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(From The 35)
-Bulma: "I don't understand...."
-Dr. Gero: "I don't remember this being so hard...."
-Dr. Briefs: "I think we had the manual upside down......"
-Piccolo: "Plug the dang thing into the wall already! I'm missing the Seinfeld!
Sheesh."
-Super 17: "Gero is my Hero"
-Ii-Shenron: "Of course someone had to
tell you, over your various adventures, and meeting with the Nameks and every God
imaginable, that the Dragon Balls had drawbacks at the end!"
-Narrator: "There are no Saiya-Jins
left."
-Broli: "That's it. I quit."
-Freezer: "OK, anyone with a tail, this
round's on me!"
-Cooler: "You were so smart to make the Saiya-Jin your best friends, little-big
brother!"
-King Cold: "Quiet, boys, I'm trying to watch Sailor Moon here."
-Goku: "There is no possible way for me
to get stronger ever again. Better ditch the fighting for a career in astrophysics."
-Vegeta: "After all my time on earth, I
finally have come to the ultimate realization: I'm a $#%^#$%!"
-Kamesemmin: "What is this
"woman" you speak of?"
-Goku: "Well you see...."
-Kamesemmin: "I'll never get this. Just explain beer."
-Goku: "Chichi was right!"
-Vegeta: "I was wrong."
-Kamesemmin: "Goku, Kuririn, I'd like
you to meet my original pupils: Ryu and Ken."
-Mr. Satan: "Are you kidding? There's
no way I can do that!"
-Majin Buu: "Just put your mind to it. It's all the power of the mind."
-Chichi: "Forget Gohan's education!
We're gonna miss the Super Bowl!"
-Kuririn: "After all this time, all I
really needed was the Tony Robbins cassette."
-Tien: "How do these sun glasses
look?"
-Goku: (Walking away from Princeton,
loosening his tie) "Well, that was easy."
-Kaiou-Sama: "I'm not joking! Stop
kidding around!"
-Cell: "Well, it looks like I
suck."
-Dr. Gero: "There are no bad androids. Only bad scientists."
-Bulma: "I've decided to seed Capsule
Corp. into the capable hands of Majin Buu."
-Yamcha: "I think you're right on that one, Bulma. Say, I just so happened to have a
couple of tickets to the theatre tonight, and I was kinda wondering if you'd like to
go....."
-Buu: "Fasting is a way a purifying our
souls."
-Goku: "Oh, who cares. He dies every
season, anyway."
-Dai-Kaiou-Shin: "If we wait long
enough, Buu will kill himself. No need to worry at all."
-Shenron: "You know, ever since you
%&* kids found out about these balls, my job has been sooooooo much harder. Does
anyone ever give a &^*% about my wishes? My needs? My retirement plan? Nooooo!"
-The Entire Cast: "GT did not ruin the
series!"
(From JersyDvl)
-Vegeta: "Can't we all just...get along?
-Vegeta: "Pull my
finger.....(farts)"
-Vegeta: "EVERYONE RUN!!!...ITS
MR SATAN...AHHHHH!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "HEY, Macarena!"
-Vegeta: "She loves me, she loves
me not, she loves me, she loves me not..."
-Vegeta: "Look mommy, I can
fly."
-Goku: "I wish I hadn't ate the whole
thing!"
-Goku: "Ruuuun
aaaawaaaay!!!!"
-(Anouncer): "Goku, you just beat
Freezer, what are you going to do now?"
-Goku: "I'm going to Disney Land."
-Piccolo: "No Vegeta, Pull MY
finger (smiles)"
-Piccolo: (like Richard Simmons) "And 1
and 2 and 3 and 4, and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4..."
-Piccolo: "Hoof Arted?"
-Piccolo: "Here I come to save
the day!"
-Piccolo: "BINGO!"
-Trunks: "What the
(BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)...(BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)....(BEEP) are you looking at!?!
Oh...go (BEEP) yourself. (BEEP) YOU! Shut the (BEEP) up, Goku!"
