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(From chrissy2786)
-Vegeta (on Power Puff Girls):"
I wanna be Buttercup!"
-Piccolo: "I wanna be
Bubbles!!!"
-Goku:"I'm afraid of
heights,dude!!"
-Vegeta:(at funhouse): "Bulma,stay
close! That man in the mirror is scary...who is he?"
-Freeza: "Hey Zarbon,don't you think
Vegeta's REAL HOT?"
-Zarbon:"Yeah...what a
babe!!"
(singing-stupidly and dancing)
-Vegeta: "MMMbop!!!"
-Goku: "Livin' La Vida
Loca!"
-Gohan: "I Love You!! You love
me!!!"
-Trunks:
"Teletubbieeesss!!!!"
-Freeza: "C' est la
vie'!!!"
-Goten: "Quit Playin'
Games with my Heart!!!"
-Ginyu Force: "Spice Up You
Life!!!"
-Bulma: "The Beautiful
People......!!!!"
-Chi Chi: (rapping) "Hi, my name
is......"
-Cell: "Where'sThe Love?"
-Kao-sama: "A
macarena........hi-ya!!"
-Goku: "Damn.....I'm so
good."
-Chi Chi: "Gohan, it's time for
Teletubbies!! And after that its Power Puff Girls!!!"
-Gohan: "Wait mom!! I'm
not finished studying!!"
-Goku: "Look at my cute teddy
bear!!"
-Buu: "Yeah...well my
Teletubbbie is WAY CUTER!!"
-Chaotzu: "Wel,l I'm
cuter!!"
-Tien: "No, you're NOT!!!"
-Yajerobi: "Wow, I didn't know I had
feet!!!"
-Trunks: "Daddy, help me! I'm
lost!!"
-Vegeta:(standing on a chair)
"AHHHHHH!!! Goku, HELP!!! It's a rat!!!"
-Krillin: "Hey, wow Goku!! You
got shorter than me! Oopps! Sorry Goten!"
-Ginyu: (first time he met Freeza)
"May I help you, Ma'am?"
-Freeza: "I lost my
purse...!!!"
-Goku: "Ahhh...I'm scared of the
boggie monster!!!!! Help!!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "Can I have a good night
kiss.....honey?"
-Bulma: "You can have more than
that........sweet boy........."
-Vegeta: (what he WOULD say) "You
know the difference between you and me, Goku? I make this look GOOD!!!"
-Piccolo: "I need to get my hair
cut!!!"
-Krillin: "How's my hair?"
-Zarbon: "Wow, I never knew that
gettin' ready for a date with Freeza is harder than fighting Vegeta."
(From Pan-chan of #db of
irc.fanfic.com and of #CrystalTokyo and #MoonPalace of Undernet)
-Goten: "I GOT A 100% ON MY
CHEMISTRY TEST!!!!!"
-Trunks: "OH MY GOD I GOT A 9% ON MY
CHEMISTRY TEST!!!"
-Goku: "Goten, did you say you
wanted to learn more about stoichiometry? First, you have to find the balanced equation of
this problem...."
-Vegeta: "I don't wanna grow up, I'm
a TOYS R US kid! There are lots of toys at TOYS R US that I can play with! Bikes and
trains and video games, it's the biggest toy store there is! I don't wanna grow up, cuz
baby if I did! I wouldn't be a TOYS R US KID!"
-Piccolo: "I really want a Keroppi
tin. I really, really do."
-Goku: "DAMMIT I NEED A @#$%ING
CIGARETTE! LOOK WOMAN! GET ME MY MARLBOROS!"
-Everyone: "Yapapa yapapa
ii-shan-ten! Hashagu, koi wa, ike no koi. .. Ranma Ranma de, nan da kan da to, suttamonda
no seikimasu!!!"
-Trunks:
"NURIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *sob*
-Gohan to Videl: "I'm sorry...you
eat too little for my tastes. I have moved on to...Miaka. MIAKA!! "
-Miaka: "GAH! GET AWAY, GET
AWAY! TAMAHOME!!!"
-Tamahome: "I'm sorry, Miaka,
I'm too busy. Oh Trunks, baby!"
(From NeoChibiSailorvenus)
-Vegeta and Piccolo, playing with
Tomagotchi's: "Pika, Pika, Pikachu! Pika pet, the best friend that you can get!
Pokemon, Pikachu!"
-Bulma: "Neptune Planet Power, Make
Up!"
-#18: "Uranus Planet Power, Make
Up!"
::cherry blossoms float by and violin
music plays::
-Bulma: "In place of the water
planet, Neptune, I'm the maternal senshi, Sailorneptune!"
-#18: "Invited by the new age,
I'm the magnificent Sailoruranus!"
-Bulma: "Deep Submerge!"
-#18: "World Shaking!"
(From lizzard_x13)
-Bulma and
Chichi:*Dreamily*"Wow, that Darien from Sailor Moon's REALLY hot..."
-Vegeta and Goku:"WHAT?!"
-Bibi Di, Babi Di and Buu:"We're
named after a fairy tale...what is wrong with this world..." (Cinderella)
-Goku:*Playing opening to American DBZ on
electric Guitar*
-Gohan:"Hey, I love that
song!"
-Gohan:*Cheesy English accent* "I am
sorry, Mr.Cell, but I despise you. I'm afraid you'll have to be disposed of...If you would
please step on the plastic so I don't ruin the floor..."
-Piccolo:*to Vegeta*"So waddya
think, should I wear spandex too?"
