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(From Darthv1040)
- Vegeta: My name isn't a pun off of a vegetable!
- Bulma: Then what is it?
- Vegeta: Uh, it's, uh... DIE!
-Goten and Trunks Sparring-
-Goten: Kamehameha!
-Trunks: Kamehameha!
-Goten: Ha!
-Trunks: Ha!
-Vegeta: Would you guys shut your asses!? I'm trying to watch "All my
children"!!!!!!
-Frieza: Daddy, what the hell am I!?
-King Cold: You're my special little girl.
-Goku listens in-
-Frieza: Daddy, does that mean I have to marry some guy?
-King Cold: Yep, someday.
-Frieza: Let me marry that cutie Goku, I've always liked him deep down inside!
-Goku: Oh ... dear ... god.
(From Cynthia)
*Freeza in his last trasformation is kicking the crap out of Vegeta. Freeza then
walks over to Vegeta laying on the ground almost dead. Freeza extends his arm out
and is about to finish off Vegeta with a ki blast.*
-Freeza: Vegeta, you don't understand the true power to the dark side. I'll give you a
choice, join me or die.
-Vegeta: I will never join you!
-Freeza: Vegeta, it is your destiny.
-Vegeta: Never! You killed my father.
-Freeza: No Vegeta, I am your father.
-Vegeta: Noooooooooooo!
(From Mitzi)
-Vegeta to Bulma: Hail to the King, baby.
-Vegeta encountering an adversary at his new job at S-mart: Name's Vegeta. <powers
up>... Housewares.
-Vegeta to Bulma: Well, that's just what we call "pillow talk", baby.
-Frieza after being cut in half on Namek: Tis only a flesh wound! Come back here and I'll
bite your kneecaps off!
-Chichi and Bulma reading Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex:... Wow, and we
thought we had it tough...
-Vegeta: Oh, Wow! These are the greatest things in the universe! *Vegeta discovers the joy
of pockets.* Lookit everybody! POCKETS!!! *This was apparently shortly after he discovered
pixie sticks...*
-Mr. Popo: <singing and dancing> I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. You gotta rub me the
right way, honey....
-Dodoria: <enters Frieza's cabin> Lord Frieza, we are about to land on-- <Notices
Zarbon on the other side of the room in a French maid outfit and a feather duster.>
<shakes his head>... I don't even want to know... <leaves>
(From USSJ Trunks 099)
-Android 15: Hi my name is 15 and I've been an alchoholic for........
-Kami: Let there be light!!
(From Nikki)
-Vegeta: Goku? Will you marry me?
-Goku: Do what?
-Vegeta: Please?
-Goku: Oh..um ...Okay
-Vegeta: I love you!!
(From Peter Amico)
-Bulma: We've really got to give Trunks and Goten some time apart.
-Chichi: Yeah, that fusion thing was cute when they were kids, but now
it's just scary.
(Master Roshi walks away with both hands burnt away at the wrists.)
-Goku: That was pretty harsh, Vegeta.
-Vegeta: Well I warned him to stop patting Bulma's ass. That's my job
now and I don't need any help.
-Goku: But burning off both his hands?
-Vegeta: Well, he should have known enought to stop when I took the
first one.
(Freeza arrives on earth to find no one waiting for him. He eventually
tracks all the DBZ characters to Master Roshi's island where they're
all watching tv with shocked angry faces and muttering curses under
their breath.)
-Freeza: What's with them?
-Trunks: Gundam Wing is on. It's dub envy.
(From Trunks-keating)
-Vegeta: Goku would you like to join me for a tea party? We're having cupcakes. Oh yea, if
you are coming Goku, please put on your pink dress.
-Gohan: PAN!!! If i told you once I told you a million times no killing bad guys. You can
kill all the bad guys you want when your 13.
(From Chikara)
-Piccolo: (on drug charges): Not guilty mon!!
-Vegeta: Someone needs a hug!
(From FusionHA)
-King Kai: Ok, to learn my technique of Kaioken, you
must... blow Bubbles. *person runs* Wait, no not
blow Bubbles but blow bubbles, you know...
*Tenshinhan and Chao-zu are sitting somewhere...*
- Chao-zu: "I suck.."
- Tenshinhan "Yes.. I know.."
(From IamMrSelfDestrct)
-Vegeta: Ok Kakarrot.. which one looks better? ::Vegeta holds up Saiyan armor, complete
with shoulder pads:: This one, or.... ::He then holds up Saiyan armor vest:: ..this one?