-Trunks: "Mom...whats the thing
between my legs?"
-Chichi: "Take me. Come
here Goku (CENSORED)"
-Chichi:
"OOOHHHHH....Bulma....."
(From Katie)
-Goku : "Hey, did somebody say McDonalds?!"
-Bulma : *sigh* Superman is sooo hot."
-Vegeta: "Crying out loud woman! The man's a wuss!!"
-( The Eternal Dragon is called forth, and
appears in curlers, a facial mask, and a robe....)
-Krillen : Actually, I enjoy karioke in my
spare time."
-Goku : "Sorry Chi Chi, I cant come
home tonight, the boys and I are goin' bar hopping!!"
-Trunks: "DAMN IT!!"
-Goten : "Gee Trunks, I guess Pac Man just isnt your thing."
-Chi Chi : "Damn it Goku, get a real
job!!"
-Vegeta: "Save the Whales!"
-Bulma : "Its really the simple things
in life...."
-Oolong: (sly smile) "Hey
Puar...."
-Puar: "Not now Oolong!!"
-Puare: "Yamcha, I think the time has
come for me to share my true feelings with you......"
-Vegeta: "I have decided to become a
mentor."
-( The Eternal Dragon has been summoned )
"Hello, this is the Eternal Dragon, I am not in right now, but feel free to leave me
a message at the sound of the beep....."
-Gohan: "Time out Cell, I need a
bathroom break!!"
-Vegeta: "There! I've said it!! I didnt
stop wetting the bed till 16!! You happy now?!!"
-Trunks: "Yeah, Goten and I beat up the
Power Puff girls today. We couldnt take it anymore! They were just too Freakin
Stupid!!"
-Piccolo: "Holy CRAP!! We're on
TV!!"
-Trunks: "Oh.. OH... Did they get my good side?!!"
-Vegeta: "I feel so violated!"
-Gohan: "I'm beginning to wonder if its
really my tail youre staring at."
-Yajarobe: "All right! The secrets
out!! I am a cross dresser!!!"
-Goku: "Why the HELL cant anybody
figure out the true identity of the Sailor Scouts?! It doesnt take a rocket
scientist!"
-Chi Chi: "It's just a phase, it's just
a phase, its just a phase.."
-Pan: "Wait- Oh my GOSH!! *N Sync
is on tonight!!"
-Bulma: "I'm sorry honey, your father
insisted we name you Bra..."
-Trunks: "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!...
Wait... No... Wrong film!!"
(From TroyCas)
-Mr. Satan: "I admit that I didn't defeat Cell, Gohan did"
-Trunks: "I've just made a new brand of
Capsule Corporation trunks!"
-Goku: "Ka-me-ha-me-huh?"
-Piccolo: "Makansoslowpoke"
-Vegeta: "Don't expect me to ever
attack again, I just did the "Final" Flash"
-Buu: "I'm full"
-Gohan: "Mastinko! oops"
-Bulma: "I want Yamcha back"
-Goku and Vegeta: "We need gel"
-Kamesenin (Master Roshi): "I don't
feel horny anymore"
-Raditz: "Let's go to a ballgame
bro"
-Vegeta, Nappa, Raditz: "Goku"
-Bulma, Krillin, and all of Goku's friends:
"Kakarrot"
-The Japanese DBZ staff: "Rock the
dragon"
-True Japanese DBZ fans: "I like the
american version better"
-Piccolo: "I'm in love"
-American DBZ staff:
"Cha-la"
-Goku: "Nappa's stronger than me"
-Tenshinhan: "I can't see over your
head"
-The Ginyu Force- "Let's change our
pose"
(from Pan and Shenlong)
-Vegeta: "Pikachu, I choose you!"
-Vegeta: "To protect the world from
devestation......"
-Trunks: "To unite all people with in our nation......"
-Vegeta: "To denounce the evils of truth and love...."
-Trunks: "To extend our reaches to the stars above..."
-Vegeta: "Vegeta!"
-Trunks: "Trunks!"