(From TerraMoon)
-Bulma: (Picks up the phone)
"Hello"
-Sinister Voice: "Do you like
scary movies?"
-Bulma: " ...Goku?"
(From sardonyx666)
-Roshi: "Women are not inanimate
sex objects. They are people who deserve love and respect not to be gawked at and
drooled over like pieces of meat!"
-Vegeta: "Bulma, don't worry
I'll do the dishes tonight"
-Vegeta: "C'mon Trunks, let's go
play catch little buddy"
-Vegeta: "Dear Kakarotto, We'll have
to call off our sparring date because I promised to help out at the homeless shelter this
weekend. I would like you to bring ChiChi and the boys down and donate some time to those
less fortunate we could use the extra help every little bit counts ya know Sincerely
Veggie-Chan ~.^"
-Vegeta: "I am Cornholio!!!! Give me
T.P. for my bunghole!!!!"
-Vegeta: "Isn't my Jigglypuff
just so kawaii?"
-Radditz: "I really wish I could
have been a better brother. I'm so sorry Kakarotto" * crying *
-Goku: "S@#$!!! I broke a
nail!!!!"
-Goku: "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz,
now I know my abc's, next time wont you sing with me?" * claps *
-Goku: "I'm sorry son, but you need
to be punished,*removes his belt* This is gonna hurt me more * Kaioken!!!!* than it hurts
you son KA-ME-HAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Piccolo: "Would you like fries with
that?"
-Piccolo: "I'd like to read a little
poetry, this is a piece that I wrote and it's called............"
-Gohan: "I made a "D" on
my report card" * sobs *
-ChiChi: "A "D" oh
well grades arent that important anyway, run along and train now ok dear."
-Goku: "A "D"!!!!!!!
That's it mister you're grounded!!! no training for a month!!!! Now go hit the
books!!"
-Gohan: "Mr. Piccolo touched my
special area!!!!"
-Gohan: "Come on guys, let's go
train our Pokémon in the Room of Spirit and Time."
-ChiChi: "How bout more of that good
lovin, Chef?"
-Chef: Damn woman, I just gave you
sweet lovin 5 minutes ago! You tryin to kill me!?!?!?"
-Chaotzu: ( to Piccolo ) "What the
F@#@ are you lookin at!?!?!"
-Nappa: "I'm also a client" (
hair club for men )
-Nappa: "WEST
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!"
-Oolong: "The top 10 reasons that I
hate hentai are........."
-Freeza: "Oh how I'd love to carress
those balls" * oops too late*
-Tein: "Looks like this 3 eyed
cowboy is back in the saddle for one last ride!" * too late again *
-Trunks: "Hey baby, I got purple
hair"
-Trunks & Goten: ( in jail )
"Man she sure didn't look like a cop, did she????"
-on the next Springer: "Super Sayian
strippers and their Namekian sensei's that won't allow it."
-Krillin: "Pimpin aint
easy!!!!!" * ala WWF *
-Puar: "Two words S*ck It!!!!"
*also WWF*
(From Shikkadog)
-Goku: (to Vegeta ) Anything you can
do I can do better
-Vegeta: ( replying goku ) I can do
anything better than you
-Bulma:(buts in ) no you can't Vegeta
-Vegeta: yes i can and i'll prove it
now
:: sighs and moans ::
-Goku: "Feel the Pepsi on your
tounge"
-Vegeta: "Aww look at the cute
little Furby. I just wanna hug it to pieces"
(From Miyu-chan)
-Goku, dressed as Eternal Sailormoon:
"StarLight Honeeeymoooon Therepy KISS!!!" (at some enemy)
(From Karu Keagaru)
(The following are from Austin
Powers)
-Various women: "Mr. . . .
Avil?"
-Dr. Briefs: "Evil . . . Dr.
Evil."
-Vegeta (Austin Powers): "All right,
shut your hole and move it, Dr. Evil."
-Chichi (Alotta Fagina): *has Bulma
in a headlock with a gun pointed at her* "Hold it!"
-Bulma (Vanessa): "Forget about
me, Austin! Save yourself!"
-Piccolo (Dr. Evil): It seems the
tables have turned, Mr. Powers.
-Gohan (Scott): *walks in room*
"Hey dad--!"
-Vegeta: *grabs Gohan and points his
gun at him* "It seems the tables have turned once again, Dr. Evil."
-Piccolo: "Go ahead. Kill the
little bastard. See if I care."
-Gohan: "But dad! We just had a
breakthrough at the group today!"
-Piccolo: "I had the whole group
cremated you little dork!"
-Gohan: "I hate you! I wish I
had never been created in a laboratory!" *runs off*
-Piccolo: "Now, Scott. It hurts
daddy when you say that."
-Kuririn: *singing* "I'm every
woman. It's all in me!"
-Vegeta: "Aww!! Pikachu, you're so
cute! Yes, you are! Yes, you are! So adorable!"
-Trunks: "Tousan! I didn't know
you had a Piikachu! Oh, he's so cute!"
-Piccolo: "Oooo!! Let me see!
Let me see! *picks up Pikachu* I wanna love him an' hug him an' squeeze him . . ."
-Puar: "And I thought Yamucha
was gay!"
(From Mollie aka Vegeta's Ex-wife #1)
-Trunks: (is on TV with a tube of
Preparation H) "After using Preparation H, I don’t have any more burning
attacks." ::Cheesy grin::
-Vegeta: ::is on TV with a bottle of
Bean-O:: "After using Bean-O, there are no more big bang attacks. I’m glad I use
Bean-O!" ::Cheesy grin::
-Gokou: "I was thinking…"
-Buu: "Just for the taste of it…
Diet Coke!"
