Dragonball Episode 4
The Kidnapping Beast Oolong
This episode is quite different, especially since if you've watched dragonball Z Oolong is a little fag that sits around doing nothing. He's also lazy and stupid. But
in this episode he's well...he is all that, but he is big, and strong. And he's scary looking. But since he never uses his transformation technique in dragonball Z then
i guess i wouldn't know any better. Anyways, the episode starts with bulma and goku riding along, when they spot a village that they think has a dragonball in it. So
they go in and check it out but it's totally deserted. Goku then spots someone spying on them through a window, so he punches through their door and enters. Only to
get screwed over in the head with an axe. But then again, the axe breaks into little pieces, and a huge bump appears on Goku's head. He starts crying and is about to
kick the guy's ass when he hears his plea not to hurt him because he thought that he was a terrible beast after his daughter. Goku foregoes the ass kicking, and learns
more. It turns out that there is a terrible beast that comes to the city and takes away little girls, this beast has the power to change into any form that he wishes.
And that day, he was supposed to come and take away the man's little girl and marry her (pedafile).
Not soon after, tehre is a huge crown in front of the house and bulma asks about the dragonball, a lady comes from the croud and presents it, but she says that she
won't give it up since it's been in her family for generations. So Bulma says that if Goku and she can take out Oolong and get all their girls back, and return the
town to peace and saftey, then can they get the dragonball, and the woman agrees saying only if they do that. Well the plan is now to dress goku up as the girl, and
get the beast to lead him back to where he keeps the girls. And once he finds where the girls are, he can do as he sees fit to the beast. Anyways, the beast shows up,
and he sees Goku dressed up as the girl, he is about to take him when he starts trembling because he has to take a piss. So the beast transforms into some handsome man
and Bulma totally falls in love with him. As Goku slips away to relieve himself. The beast sees goku taking a piss, and looks at his face, he freaks out and turns
into a bull, they exchange some words, and he looks at the clock, suddnley out of nowhere he just takes off and runs out of town. Goku follows him, and as he turns
the gate he reverts to his old self. A pig. Goku runs by not thinking that he is Oolong, and then we get the story from Oolong that he can only stay in his transformation
for 5 minutes, and then he has to wait another 5 minutes before he can transform again. He was a little fag and everyone hated him until he learned how to transform, and
not everyone respects him. So after 5 minutes he transforms again and enters the city.
Goku is there waiting for him of corse, and after they talk a bit more a little kid comes up from behind and shoots Oolong in the back of the bead with a slingshot.
Then runs away. Oolong cries in pain as the little rock bounces off his head, and Goku realizes that he's probably not as tough as he seems. So then Oolong tries to
prove his might by asking Goku to smash some blocks with his hand, and Goku shuts him down and pokes them with his finger breaking all of them just by tapping them.
The beast freaks out and transforms into a bat and takes to the skies fleeing for his life. But Goku follows him on his nimbus. And soo catches up to him. When the
beast sees Goku he transforms into a rocket and blasts away at max speed, but Goku is still gaining on him. Then the beast's 5 minutes finish and he falls to the ground
in his original pig form. As goku realizes how helpless the pig is, and that he's gonna die being the Goku that he is, he grabs his hand and saves him. Back at the village
they tie up the pig, and make him lead them to where he keeps the girls. When they get there, it turns out that he has a mansion, and inside all the girls are relaxing
and having fun. It turns out that he wanted them to do house work and cook and stuff, but they ended up doing nothing, and just slacking off. Well the old lady thanks
Bulma and Goku and they get her dragonball. The episode ends, and they now have 5 dragonballs. 2 more to go...
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