-Both: "Team Saiyan blasts off at he speed of light!"
-Trunks: "Surrender now or pepare to fight!"
-Puar: "Meow, that's right!"
-Vegeta: "I need to become a better
Pokemon trainer than Kakarrotto!"
-Vegeta: (crunch..crunch) *gasp* (choking)
"Bulma........help......damn piece of...chicken...."
-Goku: "Dammit Chi Chi! Get out of my
house!"
-King Kai: (telepathically) "Goku,
Goku....I sense an evil presence approaching Earth..."
-Goku: "Why don't you tell someone who does care!!"
-Bra: "Mom says that after the divorce,
you can visit us every other weekend."
-Vegeta: "What?!"
(Trunks nods solemnly)
(from bowser)
-Freeza:(looking at his balls) "Having these balls makes me joyful.I want to caress
them"
(from James Greeson)
-Vegeta: "Damnit! No run tights my @$$!"
-Goku (to Piccolo): "Um? Piccolo you do
know that the shoulder pad thing went out several years ago?"
-Piccolo: "Later guys. I'm off to
star as the new member of the teletubbies."
-Master Roshi: "I only get
playboy because I like to read the articles."
-Vegeta: "The resson I'm always
in a bad mood is because my tights have given me a permanent wedgie."
-Vegeta: *picks up a bottle of
Rogaine* "Finally I can stop this receding hair line."
-Tien (to everyone): "You know
this third eyes not real it's just a tattoo I got on a bet. I have another tattoo on
my butt that I can make dance. Wanna see?"
-Napa: *looks in his pants* "Yes!
I've finally become a super sayin"
(from dira kamaludin)
-Gotenks : “Sigh… you’re right. Piccoro-san is much more good looking than
me.”
-#18 (squealing): “Oh, my god!! I think
I burned the turkey again,”
-Question : “Name your three sons,”
-Goku : “Wait… I know this one…Uh.. Piccorro?..Nah... um...Vegeta?..No?
Errr…..,”
-Goku : “Cell’s back, you say? Oh,
I’m really sorry, Gohan, but I’m going to be busy this weekend with Mensa, and
NASA just asked me to straighten up their budget.”
-Buu : “What?! A diet? Me? Don’t
be ridiculous. People say I’m as thin as a rail,”
-Mr. Satan (to the people of the world) :
“Look, I’m really sorry about tricking the people of the world. Goku here is the
one that saved the world and killed Buu. And Gohan here was the one who killed Cell. And
#18 let me win,”
-Freeza : “I wanted to get married,
have kids, a happy family,.. but Noooo…… My dad just have to force me into this
‘conquering the universe’ and ‘destroy the Saiyajins’ thing!”
-Vegeta : “Sheesh, Bulma..
You got this equation all wrong! It’s ‘ax²+bx+c ’! And then you plus
this...”
(From The DBZ Chicks aka: Vegetta,
Krileet, Gokette)
-Goku: "Come before us
Shen-Long"
-Shen-Long: Sorry I'm out right now,
but if you leave your name and wish I'll get back to you."
-Gohan (singing) "What Came First
the Namek or the egg?"
-Krillin, Trunks, Goten: "We want to
be just like Mr.Satan when we grow up!"
-#18:(looking at new born Maron)
"What's wrong with my baby!"
-Doctor: "There is nothing
wrong."
-Nurse: "It will be O.K."
-Krillin: "Aww, look at the cute
litttt........"
-#18 :"Uhhhhh" (faints)
-Krillin: "I think she has a
cute wittle nose." ( shrugs)
-Vegeta: "Look up, look down, now
look at Mr.Frying pan" (smacks Goku).
-Vegeta:(looking at camrera) "And
today we will teach loosers to fly! Are you syked, are you ready, and....."
-Krillin: "Oh no, not
again!"
( Vegeta picks up Krillin and throws
him out the nearest window)
-Vegeta:
"Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
-Krillin:
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
(Loud thud)
-Vegeta: "Awwh man."