-Piccolo: "Anyone know whose
brilliant idea it was to name me after a musical instrument?"
-Nail: "And what about me?
Building supplies?"
-Dende: "Then what the hell am
I? I mean, what hell is a Dende anyway?"
-Guru: "Yeah, do you know what
Guru sounds like? I mean, come on! I sound like I sell vitamins or exercise
equipment!"
-Recoom: ::thinking:::
-Bulma: "I’m a Barbie girl, in
a Barbie world!"
-Vegeta: (in a womanly Jewish New Yorker
accent) "You know, spandex is so last year. How about a cotton/polyester blend,
Trunks? You would have your features accented without the chaffing of spandex."
(Trunks tries on some form-fitting clothes) "Oh my Gawd! Form-fitting clothes are so
definitely you!"
(Note) Buu on an exercise infomercial
selling Joe Weider's latest piece of exercise equipment?
- Vegeta: "I give up! This
fighting thing, it's well, too violent."
-Trunks: "Yeah, I know."
::Look at each other and smile::
-Vegeta: "You thinking what I'm
thinking?"
-Trunks: "Piano lessons?"
-Vegeta: "Yeah! And maybe,
ahhh!" ::Screaming like a flustered teenager:: "Voice lessons!"
-Trunks: "Oh God! I think I'm going
to faint!" ::Faints::
-DBZ women: "Spice Girls ain't got
nothin' on us!"
-Announcer: "Next on Montel
Williams, Aliens… and the women who have had their babies, but have left them to go
and live with their best friend's best friend, who is their ex-boyfriend's roommate's
cousin's ex-roommate's best friend, who is their best friend's best friend, or in other
words, aliens and the women who love them, but left them for their ex-boyfriends."
-Zarbon: ::Looking in the mirror::
"I wish I had some normal clothes, like everyone else. I mean, why can't I have at
least a pair of slacks or jeans instead of leg warmers?"
-Bulma: ::Watching Vegeta scribble
something down on a piece of paper:: "What's that you're writing?"
-Vegeta: "Well, the shrink from
group therapy said that I should get my negative feelings out in a form of artistic
expression. He said it would boost my self-esteem. So, I'm writing some
poetry."
-Chi-Chi: ::Watching Gokou type on a
computer:: "What are you typing, Gokou?"
-Gokou: "Oh, nothing, just a
critical literary analysis on DH Lawrence's Rocking Horse Winner and it's inclusion of
human sexuality and after I'm done with this, I'm going to play a round of golf with
Vegeta and Piccolo. Then, I'm going to write an interpretive essay on Freud's
Interpretation of Dreams, then tomorrow, I'm going to address the American Congress on
their proposal to balance the budget. While I'm there, I'm going to talk with a few
college kids and see how they can make this world a better place for us all, followed by a
stint at the piano for the musical composition I'm writing."
-Bulma: "I can’t take it
anymore. All this working on another time machine is making me so frustrated!"
-Vegeta: "Good, let out your
emotions. I did and now I feel like a whole new person. ::Walks into a chair:: S*it!
F*cking chair, I'm going to vaporize you. Big Bang Attack!"
-Bulma: ::Sees Vegeta with a book in his
hands, a glass of brandy and sitting next to the fireplace in an upright chair with a pair
of glasses around his nose. Has a kleenex in one hand:: "Vegeta, what are you
reading?"
-Vegeta: ::In a very fake English
accent:: "Victor Hugo's Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's so sad!" ::sniffs and
blows nose::
(From Veg's Homie)
-Piccolo: "Gohan, I'm sick of
sparring. Let's order some pizza and watch the Laker game tonite."
-Gohan: "But, Piccolo, I LIKE it
when you beat me down."
-Piccolo: "You sick little
bitch!! Get away from me!"
-Vegeta: "Will you excuse me,
Trunks? Evidently, there's a pickle up my ass."
-Kamesennin(to Saiyans): "You guys
should try heavy metal; kiss my ass! HAHA!!"
-Freeza: "Ginyuu, I have something
to tell you.."
-Ginyuu: "What is it,
Freeza?"
-Freeza: "I really AM a
woman."
-Ginyuu: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!I
have nothing left to live for!" (puts revolver to head)
-Vegeta: "K-Kakarotto.."
-Goku: "Yeah?"
-Vegeta(eyes fill with tears):"I
NEED A HUG!!!"
-US censors: "Of COURSE we know what
we're doing!"
(From Pam "Spam" Sawyer)
-Vegeta: "You will die by my
hand, Ka... Kaka.... Kaka........... aww, shoot. LINE!"
(Vegeta and Goku are sparring)
-Goku: "Sheesh, Vegeta, you just
don't seem into this fight, today. What's your problem?"
-Vegeta: "Well, to be perfectly
honest with you, Kakarotto, you know this whole 'Prince of the Saiya-jin' and 'Strongest
in the universe' thing? I... I never really wanted to do any of this. I always
wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (a la Monty Python)
-Vegeta: (holding Bulma's hand, palm
upward) "Hmm, see this line here, Bulma? This is you lifeline, and this
one's your heart, and this one's..."
-Gohan: "Wait, you're trying to tell
me I was adopted!?"
-Chichi: "Well, not exactly
adopted. *sighs* I was young, and Krillin was just so handsome...
-Bulma: "You know they say that
Vegeta's one bad mother..."
-Chichi: "Shut your mouth!"
-Bulma: "But I'm talking 'bout
Vegeta!"