-Goku: Um.. I like the padless one.
-Vegeta: You weak fool! I knew you would say that, Kakarrot.. so, therefore.. ::slips into
the armor with shoulder pads:: ...I'll wear this one! We'll see who the more stylish
fighter is!
-Goku: You've got to be kidding me!! The orange and blue combination is what's all the
rage around here!
-Vegeta: ::growls:: I'll show you rage, Kakarrot!
::Suddenly, Piccolo steps into the scene::
-Piccolo: You're both wrong. Dome hats and white capes are what everybody's wearing. ::in
steps Gohan, complete in his little mock-piccolo outfit:: See?
-Gohan: Hey dad! Check out my awesome threads!
-Goku: What the?!
-Vegeta: That kid never WAS too bright. Obviously your son, Kakarrot.
(From BullBoski)
-Vegeta: Kakarot I have something to tell you.
-Goku: What is it Vegeta? Don't tell me... you're gay.
-Vegeta: HELL NO!! I just wanna tell you I have been trying to kill you because... I -want
Chi-Chi.
-Goku: Well.. take her. I really want Bra!
(From DBZVegeta14)
-Vegeta: I am queen of interpretive dance!
(From azn__baby)
-Future Trunks: Damn artificial humans, don't they know how unfashionable they made me?
(From jramos)
-Chichi: He's MY husband!
-Bulma: No, he's MY husband!
-Vegetto: Now, now, girls. There's enough of ME for the BOTH of you!
-Vegeta: Go, Poke Ball, GO!
-Pan: Dad... This is your grandson.
-Gohan: WHAT? WHO'S THE FATHER!! I WILL F***ING KILL HIM!!
-Trunks: (outside hiding in the bushes) Eep!!
(From Cartm26)
-Goku: Oh my god they killed krillin!
-Gohan:You bastards!!
(From PHM SAX)
-Vegeta: Goku I will trade my Pikiachu for your mewtwo!
(From super_saiyajin_4_trunks)
-Piccolo(thinking): Sigh... Why must I express my fellings to him with
punches and kicks, rather than with gentle hugs and kisses?
(From ToMbeL 86)
-Vegeta: (Sings) ....and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy..
(From Patrick Flynn)
-Goku: Who cares about the Earth's future? *gets in an Ash costume* It's Pokèmon time!
YAAAAY!!
(From
Stacey)
*Goten's fooling around and somehow manages to make a Destructo Disc. He goes running
inside
and shows it to Chi Chi*
-Chi Chi: Get that out of my house now! Go give it to your father!
*so Goten runs outside and there's Goku, just getting out of that can thingy*
-Goten: Hey dad! catch! *tosses goku the Destructo Disc. The disc cuts off his
you-know-what*
-Goku: Aw man, Chi Chi is not gonna like this...
*Chi Chi comes out side and sees what happened*
-Chi Chi: Noooo!! *about half a second passes* Krillin!
*Pan and Maron are arguing about something*
-Pan: Mine!
-Maron: No, mine!
-Pan: He's mine dammit!
-Maron: MINE!
-GT Trunks: It's so nice to feel wanted.
-Pan: huh?
-Maron: What are you talking about?
-Pan: We were fighting over Mirai Trunks.
*GT Trunks falls over in classic anime style*
*Gohan shows up at Piccolo's with a half-packed suitcase. Piccolo starts laughing*
-Piccolo: You forgot your anniversery again didn't you.
*Vegeta's like watching TV when Goku starts banging on his door*
-Vegeta: What Kakarott?
-Goku: We gotta fuse right now!
-Vegeta: Why? Who's the new enemy?
-Goku: No, it's worse! We gotta fuse so Chi Chican't get me!
*they're celebrating Goten's birthday*
-Gohan: Wait. a. second. Goten wasn't born until 9 1/2 monthes after Dad died- *Chi Chi
suddenly
bashes him over the head with a frying pan while Vegeta looks very relieved*
-Bulma: What do you mean using Galic gun doesn't make you sterile!?!?!?
*Goku calls up the dragon*
-Shenlon: Don't even say it. Your friends are back to life, now I'm going back to bed.
*dissapears and the balls take off*
-Goku: Wow. I never even thought of wishing for that. I was just gonna ask for a sandwich.