-Vegeta: (on Namek) "You see the
little Nameks, they spend years making this place green again.They ha..ha..they hate it
when you do this! Big Bang Attack!" ( evil chortleing).
-Mirai Trunks:( comes out of bathroom
singing) "Mommy wow, I'm a big kid now."
-Vegeta:(siging) "I wanna be the
very best that no one ever was, To beat him (Goku) is my real test to train that is my
cause."
-DBZ guys(excluding one):
"Tum,tum,tum,Tummmmmms!"
-Vegeta:
"Ehemm,MYLANTAAAA!"
-Yamcha: (singing) "Where have all
the cowboys gone? Du,duuu,du,duuu."
-Picollo: "Hi, I'm Picollo for red
cross. You to can help by donating your organs for chaity. With each contribution you get
a free can of Miracle Gro.( picks up Gohan) You see you too can help the children."
(removes a lung and hands it to Gohan)
-Gohan: "Daisuke Picollo san
!"
-Picollo: "I'm not just the
president, I'm a donor, and you can be one too. "
(Picks up Gohan, the both give a
cheezy smile to camera, the lung continues to drip fluid)
(Gohan walks outside to see picollo in
the garden)
-Gohan: "Whatchu up to
Picollo?"
-Picollo:(mouth full of something)
"Nmufin."
(Gohan gets closer and notices blue
liquid dripping from Picollo's mouth)
-Gohan: "You've been eating
Miracle Gro again haven't you!"
-Picollo:(smiles) "Ffnooo.Fwwat
far uuu akin afout?"
-Gohan: "You wait here I'll go
call MGA" (Miracle Gro Annynomous)
-Picollo: "Vegetarians scare
me!"
-Gokuu: "What did vegetables
ever do to them?"
-Vegeta:(sniffling) "Some of my
best friends were Vegetables."
-Gohan: "I'm only cooked rice.
Why does every one have to pick on Uncle Ben."(Group begins sobbing)
-Gohan:(singing) "Ricearoni the San
Francisco treat, ding,ding!"
-Gohan: "hey, Picollo can you give
me a hand over here?"
(Picollo rips off his arm and throws
it in Gohans direction. Gohan catches it)
-Gohan: "Uhh, thanks
Picollo...."
-Picollo: "Welome."
-Picollo: "Should I use the mens
room or the ladies room?"
-Gohan: "Picollo, you don't
pee!"
-Picollo: "Oh, yeah."
-Trunks: "Dad, where do babies come
from?"
-Vegeta: "Your mother. Go
away."
-Yamcha:(singing to the tune of "So
happy together") I can't think of stalking nobody but you (points to Bulma) for all
your life, when your near me baby the skys will be blue for all my life, I call you
up at 2 AM I wake
you and hang up the phone and do it
again, thats what you get for going out with other men (points to Vegeta), So happy
together!"
-Picollo:(singing to the tune of Zombie)
"Another day is over, nothings on the TV, just flippin through the channels the VCR
is broken, Then you see on your screen right on channel 15, man of clay, man of clay, it
is GUMBYYY!
And he's green, head pointing, head
pointing, he's not mean, man of clay, man of clay, it is GUMBYY!"
-Gohan:( singing to the tune of After
All) "Oh, can't you see what those charms do to meee,LUCKY
CHAAARRRRMMMMMSSSSS!!!!!!!"
(From LaZyV)
-Krillin: "Hey you guys I
have a really funny joke...what did the bald man say when he got a comb for his
birthday?"
-ALL DBZ: "Huh?"
-Krillin: "I'll never part
with this! GET IT? A-HAHAHA!"
-Freeza: *tucks a lock of hair
behind his ear* "So Vegeta...what was that you wanted to ask me?" *flutters his
eyelashes innocently*
*Vegeta comes in late at night to find
Cooler in bed with Bulma*
-Bulma: "Oh god give me
more baby!"
-Cooler: "Vegeta!
Come here, Tiger!"
-Vegeta: "Whoa. Hell
yes."
