Are you getting smarter yet?
Gohan: "Let's move on to the next film called 'Duck and Cover'. It was made during the Saiyajin Era when the country was afraid a Vegeta Bomb would blow up at any time"
Mr. Satan: "Lately, there's been a lot of talk about the terrifying Vegeta Bomb going off. Do YOU know what to do just in case it does? First, let me tell you what a Vegeta Bomb is."
Mr. Satan: "If you see a short, blue spandex clad, spikey haired Saiyajin looking REAL pissed and making a ki blast, that means a Vegeta Bomb is about to go off! What should you do if he is about to blast you?"
Mr. Satan: "....that's right, duck and cover! If you duck and cover when you see that the Vegeta Bomb will go off, the best thing to do is drop to the floor or hide under a table to cover yourself. This way, you won't get blown up."
Mr. Satan: "Here, let's try a test with these two lads walking down the street. <shouting> HEY YOU, VEGETA IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH A FINAL FLASH!"
Goten: "EEEEEEKKK!! DUCK AND COVER!"
Mr. Satan: "See, these kids knew what to do! They ducked on the floor and threw themselves up against the nearest cover, in this case a brick wall! Hey wait....those kids are dead! Uh oh, go to the next victim, I mean, experiment!"
Mr. Satan: "This youngun was smart and found a big fat man to use as cover! Way to go son, way to go. Well, we hope this gave you some ideas as to how you can protect yourself from the Vegeta Bomb!"
Gohan: "Now wasn't that enlightening? This is the next film all about drug use called 'Seduction of the Innocent'." <dramatic music plays in the background>
Narrator: "You've probably seen kids like this hanging around your school. You know they type...big...scary...weird looking. Kids like this are drug dealers, and they're out to get you!"
Narrator: "This is what happens when people like this try to get innocent folk like this young man to do drugs...it's the Seduction of the Innocent!"
#17: "Psst! Hey you, yeah you!"
Trunks: "Who are you, what do you want?"
#17: "Just wondering if you wanted to try something cool."
Cell: "Yeah, you know...to fit in with the crowd."
Trunks: "Well...I am kind of an outcast."
#17: "Then what we have for you will make it all better!"
Buu: "That's right, we're here to help...."
All three: "Hahaha...haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trunks: "Why are you laughing melevolently?"
Cell: "*ahem* Sorry. Just try this, and you'll see what we mean.."
NO TRUNKS! Just say no to drugs!!!
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