(From
VPMiyu505)
-Gokou: All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie *cries*
-Krillin: And I just wanted a Malibu Barbie *cries*
(From
glcfamily)
-Krillin- Hmm... the hedges need trimming. Destructo-Disk!
-Recoome- Anyone else wonder why Ginyu's not down here yet?
-King Kai- I don't get it.
(From
mermaid_yae)
-Frieza, Zarbon, and Dodoria dressed up like the Beatles: "We all live in a yellow
submarine"
-Gohan: What's with them?
-Vegeta: These are the crazy guys I told you about!
(From
Fugita)
-Krillin: (to Trunks) Let me give you some pointers on picking up chicks.
-King Cold: My son's a queen and that's peachy keen!
-Frieza:(with a tear in his eye) Thanks dad.
-Goten: Girls don't matter. From now on its nothing, but bookwork for me!
-Krillin: of our other customers are very satisfied...
-Piccolo: the being bald club for Fighters was a great Idea it really helped me get in
touch with my true feelings and gave me great inner piece
-Nappa: Being Part of the Bald Club for Fighters made me realize my true
passion...Gardening...I just planeted some fresh Vegeta's...er...vegetables today.
-Master Roshi: The Bald Club for Fighters helped me get the self-esteem I needed to get a
nice 22 year-old Breas...uh Girlfriend and tons of sex...I mean money!
-Brolly: (w/ an Austrian accent) I am Broooly
-Nappa: (also w/ Austrian accent) Yah and I um Naapa
-Recoome:And I am Recoome!
-All: We are going to pump <clap> YOU UP!
-King Kai: Knock, knock!
-Goku: Who's there?
-King Kai: Madam
-Goku: Madam who?
-King Kai My Damn foots stuck in the door.
-Goku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA(laughing hystericaly)
-King Kai: geez it's not that funny!
-Garlic Jr.: And now I proudly present to you...THE SPICE BOYS!
-Spice Boys: If you wanna be my lover...(etc.)
-Goku:
Kamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehame
hamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehame
hamehamehamehamehamehamehame...BOOOM!
(Goku explodes)
-Vegeta: 45 seconds, now cough up the loot Cue ball!
-Krillin: doh! Maaaan...here.
-Jeice: Cleveland. Are You Ready to Rock?...I said Are you Ready to Rock!
(From
La Femme Vegeta)
-Gohan: "Ya now, Sailor Mercury, us geeks really can get our groove on!"
-Sailor Mercury: *smoking a cigarette* "Totally!"
-Goten: "Trunks, let's go to Disney World! That Donald Duck is a total
babe!"
-Trunks: "I don't know...Winnie the Pooh was always cuter to me..."
-Krillin: *in a straight jacket in a padded room* "I had hair once!! I
SWEAR!! YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!"
-Bra: *powers up to 99 billion*
(From
blackstar)
-phone
rings-
-Vegeta- -who is eating a chalupa- hello?
-Goten- put nacho cheese sauce on the chalupa
-Vegeta-huh?
-Goten- put nacho cheese sauce on the chalupa or else
-Vegeta- or else what?
-Goten- uuuh… I’ll get back to you -click- aka Taco Bell
commercial
-Trunk- Mom, gimme more spray cheese.
-Bulma- Trunks, I think you’ve had enough.
-Trunks- I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH! SPRAY CHEESE! RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT NOW!!!
-Goku- -runs into a room dressed as a Mexican- CINCO DAY MAYO BABY!!!
-Vegeta- I’m not that proud. I’m actually pretty modest…….
-Cell- Oh my gosh! You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in
my life! Say you’ll be mine!!
-Zorak- Ok Roach Boy.
Note: For the Cartoon Network impaired,
Zorak is from Space Ghost Coast to Coast and is a praying mantis.
-Pan- I hate you Trunks!! I hate you!! I like someone else now!!
-Trunks- Oh really? Who?
-Pan- ummmmmmmm…… Goten!
-Trunks- -faces Goten- you son of a bitch! -beats up Goten-
-Piccolo- Maybe I should be nicer to Gohan and not push him so hard….
-Roshi- Yo, check dis. I’m goin’ like my homie Piccolo and doin’ the rap
thang. Can ya dig it?
(From
Pido-chan)
-Vegeta: "By popular request, I will do the french fry thing again, with a
twist."(Shoves french fry up nose, reaches down his pants and pulls it out)
-Piccolo: (speechless)
-Goku: "WOW! That was amazing! even I can't do that! Can you do it again?"