-Yamcha: "Bulma...this just
isn't working out like I hoped it would...my new girlfriend is...Puar."
-Bulma: *turns and looks @ Puar,
angry* "Hey! You told ME you were a guy..."
-Krillin: "Juunana-gou...will
you marry me?"
-Juunana-gou: "I'm sorry
to break this to you Kuririn...but I don't go for other men..."
-Krillin: "And all that
time I thought you were a girl!?"
-Zarbon: *waves to Bulma, his heart
pounding* "Yoo-hoo! Guess what? Blue is my favorite color!"
(From JabDragon)
(To the NA Pokemon Theme)
-Vegeta: "I wanna be the
strongest Saiyan there ever was!"
-ChiChi: "To teach Gohan is my
real test!"
-Piccolo: "To train him is my
cause!"
-Bulma, Krillin, Gohan: "We will
travel to Namekkusei, searching far and wide. For Dragon Balls to ressurrect all of
our friends that dieeed!"
-Bulma: "Dragon Balls! Gotta
find them all!"
-Vegeta and Goku: "It's you and
me! We know it's our des-ti-ny!"
-Bulma: "Dragon Balls!"
-Gohan to Haiya Dragon: "Oh,
you're my best friend...! (Taurus appears) ...in a world we must defend!" (Gohan
becomes Great Saiyaman and chases after Taurus)
-Bulma: "Dragon Balls! Gotta
find them all!"
-Freeza: "I'm gay, it's
true!"
-Trunks: "With my sword I'll run
you through!"
-Shenron: "You call me, a wish
I'll grant you!"
-Everyone: "DRA-GON
BAAALLS!"
-Bulma: "Gotta find 'em all,
gotta find 'em all!"
-Everyone: "Dragon Balls!"
(From EarthVsMe)
-Goku: "Gohan, thundershock
attack now!"
-Gohan: "Piiikaaaa-CHU!"
-Piccolo: "Bulbasaur!"
-Bulma: "I invented those damn
Pokeballs, and what do I get... nothing."
(From Jonathon Bensen)
-Vegeta(Ned Flanders style)
"Hidelly ho, neighbor."
-Piccolo: "Stop that,
Vegeta."
-Vegeta: "Okelly dokelly
neighbor."
-Piccolo: "What the hell did you
say?"
-Vegeta: "Gosh
dar-diddly-arn!"
-Piccolo: "This isn't
right."
(Bulma enters)
-Bulma: "Piccolo, did you
see my new invention? It transmits T.V. waves into peoples' brains.
Watch."
(hits button on the wall)
-Piccolo: "Hello...
Newman."
-Bulma: "This is a riot!"
-Goku: (enters his room) "Hey!
Vegeta, what are you doing in bed with Bulma and Chi-Chi?"
-Vegeta: "Uh... I'm... I'm
training. Yeah, training."
-Chi-Chi: "Yeah. He's
training."
-Bulma: "You need to leave
now."
-Goku: "O.K. Maybe I'll try that
some time. Bye." (Leaves)
-Vegeta: "Baka."
-#18: (under covers) Thank god he
left."
(From HellFighter 2)
-Vegeta: "Oh my Kami, they
killed Krillin!!"
-Goku: "YOU BASTARD!!"
-Piccolo: "Hey man,I'll kick you
in the nuts!!" (South Park)
-Kami: "Come in rangers. Buu has
summoned Shenlong and has wished to conquer the world.You must stop him!!"
-Goku: "We're on it Kami. It's
morphin time!!"
-Vegeta: "Saiyajin!!"
-Piccolo: "Nameck!!"
-Cell: "Android!!"
-Freeza: "Changeling!!"
-Goku: "Super Saiyajin!!"
-Gohan: "Oozaru!!"
-All: "We are...The Dragon
Rangers!!"