-Chichi: "Then I can dig
it."
-Goku: (deadpan voice) "I can't
believe I ate the whole thing."
-Piccolo: (singing) "Near, far,
whever you are I believe that our love will go oooooooonnnnnn."
-Gohan: (to the Pokemon theme song)
"Gotta find 'em all, Dragon Ball!"
-Goku: "All right, class, open up
your Quantum Physics books to page 361 for today's lesson."
-Vegeta: (standing on a street corner
dressed in drag) "Hey, buddy, you feeling lucky tonight?"
-Vegeta: "Uhh, guys? I could
use some help over here!"
-Trunks: "What the @&%^!"
-Vegeta: "TRUNKS!!! I will
not have that kind of lanquage in this house, young man! Now march yourself upstsirs
this instant so I can wash that filthy mouth of yours out with soap."
-Chichi: "Honest, officer, I thought
the speed limit was 75!"
-Gohan: "Gee, Piccolo, it sure is
great having you as a surrogate father."
-Piccolo: "Actually, Gohan,
about that 'surrogate' part. Chichi and I have been meaning to tell you for awhile,
now..."
-Vegeta: "And welcome back,
everyone, to 'Cooking With Vegeta!'"
(From MANGA GIRL)
-Vegeta: "Can't sleep, clown'll
eat me........ Can't sleep, clown'll eat me......"(a la The Simpsons)
-Gokou: "No no no.. You've got it
all wrong! Newton's third law of gravity is for every action, there is an equal and
opposite reaction!"
-Piccolo: "What do you mean green's
not my color?!"
-Tien:(about Chouzu) "How the hell
am I supposed to concetrate on my training with this little doll-thing following me
around?!"
-Vegeta: "Oh.. What a cute wittle
puppy-wuppy! Do you need a kissy-wissy? Yes you do, oh yeah... smoochie-smoochie."
-Trunks:"Yo quero Taco Bell"
-Gohan: " Videl, give daddy some
suger!"
-Brolli: "E=mc2"
-Piccolo(to Vegeta):" Bulmas clothes
are on your floor because....uh..... damn!"
Goku: "Help me! Its Mr. Satan!"
(From Agra)
-Shenglong(as he comes out of the
dragonballs): "Live from New York City itsSaturday Night Live!!!!!"
-Chibi Trunks: "I always get what I
want...MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!.....mom can I have some more cookies???"
-Yajirobe: "NO ONE CAN BEAT ME
!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!......Drat! I ate all the potato chips!!!!"
(From Xwing11173)
-Bulma: "Ooooh, Goku."
::Vegeta walks in::
-Vegeta: "BULMA, KAKAROTTO, HOW
COULD YOU!?! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UNTIL I GOT HOME!!"
-Goku: "Well she's got such a
choice piece of ass."
(From Goten10189)
-Cell Jrs: "Daddy where did we
come from?"
-Yajirobe:(in lingerie) "Don't hate
me because i'm beautiful........"
-Trunks: "AHHH! GIRLS!!!!!!!! Get
em' off, get em' off!!!!!!!!"
-Choutzu, Yamcha, Tein, Vejiita:(singin)
"WE'RE ALL STARS NOW IN THE DOPE SHOW!"
-Vejiita: (singing) "There ain't no
better feelin' then dancing on da ceiling"
-Roshi: "Sex is bad, pannies are
gross ladies are yucky"
-Vejiita: "Bebi is just so fun to
hang out with!"
-Broli: "SAT? C'mon I wanted a real
challenge!"
-Freezer: "HI! This is uncle fridge,
cousin flu,aunt frostbite.........."
-Goten:(singing) I can fly!, I can Fly I
CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!
-Nappa: "I'm SSJ how can you tell?
Just look at my blonde chest hair."
-Vegetto: "Look at my perty
earings....."
-Bebi: (singing) "Monkey,Monkey, man
I want to be a Monkey Man!!!"
-Gokou: "Chi-Chi $#@& me
now!"
-Vejitta: "Bulma, Ditto..."
-Nappa: (Vejiita & Nappa Landing on
earth) "OOOOOOHH! OOOOOOOOH I can't hold it!!!!"
-Trunks & Bra: "Damn
It!!!!!!!!!! Which one of you drunk bastards named us after underware?!"
-Gokou, Chichi, Gohan, Vejiita, Videl and
Bulma: "Condoms don't exsist in the DBZ world....."
-Gotenks:(singing) "I don't like the
drugs but the drugs like me!"
-Uub: "WOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY NAME RYMES
WITH BOOB!!!!"
-Vejiita: "Saiya-jins
suck!!!!!"
-Bulma and Chi-Chi: "We're
lesbos!"
-Videl: "I am so proud pf my
dad!"
-Broli: "I am
weak..............."
-Goten, Trunks, Krillin: ( singing in
dresses) "Three little schoolgirls..............."
(From Zeek Slider)
-Trunks: "Ok, I spent a whole
year in the Room of Spirit and Time, but it was really only one day. Does that make me a
17- or 18-years-old?"
(From eebkjkls)
-Piccolo: "I'll have a number 2
super-sized!"
-Goku: "He hits hard, better
just play dead and hope for the best"
-Piccolo: "Go ahead and kill the
little punk! I never liked Gohan anyway."
-Goku: "...but what if he gets
hurt"
-Chi-Chi: "Don't worry,
Gohan will be alright"
-Vegita: "Nobody better lay a
finger on my Butterfinger!"
-Vegita: "Can't we all just get
along?