-Vegeta: "Eh, not for a little while........."
-Raditz: (to Goku) "Ready brother? Keep your eye on the birdie!"
-Goku: "I'm watching."
-Raditz: (Kicks Goku in the groin)
-Goku: "Owww!!!------now---that's----what I call---------a special attack!"
(Bulma and Chichi sparring)
-Chichi: "KAMEHAMEHA!"
-Bulma: "Oh yeah?! Take this: GALLET GUN!"
-Vegeta: "Bulma? Honey? Would you please stop stealing my attacks?"
-Bulma: "Quiet you! BIG BANG ATTACK!"
-Vegeta: "KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
(From
Hoshi and Densetsu)
-Dragon Ball creation staff: "No we were never drunk while writing Dragon Ball,
especially not the GT series!!"
-Dragon: "Oh you guys again. I'm getting tired of you!"
-Goku: "Oh no were surrounded by a mob of angry Nameks! What will we do
Piccilo?!"
Piccolo: " 'We', Earthling?"
-Krillin: "I love my hair!"
-American Translator(of DBZ or any anime): "I understand Japanese."
(From
ANIPUMA2)
-Chibi Trunks: "Future Trunk's this! Future Trunk's that! Blah- Blah- Blah!"
(From Super_Saiyajin_Vegeta)
-Goku-Jingle Bells
-Vegeta-Do dee do-
-Goku- Jingle Bells
-Vegeta- ASSHOLE!! I WASN’T DONE WITH MY SOLO YET!!!
-Goku-Oh yeah? Whatchoo gonna do bout it, Mister Man?
-Vegeta-BIG BANG!!
-Goku’s ashes-**in a wounded voice** Okay, go ahead
-Bulma-Hey buddy, got a quarter
-Some Guy-Get lost, loser
-Vegeta-**Flies in and lands right in front of the guy** GIVE HER MONEY
NOW!!!
-The Guy- **scared voice**Okay, here’s your quarter!!!
-Vegeta-GIVE HER THE WHOLE WALLET!!!
-The Guy-**Tosses wallet at Bulma and runs off**
-Bulma-**Squints** Say, wasn’t that Brolli?
-Vegeta-Crap, he’s gonna raise Hell in bed tonight….
-Z Senshi-Let’s all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby, lets all
go to the lobby, get ourselves some snacks!!
-Goku- Snacks? Where????
-Trunks **running around with a tiara on his head**-Look at me!! I’m such
a pretty ballerina!!!
-Bra **sniff sniff**-But…but…. but Dad, I thought we were going to the
Cracker Jacks factory tonight… WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-Oolong **staring at rows of stockings**- How could they do this to
socks…. Oh no… **Blair Witch Project close-up** **Oolong whispering**-
The horror! (ala Pets.com commercial)
-Vegeta-**growling with one side of a porkchop in his mouth**
-Goku-**growling with the other side in his mouth**
-Both-Grrrrrr…..grrrrrrr…..grrrrrrr
-Gohan **flies in and grabs the porkchop… flies out the window**
HAHAHA!! SUCKERS!!! OOOOOUUUUUCH!!! **Slams into a lamppost**
-Vegeta **grinning**-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
-Gohan-Grrrrrrrrr… **sticks tongue out at cold, frozen lamppost** Hey,
it’s stuck!!!
-Vegeta-**Flies outside, grabshe porkchop and runs out into the night**
LOSER!!! HAHAHAHA!!
-Goten- **Playing the Ocarina of Time**
-Buu-Happy holidays from the Z Senshi who are now happily trapped in my
stomach!
**Muffled voices from inside Buu’s stomach**
(From Lady Silver)
-Vegeta (looking in mirror): "*(&^%$$^^^!! royal inbreeding...no wonder
Kakarot can kick my *ss."
-Ginyu the frog: "No WAY am I going back to my old body! Chicks really dig a
guy
with a three-foot tongue."
-Vegeta (to Frieza): "My name is Vegeta. You killed my father. Prepare to
die."
-Any female character kissing any male character: "Ewwww! Senzu breath!"
-Any character: "Krillin has no nose! How does he smell?"
-Any OTHER character: "AWFUL!"
-Zarbon (pulling on those notorious leg warmers): "I keep in shape by 'Sweatin'
to the Owd'ies!'"
