Put Away The Flamethrowers, People

By Mr. Cell

I may be new to the DBZ webmaster scene, and I may be what is commonly
referred to as a 'dubbie', but I've seen how much DBZ webmasters get flamed
by visitors to their site, and here's what I have to say:

"You flamers don't know squat."

Look at it this way, people. You email extremely capable DBZ webmasters such
as Meri, you have gone through God knows how much trouble to bring you a
great DBZ site, and what do you tell her?

ur site sux u cant spel i hate yer site i am vegeta stop makin fun of me or
i wil use big bang on you you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck

Here's what I say to you flamers.

1) The site sucks, huh? I'd like to see YOU flamers do better.
2) Apparently, YOU can't spell either. A majority of DBZ webmasters are fine
spellers and users of grammar an dont typ lik this OR IN ALL CAPS Or EvEn
LiKe ThIs. Learn to write in English!
3) If you hate the site, DON'T VISIT IT! It's as simple as that!
4) Right... You're Vegeta. It's an ANIME for God's sake! You aren't Vegeta!
Unless you're Brian Drummond or the Japanese voice actor, you ARE NOT VEGETA
and we aren't making fun of you.
5) This is the Internet. Someone sending me an email reading 'BIG BANG'
won't hurt me.
6) I suck i suck i suck, huh? You're a moron you're a moron you're a moron.

Now, flamers. I ask you this: Why do you waste your time insulting DBZ
webmasters about their hard work? Is it because your brains are about the
size of a pea, or is it just because you think it's funny? Well, it isn't
funny. It makes you look dumber than you already are.

And another rant for anyone who thinks it's odd for girls to watch DBZ. I
may be a guy, but I still know that DBZ wasn't created exclusively for guys.
Are people truly so sexist that we think only GUYS can watch combat-oriented
shows? And do we truly think that even if a girl DOES watch such a show, she
knows nothing about it? I certainly don't; From what I've seen, Meri
probably knows more about DBZ than a LOT of guys out there. Especially the
flamers.

My final word to the flamers out there:

"Before you even start... that's a preempt to SHH. I have a whole bag of
'Shh' with your name on it. www.Shh.com."

Thankyouverymuch.

~Mr. Cell