-Broli: "Hooked on phonics worked
for me!"
-Goku: "F*ck the Earth! I'm outta
here!"
-anyone: "I can't believe Mr. Satan
totally kicked my ass like that!"
-Broli: "Don't hurt me!"
-Buu: "Stop this nonsense
immediately!
-Goku: "I don't know what I would
have done if Mr. Satan hadn't jump in"
-Mr. Satan: "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL
ON!"
-Yamcha: "Don't you find it strange
how Piccolo has such an interest in Gohan?"
-Chi-Chi: "Well, he is his
father..."
-Goku: "WHAT?!"
-Vegita: "...you put your right foot
in and you shake it all about..."
-Goku: "Fight him? HELL NO!"
-Gohan: "Want me to teach you how to
reach Super-Sayajin before you leave?"
-Pan: "I can't"
-Gohan: "Sure you can, you're my
daughter"
-Pan: "No I'm not. I'm
Kurillin's moron!"
-Gohan: "WHAT?!"
-Taipon: "Link's my hero!"
-Shen-Long: "Now here's my
wish..."
-Vegita: "Rubber ducky, you're the
one. You make bathtime lots more fun.."
-Piccolo: "Take me to your
leader"
-Bulma: "Vegita! Come here you sexy
thing you!"
-Buu: "I'm pretty in pink!"
-Gotenks: "No fooling around, we
must kill him immediately!"
-Vegita: "Make love, not war."
-Cell: "Now that was some weird and
wild stuff."[Carson still rules]
-Bulma: "Call the repairman!"
-Chaotzu: "Tickle me and I
laugh!"
-Tien: "Third eye? It's a tattoo you
moron!"
-Tien: "I have a what on my
forehead?!"
-Goku: "Screw you guys, I'm going
home"
-Ginyu: "Yes, we're gay, what of
it?"
-Raditz: "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
KIDS!"
-Goku: "Me? I'll just have a
salad"
-Videl:{to Gohan} "I'M PREGNANT,
YOUR THE FATHER, AND I'M GONNA KILL THE THREE OF US!" [ever see George Carlin?]
-Future Trunks: "Will that be paper
or plastic?"
-Chibi Trunks: "Beefcake!
BEEFCAKE!"
-Goten: "Who are these people"?
[just had to quote Seinfeld]
-Kurillin: "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED
GOKU!"
-everyone else: "So?"
(From ANT SHINF)
-Raditz [to Goku]: "Gee, you and
Piccolo look too strong for me, I better leave!"
-Goku to Krillin: "Man baldie, ever
since the beginning of DBZ, you never fought worth a damn!"
-Funimation [to the fans]: "We
should be releasing new episodes any day now! Oh did we mention we got the voices from
Japan to do the American version?"
-Chi-chi: "I sure love it when Goku
takes Gohan and they leave me alone for weeks on end!"
-All the SSJ's: "What's up with our
hair turning blonde? This is sooo not our color!"
-Dr. Gero: "hm...Maybe I should stop
trying to kill Goku and use the Androids for good...."
-Piccolo: "Dude! This is pretty
f*cked up right here!" [a la SouthPark]
(From Vegeta's Ex-Wife #1)
-Vegeta: <singing> (a la Monty
Python) "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put on
women's clothing and hang around in bars."
- Gokou, Piccolo, Gohan, Goten and
Trunks: <singing> "He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press
wildflowers. He puts on women's clothing (look at each other) and hang around in
bars?!?!"
-Yamcha: "So that's who that
is..."
-Vegeta: "I met the coolest girl
last night."
-Gokou: "Yeah? Well, I met the
most handsome guy last night."
-Vegeta: "Tell me about
him."
-Gokou: "He has long, spikey
hair and wears spandex. What about you?"
-Vegeta: (looks at Gokou with huge
eyes)
(In Japan, Gokou's voice is done by a
woman)
(From The DBZ Chicks)
-Goku: "SATs are cool,
man."
-Vegeta: "Yup, they are"
-Chaozu: (sniffle) "Ronald McDonald
really is my father."
-Shenron: "Next person who wakes me
up is breakfast!"
(Shenron comes out and eats someone)
-Goten:(to Trunks) "Why does
everyone always have to pick on Krillin?"
-Vegeta:(in a high voice)
"Bulma!"
-Bulma: "Yes, muffin."
-Vegeta: "Did you know spandex
has shrunk before you bought me a small?"
-Gohan: "Piccolo, Gumby is on!"
-Piccolo: "Oh, joy!"
-Vegeta: "I hope it's the
Pokey's birthday episode!"
-Gokuu: "Save the popcorn for
me!"
-Vegeta: "Shut up Kakarotto, its
mine!"
-Mr. Popo: "What am I,
seriously?"
-DBZ gang: "The world may never
know."
-Bulma:(to Barny song) "I love
you."
-Trunks: "You love me."
-Bra: "We're a happy
family."
-Vegeta: (on his cell phone)
"Kakarotto, I beg you, put me out of my misery."
-Freeza: "Now I shall perform the
death dance for you Ginyu!"
-Cpt. Ginyu: "Not now
Freeza!"
-Picollo: "Shut up, woman!"
-Gohan: "Picollo, who are you
talking to?"
-Picollo: "My femine side,
Duh!"
Vegeta: "I'm quiting the DBZ gang
and joining up with the Power Rangers! They won't make fun of my spandex!"
-Yamcha:(to Bulma) "I have to call
my house every hour because Puar gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice often
enough."
-Tien: "I must admit (wail),
Mr.Clean is my.....father (contious sobs)."
