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Dragonball Z Adventure History

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Chapters 1-24, 24 chapters long, 1 7/8 books long

Comic Seven
Summary:

Yamcha and Puar
As our heroes travel along boat, Goku finally mutters out when are they going to get there. Oolong agrees, while Bulma explains that they are still about three days off, and their destination is Fry-Pan Mountain. Oolong screams bloody murder, knowing that the terrible evil is there. Goku asks if he's hear of it, while Oolong screams out that that's the home of the terrible Gyuu Maou, the Ox King! Bulma isn't worried since she knows Goku can kick his butt, but Oolong knows better, turns into a fish, and dives into the water. Goku stands up and looks in the water, sighing that he has to catch Oolong now. Bulma, however, knowing how perverted Oolong is, has a better idea. She fumbles around and hooks a pair of her panties on a fish line and puts it in the water. No more than a couple seconds, there's a tug and Oolong is flung out. Goku catches him and doesn't understand why he went for it, but is ready, if he turns into a fish, he'll eat him. Oolong surrenders, but still wants the panties though, but Bulma gives him a round pill instead. Oolong is upset, since this is just a small piece of nothing, but Bulma reconsiders him, by if he becomes useful, he'll get panties. Oolong scornfully eats the pill and plants those words in his brain.

Goku wants some candy too, but Bulma doesn't want to. Oolong tells him that only girls like him, but as soon as he's finished, the boat comes to a halt. Their all out of gas and needs Oolong to turn into a gas can, but Oolong explains he can't turn into liquid or gas. Goku adds that his food turns into gas, but that's besides the point. They soon realize they need Oolong to turn into an oar, since it's the only way to get to land. Goku rows back and forth with Oolong, making him get mouth full of water. Soon, they reach land, while Oolong tells her that he's been useful and wants a reward, but Bulma tells him that all he did was transform and douse his head. Oolong still wants it, while Bulma comes to a realization, and that is, the capsules are gone. She theorizes that they've sunk in the river. She throws herself to the ground, knowing she has no house, no bike, no car, no gas, no nothing, but completely helpless. Goku then is on his cloud and asks what is wrong with walking, but Bulma just reminds him that he doesn't have to walk. Goku just tells her that she can make Oolong turn into a bike. Bulma then smiles a huge smile and asks for Oolong, but he isn't anywhere to be found. Oolong then makes his escape, telling her silently, that he is not going to no Fry-Pan Mountain.

Goku scans the area, telling Bulma that he's really gone. Bulma then snickers and starts to make sounds like, "Swee, swee." Oolong then hears a tremendous rumble in his stomach and starts to go to the bathroom, number two style. Bulma yells out that it's natural that he has to go to the bathroom, since that pill she gave him will make him go to the bathroom every time she makes the, "Swee," sound. Oolong then tip toes back, in pain, telling her he'll never try to run away again. Bulma then makes sure, by telling him that he'll do whatever she says, which Oolong ungratefully bows too. Oolong can't believe he fell for a dirty trick, but Goku tells him that he should be more optimistic, since he didn't get one. But, that's not all Goku wants to do, he wants to try out the pill too. He starts making, "Swee," sounds, which almost instantaneously, makes Oolong go to the bathroom. Bulma then tells Oolong to turn into a motor bike, which turns out to be a cheap model motor bike. She gets on and then falls to the ground, from Oolong not being able to hold her up. Oolong explains that he still has the same strength, even when transformed, and still can only stay that way for five minutes, then needs a minute to recharge. Oolong then compromises, by telling Bulma that if she threw her panties in the river, they're all cold. So, he turns into panties, and requests that if her panties are too cold, she could slip him on. Bulma then smacks him to the ground, letting Goku realize that they're walking after all.

As the day goes on, Goku walks steadily ahead of Bulma and Oolong, being in the desert, under the stressfully, hot sun. Bulma reminds him that she's from the city and not used to such great exercise. Bulma strains her neck, only to peer at a vast, wide, never ending desert. Both Oolong and Bulma then collapse and take a break. Bulma then throws a major hissy fit and demands that she wants food, a bed, and a bath. She pushes herself under a large mushroom-like rock and falls asleep. Oolong agrees and starts to nod off, while way off in the distance, a small cat is spying on them, with a telescope. The cat goes down the ladder, yelling out for Lord Yamcha that they have some intruders. A man at a table puts down his chop sticks and smiles evilly, that they finally have some people to have fun with, in such a long time. He gets to where the cat was and looks for the troublesome, to find a boy and pig, thinking they might not have too much. The cat suggests then that they may have some capsules. Yamcha agrees and tells the Puar to get ready. Meanwhile, Oolong tells Goku that they he is getting really hungry, while Goku volunteers to get food. Goku suggests pork, which makes Oolong yell out in an adult manner. He then looks ahead and sees a man on an air bike come his way. Yamcha and Puar look with greed at their game, knowing that they can score big with them.