Narrator: "Soon, Trunks can't handle the peer pressure and he gives in to temptation. Trunks is using what kids call 'weed', 'grass', 'mary jane', or 'a joint'."
Trunks: "Whoaaa, I feel goooooood!"
Narrator: "At first, it'll feel good, but soon you'll become so dependent on your drug that you'll get warped and won't know who you are anymore!"
Narrator: "You may even turn out looking like this!"
Trunks: "Hey, I know I look good!"
Narrator: "But in the end, the result is always the same."
Buu: "Hey man, try 'dis one. It's da shit!"
Trunks: "Uhhh...ok! Ugg, I don't feel too good...."
Cell: "<pokes Trunks> Man, I think he's dead."
#17: "That would suck."
Buu: "And he was such a good friend, too..."
All 3: "HEY KID! Wanna try this!?"
Narrator: "See? Bad kids like these don't care about you, they just take your money and leave you for dead! Don't end up like Trunks...just say NO!"
Gohan: "And now, here's the last movie, 'Safety Do's and Don'ts'. It's a TAD preachy, but it's a very enlightening movie!"
Narrator: "DON'T!: Stick your fingers where they're not wanted."
Piccolo: <poke poke>
Trunks: "What the hell!?"
Narrator: "Sticking your fingers where they're not wanted is very rude!"
Trunks: "You little punk, no one touches my ass, no one!"
Piccolo: "Ag, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Narrator: "If you do, you'll end up like this guy."
Narrator: "DON'T #2!: Don't run with swords! You'll poke your eye out, or worse!"
Trunks: "Hey Goten, look at this! Ain't it cool?"
Goten: "Hells yeah!"
Narrator: "What's say you trip on a rock or something. Do you know what could happen?"
Narrator: "THIS could happen!"
<SLICE!>
Goten: "ARGGGGG!! You......bastard!"
Trunks: "Whoops, did I do that?"
Narrator: "Running with swords is BAD!'
Narrator: "DON'T #3!: You shouldn't fire ki blasts in public places!"
Goku: "Hey, look what I can do!"
Krillin: "What is it?"
Narrator: "You, the unsuspecting victim, could get hurt by a careless person's ki blast!"
Krillin: "Oh no, it's headed this way!"
Krillin: "Oh my hair, my beautiful hair!!! Ruined!"
Goku: "......no comment."
Narrator: "In conclusion: DON'T do anything! Everything is bad and evil! The end."
Gohan: "Well, that about wraps it up. I hope you all learned some important life lessons from these things, class."
Gohan: "Class?...class? Dammit, this happens all the time!"