-Picollo: "I'm scared, I want my
parent...type..thing."
-Vegeta: "I want my mommy!"
-Gokuu: "Who is your mommy
anyway?"
-Vegeta: "I..I.I don't
know."
(singing to "I Feel Pretty")
-Freeza: "I feel pretty!"
-Ginyu force: "Oh so
pretty!"
-Freeza: "So pretty and witty
and..."
-all:
"GAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "I don't get it?"
-Gokuu: "Oh looky who is the
smart one now!!!"
-Gokuu: "I finally get it!"
-Chi-Chi: "Get what?"
-Gokuu: "I don't know."
-Trunks:(to Master Roshi) "How many
licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
-Master Roshi: "I never made it
without bitting. Ask Son Gokuu."
-Trunks:(to Gokuu) "How many
licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
-Gokuu: "Ohhhhh! Candy!"
(Gokuu rips the tootsie pop out of
Trunks hand and swallows it while the wrapper is still on)
-Gokuu: "What was the question
again?"
-Krillin : "How come my head is
always mistaken for the sixth Dragon Ball?"
(Krilin and #18 on the Jerry Springer
show)
-Jerry Springer: "Now, bald men
and the cyborgs that love them."
(caption on the bottom of the screen: Men
who are afraid of their wives)
-Gokuu: "Don't make me go
home."
-Vegeta: "Oh no! It's
her!!!!"
-Krillin: "Sometimes she
mistakes me for a bug. I have marks where she beats me with the newspaper!"
-the wives: "errrrrrrrr."
(the following was censored for the
well-being of our viewers.)
-Yamcha: "Now that Bulma dumped me
what do I do about the tatoo of her name on my butt?"
-Announcer: "Now introducing the
Saiya-jin formerly know as prince!"
-Vegeta:(singing in a high pitched
voice) "ahh haaaa" ( followed by break dancing which was later censored for your
mental health)
-Vegeta:(dancing in front of a TV)
"whoop there it is, whoop there it is."
(From NuvSheikah)
{In the background plays "It's
Raining Men"}
-Zarbon: "Hello, I'm
Zarbon"
-Nappa: "..and I'm Nappa."
-Zarbon and Nappa: "And welcome
to "Men on Fighting"
-Zarbon: The show that looks at
fighting..."
-Nappa: "From a male point of
view."
(a la "In Living Color")
-Ginyu Force:(singing)
"People....who need people...are the luckiest people..."
-Vegetto: "Oh, these earrings are SO
last year..."
-Gohan: "Holy rusted metal,
Piccolo!" (a la the '70's version of "Batman")
-Bulma: "Vegeta, have you seen my
capsules? I put them in an old prescription container right here..."
-Vegeta: (looking at the bottle, then
the ones he was supposed to take) "Uh oh..."
-Bulma: (singing to Vegeta) "Do it
to me one more time..."
-Buu: "BEEFCAKE!!!"
-Vegeta: "Oh, no, my condoms!! Where
are my condoms!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
-Trunks:(to Cell) "I will destroy
you!!"
-Cell: "Oh, be nice!"
-Piccolo: "Gohan, you're worthless!!
HAHAHAHA!!!"
-Gohan: "Quit making fun of
meeeeee!!!"
(a la "Waterboy")
-Freeza:(dancing and singing) "How
lovely to be a woman...the wait was well worthwhile...how lovely to wear mascara...and
smile a woman's smile..."
-DBZ crew:(to Piccolo, who has a 40 in
his hand) "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"
-Goku: (to Chichi) "Woman, get your
fat @$$ in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!"
(From chio84)
-Vegeta to Goku: "Oh! My friend!
I have to ask you for something! ... well... uhm...Do you have some Viagra?"
-Trunks: "I really wanted to be in
Beverly Hills, Melrose Place, Dawson´s Creek... But no ... I´m just in Dragon Ball
z!"
-Vegeta: "Turn on the T.V.!
It´s Barney!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Vegeta: *snif* "Poooooor Hilary!...
Bill and Monica s#cks!"
(From Vegeta's wife)
-Piccolo: *singing* "Youlll look
so natrual, no one can tell with just for men gel!"
-Gokou: "Wow! Vegeta, your spandex
smells spring fresh!"
-Vegeta: "Yeah I just washed
it.....5 days ago.."
(Gokou and Vegeta re-appear back into a
fight and their halos dissapper)
-Vegeta and Gokou singing:
"We're back to fight! ALRIGHT!! (sang in the tune of a BSB song)"
-Vegeta: *pointing at Buu*
"Watch out, Buu, we're back again!!!"
*both break dancing*
-Vegeta flipping through a teen magazine:
"OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S LIKE...NICK!!!"
-Vegeta: "Bulma Thats it!!! You've
Called me Yamcha for the last time!!!!!! GALIC GUN FIRE!!!!!!!!"
-Piccolo: "Awww, you're so
cute"
-Furby: "May-Lah-Kah: Kah very
hungry ah,ah,ah"
-Piccolo: "aww little fluffer
wuffer furber hungrey? yeeesss....yessss"
-Bra: "God Damn
Furby..."*throws it against the wall*
-Vegeta: "Huny you know daddy
spent 6 hours standing in a line at Kay-bee to get you that Furby"
-Bra: "Then you're stupider than
you look, crapface! This Furby is a piece of Sh*t!!"
-Yajirobi to Cartman: "Fat
a$$!!"
-Cartman: "Don't call me fat,
butt f*cker!!"
