YOU MIGHT WATCH TO MUCH DBZ IF... you call your girlfriend Bulma you have an orange gi with blue accessories during a schoolyard fight, you decide to charge while your opponent goes for a punch. you spend your days shouting "final flash" and throwing yellow-colored erasers. you own the complete set of the Dragon Ball manga. you know intricate details of the show, like how many steps it took for Kuririn to get to Yajirobee's sword. your name is Radditz. you have legally changed your name to that of your favorite DBZ character. you believe in Kami. you have dreams of dying so that you can get to meet king kai. you have planned out the walk on Snake Way. you wear a gi, a karate belt, writbands, and continuously clench your fists. you have tried to make a gravity machine. you jump of you roof to reach king ki. you jump of your school whil yelling nimbus. you named your iguana ickeris. on a ballot to vote for president,you wrote goku and circle it. your name is ssj4gogeta and you claim to have beaten the evil shenlong and saved the world from destruction. put gel on your hair and try to make gokus hairstyle. throw cds around and shouting distructo disc. your e-mail contains ssj, goku, gohan, vegeta or trunks. you will make a website on dbz. you will insult people by saying them humans. you go to school and say to your friends that you are a saiyan and can transform in super saiyan. you scream ahhhhhhhhh thinking you are powering up. you let yourself get beaten up thinking you are a saiyan and when you recover you will be more powerful than before. you go for shopping and buy 7 mini-basketballs and paint stars on them telling other that you have the real dragonballs. you take a marker and make dots on your head thinking your krillin. you close your eyes and run to another place and then open your eyes thinking you disappeared and appeared again, also saying that you know the technique zanzoken. you save pictures from other sites to draw them, etc you wonder from which shop can you buy dbz games, dbz specials, etc you don't want to miss any episode and specials. you try punching very fast like goku. you wish if there were exact same costumes like the z warriors that you could buy. you dream you are goku and struggling to save the earth. you record or buy every episode. you close your eyes thinking you are meditating like goku or piccolo. you look here and there saying you are sensing extraordinary powers. you and your friends decide to call yourselves goku, vegeta, gohan, and trunks. you get balls and throw towards others thinking that it's your ki attack. you believe you can sense Ki. in the middle of a fight you tell the other person that you are going to send him to the next dimension. you try to make your own dragonball radar. you warp a towel around your head and try to act like piccolo. you get a carpet hopping it will fly like mr. popo's. you run down a street claiming that you are running on the snake way. you cut a limb off so you can regenerate. you draw a v on your forehead screaming that you are converting to a majin. you kill yourself so that you can train with king kai. you try to fuse with a friend. you beg nasa to make you a gravity machine so you can train. you have a monkey named bubbles. you get clay and try to make 2 antennas like the nameks. you wonder why doesn't your capsule make time machine. you paint your face and hand to look like mr. popo. you go outside at night looking for a full moon so you can transform into an ozaru. you dye your hair yellow impersonating a super saiyan. you tell your friend your power level is 50,000,000. you try to blow your school with your big bang/ final flash attack. you often point at things hoping it will blow up. while watching an episode you quote 95% of it.