DBZ Sells Out
AKA: The result of my summer class getting the best of me, and the only way to maintain my sanity is to play with dolls.
Special thanks: Mike and MG!

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Gen Fukunaga: "I have called you all here to discuss a very significant issue."

Goku: "Dammit, Gen, we told you that we don’t know what happened to your Magical Girl Pretty Sammy costume! Ask Vegeta where it is, he’s always borrowing it!"

Barry Watson (the EVA, foo'!): "Silence in the Hall of Gen, peon, or face the wrath of ‘Supa Barry’s Wet Noodle Whip!’"

Goku: "Oh, is THAT what you call it?"

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Gen: "As you may know, our funds have depleted greatly within the last few months."

Barry: "Sir, I told you to stop spending so much on child pornography."

Gen: "Hush, you! Don’t make me force you to suck co....er.....take me out to dinner again! In any case, this is a horrid scenario that must be rectified, post haste."

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Gohan: "Well, it’s not like we can do anything about it. I mean, we’re just actors. The most difficult activity our brains can handle is making anime music videos using Jpop songs."

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Gen: "Fortunately, what I am asking of you requires next to zero brain capacity. What I need from you all is to make alternative sources of income for our corporation."

Barry: "Brilliance, my dear Gen, sheer brilliance."

Goten: "coughasskissercough"

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Trunks: "What, do you want us to pull these ideas out of our asses or something? Geez."

Vegeta: *bends over* "I feel one coming on, grab hold!"

Trunks: "Not now, Dad."

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Gen: "No no, not at all, my little pansy sailor. In order to maintain a stable cash flow, I would like for you to produce merchandise, web sites, and various forms of entertainment, so that I may have the money to keep buying child pornography, er....the money to keep producing anime."

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Cell: "But uh....we have no experience with that kinda stuff. This is ridiculous! And I don’t mean ridiculous as in ‘Kamayamaya wrist blasters’ ridiculous."

Pan: "For real. I mean, the only way we could get something like this done is if we flat out steal other people’s ideas."

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Gen: "Precisely."

Barry: "Of course, to avoid legal scrutiny from the powers that be (and my momma), feel free to take artistic liberty with whatever products you chose to....borrow."

All: "Will do!"

Gen: "You have one week to formulate ideas. You will present what you have made in a meeting at that date. Now be off, off with you all! Now Barry, where were we.....did you remember the strawberries, fish-net stockings, peanut butter, lamp shades, and toaster?"

Barry: "Yes sir, they’re all right here...c’mere, tiger."

(And so, the Z-Gang ventured off into the working world. Remember boys, money is the name of the game! Do your best!)

What ideas will come out of their asses?   Click here to see

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