Dragonball Episode 5
Yamcha The Desert Bandit
The episode starts off with our hero's in a boat travelling across the a river. Oolong is with them since Bulma thought that his shapeshifting abilities would come in
handy one day. But when he finds out thet they are heading for the desert, he gets all scared because Yamcha the desert bandit lives there, and he is skilled in martial
arts, With his devastating wolf fist technique, he is practacly unbeatable. So Oolong turns into a fish and jumps out of the boat, and after Goku couldn't find him,
Bulma hangs some money on a fishing line, and catches him again. Then she gives him a little yellow capsule that is supposed to be a substitute for food. And when the
gas in the boat runs out, they are only a little bit away from shore, so they get Oolong to turn into a paddle and after he does Goku paddles the gang to shore. When
they get to shore however, Bulma finds that all her capsules are missing, and taking this as a distraction, Oolong finds the perfect opportunity to escape. So he does.
When the others realise that he is gone, Goku goes in search for him with his flying nimbus, but once again comes back empty handed. So then Bulma starts saying Piggy
Piggy, and all that, and Oolong suddenly has to take a crap. When he finally comes back, she tells him that the capsule she gave him makes it so that every time he
hears the noise Piggy Piggy, it makes him wanna take a crap
Well, after they get Oolong back, and since Bulma can't find her capsules, she has no motorbike. And since Goku has the nimbus, Bulma asks Oolong to transform into a
motorbike, and when he does, Bulma sits on it, only to find that it has collapsed, Oolong transforms back into his pig self, and tells her that there's no point especially
since he can't support her weight, and he can only be in that form for 5 minutes. So They head across the desert on foot. Goku giving up his nimbus to walk with the others
is still making double pace, and he complains to them to hurry up, But bulma totally can't take it anymore complaining that Goku is not from the city, so he's used to
this kind of stuff, but since she is, then she needs to be pampered, and she can't take the heat. So she collapses, and crawls into some shade and goes to sleep, while
Goku and Oolong just sit there, and rest a bit. But little do they know that they are being watched through a telescope by a little blue cat. The cat runs into a cave
and there is a man sitting there wearing a red fighting suit, with medium black hair. His name is Yamcha, and the cat named Puar informs him that there are intruders,
and that they can go and rob them now. So Yamcha and Puar get on their air bike, and ride to the scene.
When they get there, they talk with Goku and Oolong a bit exchanging words about how Oolong and Puar were at shapeshifting school, and Oolong always used to pick on
Puar since Oolong was bigger. And Yamcha finds that after a small spar with Goku that Goku has the power pole. Given to him by his grandfather Gohan, Goku explains
about how he was trained by his grandfather, and that he died a long time ago. Yamcha desperatley wants the pole, and after a little more sparing, Goku beats the
crap out of Yamcha, so Yamcha gets pissed and uses his Wolf fist and screws Goku over as he gets knocked through like 4 poles of concrete, and they all fall on him.
Now going for Oolong, who has transformed into a fly, and is flying away. He tell Puar to catch him, and Puar transforms into a fly swatter, and screws over Oolong,
knocked to the ground, and back in his pig form, he finally is forced to hand over all his possesions, and right as Oolong is about to do it, Goku pops out of the
rubble, and is pissed. Yamcha and Goku start fighting again, but since Goku is pissed, Yamcha looses terribly and gets totally raped into a wall, and gets knocked
down so hard that he makes a hole in the ground, and right as Yamcha is about to make another attack, Bulma wakes up, and they look at each other. Bulma falls in love
with Yamcha, and Yamcha freezez, and turns all red, he falls on the ground, then jumps on his air bike with Puar, and rides away to his hideout. Back at his hideout
he explains how he can't fight in front of girls, and that bulma was so pretty. Ending the 5th dragonball Episode.
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