-Raditz (to Goku): "Daddy always liked you best!" **sob**
(From Krys)
-ShenLong- If you want a wish, tell me. I can make your wish come true. I'm a dragon in da
'Ballz, you gotta say it da right way....
-Bulma- Shenlong, are you high or sumptin'?
-Goku- Bulma, what is "high"?
-Vegeta: Goku, buddy 'ol pal! How do you turn Super Saiya-jin?
-Goku: Vegeta, first you must learn to sway like the Ginko flower. Imagine Bulma nude in
the shower with you, then.......
(From SaltyWolf4)
-Goku: *Lying on the ground hurt* Man I gotta do something quick! *He pulls out a can of
senzu beans, and Popeye music starts playing*
-Bluto: Oh shit.
*Krillin is showing his daughter Marron his picture album*
-Marron: Daddy, who's that?
-Krillin: My old girlfriend before your Mom.
-Marron: What's her name?
-Krillin: Maron.
-Marron: What daddy?
-Krillin: No, her NAME was Maron.
-Marron: You named her after me?
-Krillin: *I should of taken the pictures out*
-Any dB character in trouble: *singing* There's something strange, in the neighborhood,
who ya gonna call? Son Goku...
-Bardock: *On King Kai's planet chasing after Bubbles and Gregory*
*Trunks and the guys off of Final Fantasy VIII are fighting over Rinoa*
-Trunks: She's mine!
-Squall: No way kid! She's mine!
-Seifer: Yeh right gunblade freak! Rinoa wanted me first!
-Trunks: Hey I got a gunblade to you know!
-Zell: She likes me!
-Irvine: I think Selphie's more cuter...
*All look at Irvine*
-Quistis: Why does nobody like me?
-Pan: Who should I have, Trunks ... or Vegeta?
*Trunks and Vegeta are suddenly fighting over Pan*
-Trunks: We must all go to the future and fight Ultimecia together!
*Everybody looks at Trunks*
-Squall: I'm with you Trunks.
-Trunks: Cool let's go!
-Trunks: RENZOKUKEN!
-Goku: *singing to the Popeye song* I'm Goku the Saiyan Man *Toot toot* I bathe in a
garbage can *Toot toot* Chichi turned up the heater and it blew of my wiener! I'm Goku the
Saiyan Man *TOOT TOOT*!
-Goku: Goku... Digivolve to... Super Saiyan Goku!
-Frieza: Frieza... Digivolve to... Hermaphrodite!
-Cell: Just because I popped out all those Cell Jr.s doesn't mean I'm ASEXUAL!
-Z. Team: Sure....
-All dB Characters: POKEMON SUXS! DIGIMON IS BETTER!
(From Northpaw)
-Krillin (to Bulma or ChiChi): Could you
help me to pick out some fade cream
or make up to hide these spots on my forehead? They're really scaring off
the chicks.
-Koola: What are we going to do tonight, Freeza?
-Freeza: Same thing we do every night, Koola, try to take over the universe!
(ala Pinky and the Brain)
-FUNimation spokesperson: Our DBZ trading cards are well translated and easy
to make sense of. (okay, maybe they _would_ say that, but they'd be lying)
*Piccolo, Gohan and Krillin watch as Goku powers up the Genki Dama in the
battle with Freeza*
-Gohan: Is it me, or does Freeza look a _lot_ like Mewtwo?
-Krillin: Now that you mention it, yeah he does...Hey, Piccolo, think you
can bean Freeza with this Pokeball from here?
-Piccolo: No Way! You kidding? I betcha Yamcha could, though.
-Gohan: You suck, Piccolo.
-Krillin: I knew we shoulda wished back Yamcha first.
(From wkirkpat925)
-Future Trunks:Yo mama!
-Vegeta:I want to try something new(looks at
baby Trunks)...Bulma! Wheres that purple
permanant hair dye!
-Boo:I'm allergic to sugar.
-Freezer:Well I for one personally like my
voice in America!
-Vegeta:What the HFIL is Saiyan pride?
-American DBZ Writers:Hell with the 'the
next diemension' idea!
-Vegeta:What kind of a psycho blows up races
and planets for amusment?!
-#16:Down with the rain forest!
-#18:Kurilin, you are sooooooooo hot!
-Dr. Gero:It's alive! It's alive!........ I
always wanted to say that.
-Future #17:I don't beleive in violence.
-#16:Kurilin, are these small green stripts
edible?
