And now, back to our show!
Goku: "Trunks...don't you realize that
#17......is a MAN!?!?"
Trunks: "Oh........whoa! This IS
weird!"
Trunks: "You dolt! Why didn't you tell
me!"
#17: "Because...you never asked! Plus, I
thought you were into guys!"
Trunks: "I am not! That's my father's
territory!"
#17: "Oh....really!? Hmmm....is that
so? <eyes Vegeta>
Trunks: "This is mad messed up! And in this kind
of situation, there is only one place to go to solve our problems!"
Goku: "Is it Chucky Cheese?"
Trunks: "No, you idiot!"
The next day....
Tuxedo Springer: "Hello, and welcome to the Tuxedo
Springer show! Today, we'll talk about women who fall in love with their sons, whose
gay fathers don't know about their son's girlfriend who's really a man!"
Audience <chanting>: "Tuxedo!
Tuxedo! Tuxedo!"
Soap Opera Voice-Over: "Will this devastating
crisis ever be resolved! Tune in next time...."
Voice-Over: "From our last episode, Goten had
just recuperated from his face lift..."
<Goten hums to himself after a nice walk from the surgeon
and then returns to his home>
Goten: "La la la la la..."
Goten: "Hello, what's this? Why is there
strange latin music comming out of Gohan's room?"
<Goten goes inside only to see Gohan and Piccolo dancing
the tango>
Goten: "GOHAN!? And....Piccolo?! Holy
Kami-sama!"
Gohan: "G-Goten! What're you doing
here! I wasn't expecting you back home for awhile!"
Piccolo: "Hey, wuzzup, my hommie?"
Goten: "I...didn't expect to see *you* here,
Piccolo. In fact, I didn't expect to see you two *together* like.....that.
Piccolo, I thought my dad, mom and me told you never to come around these parts
anymore! Now it would be a good time to say 'Goten, it's not what you think!'"
Gohan: "I think it *is* what you think."
Goten: "You mean mom *is* a crossdresser?!"
Piccolo: "Nah, ya got it all wrong, Big Daddy
G-funk! I was just.....teaching Gohan how to do the tango. You see, he wants
to take Videl out ballroom dancing some time! Yeah...that's it."
Goten: "Oh! Is that all? Wow, I can't
believe I thought the worst, Gohan! I'm sorry..."
Gohan: "It's ok, little bro! These things
happen!"
Goten: "Well, I'll be seein' ya! You guys
had me really scared there for a minute!"
Gohan: "Ah...well, uh....whatever you thought,
you were really wrong! Yeah...*real* wrong! Heheheh..."
Piccolo <whispering>: "Good, now he's
almost gone! We can get back to business!"
<Goten walks back>
Goten: "By the way.......why is it that you know
how to do the tango, Piccolo?"
Voice-Over: "Stay tuned next time to see the real
reason why Piccolo knows the tango!"
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