-DBZ gang: "I'M SO HAPPY!! I'M
FEELING SWELL LIFE IS SOOOO SUBLIME!!!"
*everyone starts pushing lawnmowers
down the street and jumping around their yards*
-Vegeta: *rips off his tail* "I
never liked that there anyway....."
(Krillen dressed up as a girl brushing a
horse)
-Gohan (to Krillin with an Irish
accent): "What time of a day do you enjoy a Snickers??"
-Krillen (still brushing the horse,
with an Irish accent): "a...a Long about noon when your appitittes...uh....Pokin at
ya pokin at ya..."
-Freeza: (with a violin on the top of a
roof singing): "IF I WERE A RICH MAN !!!!"
*Gohan at school trying to answer a
question on a test he doesnt know*
-Gohan:
"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
*gets up in flames and flys at the
teacher 10,000 miles an hour*
-Master Roshi: "I love chicken"
-Gokou touching all over himself: "I
loooooove myself"
(From Minako Z)
-Vegita: "Stupid fat man, I was
a good boy all the year. I just want the little Stacey because Barbie and Ken are waiting
for one, now Barbie wants to abort the baby."
-Vegita and Piccolo:(singing)
"Macho, macho man... I want to be a macho man."
-Tien: "Why are we called the Z
warriors?
-Cell: "The Z means
"Zuckers" honey...now! Would you like to sleep? Because I can kick your
ass out of the bed HONEY!!!"
(From King E)
-Bulma: "Vegeta, I have
something to tell you"
-Vegeta: "Go on..."
-Bulma: "Capsule Corp is
bankrupt, we're broke!"
-Vegeta: "Broke?Ugh...BYE!"
Goku: "Oh Bulma..."
-ChiChi: "Bulma?!? Now I know
where you went last night!"
-Goten: "Charmander, I choose
you!"
-Chibi Trunks: "Gotta catch em all,
POKEMON!"
-Yajarobi (in 711): "Put em
up!"
-Clerk: "What do you want?My
money?"
-Yajarobi: "No, I want all your
twinkies, burritos, and 8 Big Gulps!"
-Buu: "Does this make me look
fat?"
-Yajarobi: "Oh no, you look way
thin!"
-Bulma (in background): This comes
from the man who trained with donuts when the Saiyajins came!"
-Bra: "I wonder what they were
smoking when they named me? I sound like what mom was wearing 9 months before I was
born."
-Bulma: "When I look in your eyes, I
feel...I feel..."
-Vegeta: "So feel.....?"
-Bulma: "Oh Yamcha!"
-Vegeta: "WHAT!?!?"
-Piccolo: "Tell me, do you like my
antennas up or down?"
-ChiChi: "I really can't stand noisy
people who complain"
-Bulma: "I admit it.....I'm really a
blonde!"
-Vegeta: "Gettin Jiggy wit it! nah
nah nah nah nah nah nah...."
-ChiChi: "I tell you what I want
what I really really want"
-Bulma: "So tell me what you
want what you really really want"
-ChiChi: "I want......Gohan to
get in his room and study for an hour or he gets no dinner!"
-Everyone(on Jerry Springer)
Caption on Screen: "Women who
marry aliens and have kids who love each other with siblings named after underwear with a
mother having an affair with man who owns a purple flying cat."
(From Bra and Marron)
-Bra:: holding a huge live tiger::
"Daddy, can I keep him?"
-Vegeta: "Only if he doesn't eat
me or Trunks."
-Bra: "Opps! There goes that
idea!"
-Vegeta: " Huh?!!!"
-Bra: "UUUMMMM,Welllll......
gotta go!!!!!"
-Trunks: "Mommy, can you teach me
how to cook?"
-Bra: "Mommy, Trunks is scaring me.
He took away my favorite doll and he is brushing her hair and changing her clothes and
talking like a girl."
-Vegeta:" Look at all the bunnies!
oh they are so cute! Bulma can I have one please???? I promise I'll be a good boy."
-Chibi Trunks:: at the potty::
"Diaper go down the hole!!!" : watches as his diaper goes down the toilet::
-Trunks to Vegeta :" Daddy! Daddy,
take me to see Snow White on Ice please?"
-Vegeta:" Cool, How about the
Matinee?"
-Trunks:" Yea!!!!! That was
always my favorite movie!"
-Krillin complaining to Cell 18:" I
want hair!! I want hair NOW!!"
-Cell 18:: handing him a bottle of
Rogaine::" here Honey. Try this"
-Krillin:"No Not that!!!!
Anything but THAT!!!!"
-Trunks ::to Bra in a teasing way: "
I've got a daughter and you don't!"
-Vegeta ::to Bulma holding a pan of burnt
cookies::" Want one?"
-Trunks:: wearing a pink dress and
looking at himself in a mirror:: "HMMMMM? I wonder..No No No, the color is all wrong.
The Pink doesn't match my eyes."
-Bra:: To Vegeta:: "Daddy, do we
hafta kill him? He is SOOOOOO hot!!"
-Vegeta:: nodding his head yes::
"Uh huh!!!!!"
-Bra:" I won't ! I won't! I
won't!"
-Tien: " Why won't Rogaine work for
me? I workd for Raditz."
-Krillin: "I want Vegeta's nose! It
is SSSOOO cute!!!!"
-Marron :: to Krillin:: " Is my real
mom Sailor Moon?"
-Bra ::to Vegeta:: " No daddy,let me
kill him! he destroyed my favorite pair of shoes."
-Trunks ::to Vegeta:: " Daddy, can I
go see swan lake?"
