I'm slipping!!!!"
Jack: "Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have worn those slippery rubber
gloves! Don't worry, I got ya!"
Rose: "Wow! Thanks! You saved me twice! By the way, my name is Rose."
Jack: "My name's Jack, a struggling artist who likes to draw nekkid French
women!"
Rose: "How would you like to come to dinner with me?"
Jack: "Umm...sure. But keep in mind, I have no manners.
<burp>"
James: "So Jack got a lesson on how to be a gentleman and went to
dinner with Rose and her family and had a spiffy time. Then, they went down to the
steerage party room and had a rip roarin' good time. But Cal sent his man-servant,
Lovejoy, down to spy on the two new friends."
What will become of Jack and <snicker> Rose? Click here to see!
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