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Dragonball Z Adventure History

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Chapters 1-24, 24 chapters long, 1 7/8 books long

Comic Two
Summary:

No Balls!
As Bulma and Goku ride along, Goku thinks that the world is very small, while Bulma laughs at his naive remark. They stop to go to bed, in which Goku volunteers to take the soft leaves, when Bulma tells him that she will make a house come out of her capsules. As she throws it out, Goku jumps back in amazement, still thinking she's a witch. As they walk in, Bulma turns the lights on, making Goku wonder how she made darkness turned into day. She elaborates about how much of a jungle boy he is and decides to have fun, and turns on a TV. Goku wonders how a midget got in the box, while Bulma remarks about Goku's smell, and tells him he needs a bath. Goku wonders what a bath is, while Bulma stands back from the smelly warrior, wondering how he went through life without a bath. Later, Goku gets a scrub down from Bulma, making Goku uncomfortable. Bulma confesses about how many guys would love to get with her naked, while Goku just tries to stand in the right position to get clean. Bulma then decides to clean Goku from his backside, but Goku tells her he can do it, and starts to scrub his back with his tail. Bulma cries and cringes backwards, making Goku wonder why girls are frightened by people with tails. Goku then goes on about his grandpa not having a tail, but he was an odd man, as he puts it.

Goku doesn't care at this point, making Bulma wonder who she is dealing with. Later, she is taking a bath, relaxing by herself, when Goku comes in, looking at her. As Bulma dives under water, trying to make Goku go out, Goku compliments her extra butt on her chest. Bulma exclaims that they are boobs and later, he will love them. Bulma then asks how old Goku is, which he remarks that of fourteen. Bulma then throws shampoo and soap at Goku, making him go out, exclaiming that he is only two years younger than him. As Bulma gets out and dries off, Goku starts to get hungry, and eats bread and coffee for the first time, which of course, he hates. Goku then gets his shoes on and tells her that he will go get some food for himself. Later, Goku comes with a wolf on a stick, and a centipede in his hand, telling Bulma that this is a meal. Bulma screams loudly, making him eat it outside. After cooking and eating, Bulma makes Goku brush his teeth and get ready for bed. Goku gets excited about sleeping on a bed, and sleeping with Bulma, which makes Bulma disagree to the offer, telling him that his blanket and floor are waiting for him. Goku doesn't want to sleep alone, but Bulma insists, in a loud manner. Bulma asks about Goku's parents, and where are they, which Goku smiles to, and tells her his testimonial about just being left in the woods and being found by his grandpa.

Bulma wonders why he's smiling about it, so in return, Goku asks why Bulma was abandoned, and was it because of the butt on her chest? Bulma yells that it is not a butt and also is not abandoned. Bulma confesses that she's on vacation and has just about thirty more days left. While she is explaining, Goku drifts into a deep sleep, making Bulma upset that he is going to sleep with no answers to his questions. Early in the morning, Goku wakes up early, only to find Bulma still asleep on his bed. Goku looks at Bulma's crotch and remarks that her pillow isn't as big as grandpa's, but he would still like to lie on it. He lies down on her crotch and realizes it's very flat. He slaps it and then takes off Bulma's panties, only to scream in horror. This wakes up Bulma, wondering what's going on. Goku tells her that she has lost her balls, in which Bulma jumps out of bed, to search for her Dragon Balls. She runs over and gets them, telling him that he's an idiot to not just look. Bulma then remarks how much of a moron he is, while something in the bushes creeps closer and closer to them.