-Buu: "Arrr...those wretched
rangers give me such a headache!" (Power Rangers)
-Goku:*pulls out Nyoibo staff* "
Ki!...Ki!...Ki!...Ki.....Dragons!...HOOO!! "(ThunderCats)
-Goku: *hanging onto a ledge*
-Bardock: "Kakkorot....I am your
father! Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!"
-Goku: "NO! YOU'RE NOT MY
FATHER!! NOOOO!!"
-King Kai: "Do not give in to
the Dark Side! Use the Ki, Goku!" (The Empire Strikes Back)
-Goku: "Activate interlock!! Insert
keys!! All systems are GO!!"
-Goku,Vegeta, Piccolo, Chi-Chi and
Trunks: "Lets form Shenlong!!" *funky music starts to play*
-Goku: "Form FEET and LEGS!!
Form ARMS and BODY!! And I'll form...THE HEAD!!"
-All: "Shenlong Force!!"
(Voltron)
-Bulma: "Moon crystal power,
make-up!!"
-Chi-Chi: "Mercury star power,
make-up!!"
-No.18: "Mars star power,
make-up!!"
-Bra: "Jupiter star power,
make-up!!"
-Marron: "Venus star
power,make-up!!"
-Bulma: "Dragon Moon!!"
-Everyone else: "And the Dragon
Scouts!!" (Sailor Moon)
-Goku: "Hadoken!!" (Street
Fighter)
(Note:This is based on Batman,Robin and
BatGirl except instead of them it's Saiyan-Man Dragon and Saiyan-Girl)
-Dragon(Goten): "Holy
KameKameHa, Saiyan-Man!! It's Mr. Freeza!!"
-Saiyan-Man(Gohan): "Quick
Dragon, we'll use our Saiyan-a-rangs!! Come on! Saiyan-Girl,we may need your
help."
-Saiyan-Girl(Videl): "You got
it!" *hops on her Saiyan-Cycle*
-Vegeta: "Go,
Big-Bang-a-saur!!"
-Goten: "Janken-Punch-a-chu!! I
choose you!!"
-Pan: "No, Goten!!"
-Goten: "What?"
-Gohan: "Goten, Martial Arts
Pokemon are weak against Ki Pokemon!!" (Pokemon)
(From DevlSlayr7)
Raditz- "Stop it Kakarot, you
big bully!"
Chichi- "King Kai, I need your
training."
Bulma- "Freeza's kinda cute."
Vegeta- "WHAT WOMAN!!!!!"
Trunks- "Dad, I'm gay."
Vegeta- "WHAT!!!!!!!
BIG.....BIG........B.....B.....Bang......my blood pressure......toooo high.......having
heart attack."
-Ginyu Force: "It's fun to stay at
the Y.M.C.A. ......Y.M.C.A......."
(From SuperSaiyanPam)
-Vegeta: *singing* "I'm a little
teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout..."
-Goku: "No thanks, I'm not
hungry"
-Chi-Chi: "Go on, Gohan, go ahead
and fight. Your studies can wait."
-Vegeta: *singing again* "Bad, bad,
bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good!"
-Goku: "You know you make me
feel so good, you know you make me feel so good."
-Piccolo: "That's what we
do!"
-Trunks: "I'm tired of all these
girls...it's time to be gay!"
-Goten: "Right on, Trunks!"
-Vegetto: "My earrings! Oh my god,
where are my earrings?"
*Vegeta and Goku are sparring* (TV crews
are filming)
-Goku: "Ok, ok! Wait, hang on.
What's...what's my motivation again?"
-TV Crew Guy: "He ate your
sandwich."
-Goku: "Oh...GRRR!!!
Kamehameha!" *Blows Vegeta Up*
-Trunks: "Wait a mintue, why's my
hair purple?"
-Goten: *Thinking* (I look like my
dad...) "Hey, Mom? Can I get plastic surgery?"
-Jeice: "Should I get a perm?"
(From Dave "Kamehameha"
Amidon)
-Krillin: "Anybody see my
comb?"
-Krillin: "Boy, I hate having
soooooo many fans..."
-Krillin: "Hey, you can use my head
as the 6-star Dragonball!!"