TITANIC SECTION
-Vegeta:: sniffling and crying:: Why did
Jack have to Die?"
-Bra:" Jack's dead!!!!
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Trunks: "
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Trunks:" I'm Rose."
-Bra:" No your not. If your
anybody you'd be Jack @$$"
-Vegeta:" I wanted to be Cal, but
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! They said I didn't have the right hair!"
-Trunks::singing "My Heart Will Go
On"::
(From Titozjr)
-Piccolo (To Vegeta): "Hey uhh I
barely talk to you."
-Vegeta: "Uhh I don't talk to
you because i'm scared of green men."
-Piccolo: "You are? Wow, I
thought you weren't scared of anything."
[Trunks and Gohan sitting on a hill and
hear a rumble]
-Trunks: "What's that
rumbling?"
-Gohan: "Ohh that must be the
girls. I said you'd be on the hill."
-Trunks:
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Goku (In the shower): "ChiChi we
have to get hotter water. It's too cold." (This won't get this unless you've seen the
episode with QueenSnake Way)
-Tein::::sings::: "Were all stars in
the dope show."
-Yamcha: " Did you know that it's
true that there's a chinese man namedYamcha, and he was also a bandit just like me, and
kid's, stay inschool.
-Krillin: "Why do I have to be
short? Oh yah because I don't eatvegetables or fruit.
-Bulma: "Geez not again. I lost all
my capsules. Vegeta have you seen mycapsules."
-Vegeta: "Yah, i'm using them.
I'm seeing which one has the remote init."
-Chaos: "I wonder why some people
mistake me for a little doll?"
-Yajirobe: "I need a wife."
-Piccolo: "What is this thing you
call a toilet."
-Gohan: "Ohh yah I forgot Nameks
can't pee. They're hermaphrodites."
-Piccolo: "What is pee.?"
(From BigAnimeFan)
(Caption appears at the bottom of the
screen: "DBZ Character Confessions")
-Piccolo: "I-I-I.... I SLEPT
WITH SAILORMOON!"
-Mamoru: "WHAAAAAT? YOU BASTARD!
USAGI'S MINE!!!" ::Pulls our a rose.::
-Piccolo: "No way! BEAM
CANNON!"
*sizzle*
-Sailor Chibi-Moon: "AAAAAH! You
fried my daddy!!! EAT SUGAR YOU BASTARD!"
-Piccolo: "NOOOOOOO!"
-Sailor Chibi-Moon: "Pink....
Sugar.... Heart.... ATTACK!"
-Piccolo: ::Is wearing a little pink
dress and licking a lollipop.:: "Hey Chibi-Usa! Wanna go pick some daisies?"
-Sailor Chibi-Moon: "Sure!"
::And the two of them skip merrily
off stage.::
-Trunks: "I-I-I.... I'M REALLY A
GIRL!"
(Thousands of female fans all around
the world suddenly take a knife to their hearts and kill themselves.)
-Brolly & Icarus the Spoofed Dragon:
"Hooked on Fonics wurked fuhr meeee!"
-Pan: "OH NO! It's a DISASTER! I got
DIRT under my FINGERNAILS!" ::screams::
-Bra: "Let's kick some ASS!"
-The DBZ Gang: "MOON PRISM
POWER!!!"
-The Sailor Senshi:
"Kamehamehaaaaaa! DIE YOU *beep beep* YOUMAS!"
-Vegeta: ::Pulls a sword out of Bulma's
chest.:: "Grant me the power... to bring the world REVOLUTION!" (a la
Revoluntionary Girl Utena)
-Bulma: "PERVERT!" *SMACK*
-Piccolo: "Gohan, I don't know how
to say this... but...." ::sniff::
-Gohan: "?"
-Piccolo: "I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
-Gohan: ::Bursts out crying and
embraces Piccolo.:: "ME TOO!"
-Piccolo: "Gohan-chan,
daidai!"
-Gohan: "Piccolo-san,
daidai!"
-Together:
"DAISUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
::Windows all around the world begin
to shatter.::
-Gohan: ::Is sparring with Piccolo.::
-Piccolo: "OW! That hurt! Can we
take a break?"
-Gohan: "NO BREAKS!"
::Cracks a whip on Piccolo's backside.::
-Piccolo:
"WAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
-Vegeta: "Hey homie! Hooked ahn
ebonics wuhked foh me bruthah!"
-Oolong: ::Returns a pair of women's
panties to the store.::
-Master Roshi: "Hey Bulma... Give me
some of that...."
-Bulma: "EEEEEEEEEEK!"
-Vegeta: "Hey ol man! You better
ain't be hittin' on mah woman!"
-Master Roshi: "Excuse me?"
-Vegeta: "What choo talkin'
bout, foo?"
-Master Roshi: "Huh?"
-Vegeta: "Whas wit 'dat?!"
-Bulma: /\ (; ) *sweatdrops* "I
KNEW I shouldn't have let him buy that thing..."
(ChiChi is hanging from the bow of a ship
with Goku supporting her.)
-ChiChi: "Oh Goku, I'm
FLYING!"
-Goku: "Yeah right, B*TCH!"
::Throws her off of the ship.::
-ChiChi: "AAAAAAAAAH! YOU
BASTARD!!!!" *splash*
-Gohan: "Someday, I'm gonna be a
great scholar! I MEAN IT!" ::sings:: "Mr. Piccolo, I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU!"
-Krillin: "NO! It's not
TRUE! I'm not really bald!!! The guys at the monestary super-glued a swimcap to my head
for April Fool's Day!"
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