-Krillin: "Shut the *#^% up Goku,
you know I could kick your ass!!!!"
-Krillin: (In bed with Chi-Chi and Bulma)
*Gulp* "Vegeta! Goku! Why are you home so early!!! No, not the garbage can! (Muffled)
Awww, not again! I can't help it if I'm a chick magnet!"
-Krillin: (Singing) "Hair! Hair!
Long beautiful hair..."
-Goku: "It's morphin' time!!!"
(A la "The Power Rangers")
-Goku: "DRAGONIZE!!!!" (A la
"Transformers")
-Vegeta: "STUNT DOUBLE!!!!"
-Trunks: "I think I'll shave my head
and join the Olympic swim team."
-Bulma: "I love the way my hair
looks; I'll never change it!"
-Almost any female watcher: "Geez,
Trunks is soooo gay!"
-Freeza: "Zarbon, why do Americans
think I'm gay?"
-Zarbon (with Australian accent):
"You aren't?!?!?! HOLY SH*T!!!! Does this mean the Ginyu aren't fruity
either?!?"
(From Richard)
-Chaotzu to Tien: "Shut up and
take it like a man wussy".
-Vegeta: "I may have lost my tail
but I can still get some tail"
-Vegeta making up a birthday list:
"I want the Barbie dream house, and a pretty pink dress"
-Yajirobe: "I'm going on a
diet!"
-Mr. Satan:"Prepare to die, Cell!
AHHH!"
-Vegeta doing a public service
announcment: "Always practice safe sex".
-Vegeta washing the floor on his hands
and knees: "Mr.Clean you're my hero"
::Kurillin walks in an undershirt and
an earring::
-Kurillin: "It is time I reveal
my true identity, I AM MR. CLEAN!"
(From Vegete)
-Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks, and Bra:
::singing:: "We are family. I got all my sisters with me. We are family. Get up
everybody...SING!"
-Freeza: "I am actually a
woman."
-Krillin: ::Vietnamese accent::
"Me so whorny." (a la South Park)
-Goku: "Screw you guys...I'm going
home." (a la South Park again)
(*the sceen is Trunks at the end of a
really big luxury cruise liner...he's looking out over the ocean)
-Anyone who hates Leo DiCraprio:
"AAAAH! IT'S LEO!!! PUSH HIM OVER! PUSH HIM OVER!"
-Trunks:"OH CRAP! NOT
AGAIN!"
-Bulma: "OW! It hurts! Take it out!
Take it out!"
-Vegeta: "Well, I will if you
would stop moving around!" (*Let's not get too hentai people! Bulma just has a
splinter stuck in her hand and she just can't take the damn thing out)
(From Chiwawa002)
(ChiChi walks in, Goku's and
Piccolo's clothes are strewn everywhere)
-Goku: (From bedroom) "What the
Hell?! No D**k, No P***y, What am I supposed to do?!"
-Vegita, Piccolo, Brolly: ::Singing::
"Why can't we be friends, Why can't we be friends, Why can't we be friends?" (A
la Smashmouth)
-Vegita: "I'm sorry."
-Gohan: "Mr. Piccolo, where do
babies come from?"
-Girl #1: "It's Trunks!!"
-Girl #2: "Get him!"
-Trunks:
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Girls!! Gettem away!!!!!!!!!"
::Flees into the arms of Goten::
-Goten: "There, there,
I'll protect you."
::Goten carries Trunks off into the
sunset.:::
-Chaotzu: "HOLY
SH*T!!!!!!!!!"
-Tien: WHAT HAPPENED?!
-Chaotzu: "I'm a
guy!!"
-Tien: "Then that means
that I'm...AHHHH!!!!"
-Vegita: "Hey Bulma, I'm
home!"
-Bulma: "Get in the bed,
Sexfiend!"
-Vegita "But I've been
training all day and I'm ti-Ahh!"
-Bulma: "RIDE HIM!!!
YEEHAW!"
-Vegita: "Oh Kami..."
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