-Cell:Mr......Satan.......is.....too.....strong......*cough*
(From Akane)
-Vegeta:
Please!
-Goku: Chi-Chi, you b*tch!
-Oolong: Women's panties are the biggest turn off.
-Vegeta: *refering to Bulma* Come here, woman, and kiss my eternal dragon.
-Gohan: Shut up Piccolo. You're just jelous because Hiya-dragon doesn't
wan't to have sex with you.
(From
Mr. Cell)
-Piccolo:
"I should dye myself blue."
-Piccolo: "I should get a wig."
-Goku: "Do you like my grinning skull
tattoo?"
-Vegeta: "Vegeta the Saiyajin says,
'Only you can prevent forest fires!'"
-Mutenroshi: "I'm gay."
(From SaltyWolf4)
-Goku: Food, whats that?
-Vegeta: Kakarot?
-Goku: Yeah Veggie?
-Vegeta: *sniff* I want a baby.
-Turles: Damn! Im starting to lose my tan!
-Goten: *singing* Trojan Man!
-ChiChi: Goten shame on you!
*South Park*
-Mr. Popo: Everybody hates me.
-Kami: And what do you suppose that is?
-Mr. Popo: Because Im the son of the devil?
-Kami: Yeah, thats a good story, what else?
-Chiao-Tzu: Hidy Hooooooooow (Mr. Hanky)
-Krillin: What the hell do you know you fat, sweaty Mongoloid?
-Yajirobe: Dont call me fat butt-fu**er!
-Yamcha: Youre such a fat fu** Yajirobe, that when you go down the street people go GOD
DAMMIT! THAT IS A BIG, FAT FU**!
-Yajirobe: Hey!
*End of South Park*
-Gohan: Dad, what does the birds and the bees have to do with babies?
-Goku: Well son, the birds tweet and the bees buzz.
-Gohan: But what has that got to do with it?
-Goku: Uuuhh, go ask your mother.
-Veggie: Man, my tail itches.
-Trunks: But papa, you dont have a tail.
-Veggie: Oh, okay. I uuhh, forgot, yeah, thats it!
-King Vegeta: Vegeta, I am your father
-Chibi Vegeta: Fu** You! Its my turn to have the throne!
-Turles: GOD DAMMIT! WHERE THE HELL IS MY SUNTAN LOTION!
-Anybody: But Turles, Isnt your skin dark enough.
-Turles: SHUT UP!
-Paragus: Broli! Stop calling me Asparagus or Ill knock your head into the next dimension!
-Broli: Oh Yeah? Well thats payback for telling everybody on every single planet weve been
to that my real name was Broccoli!
-Chibi Vegeta: *singing* Oh I just cant wait, to be a king!
-Zarbon: Hey Freeza, check out the new Subaru Outback that I got.
-Jeice: Crocodile Dundee has always been my idol.
-Any Other Ginyu Member: So that explains the cheesy accent.
-Raditz: Im really super Saiyan 3! I just hate the color yellow so much, that I dyed it
black!
-Anybody: What about the eyebrows?
-Raditz: Those are fake STUPID! Cant you tell?
-Trunks: Momma had a chicken
-Bra: Momma had a cow
-Both dad was proud, he didnt care how!
-Goku: My name is NOT Goku, It is Kakarot!
-Goku: Gohan, I dont want you fighting anymore.
-ChiChi: Oh come on, let the boy have some fun.
-Goku: ChiChi you stay out of this! Im afraid Im not going to let Gohan play anymore until
he does his studies.
-Goku: ChiChi leave Gohan alone you nagging Bitch!
-Turles: Hey its not my fault that I put too much Miracle Grow on the miniature tree!
-Turles: *talking to the Tree of Might, helping it grow*
-Piccolo: *Trying out his new cereal* Yes kids, the new PickleOs! Little Os, with a touch
f pickle flavor! Just look for me, Piccolo, on the box. And for a limited time, in every
PickleOs cereal, you get your very own piccolo (the instrument) free! In specially marked
boxes! Buy and try the new Piccolos cereal today!
-Mr. Popo: *singing* Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Im going to eat some worms
-Trunks: No, I was NOT named after Dumbos nose.
-Goku: *Steve Urkel style* Did I do that? Hee hee hee hee! *snort* *snort* *snort*!
*Little Rascals*
-Trunks: Do you like pickles?
-Goten: My mom makes me eat them.
-Trunks: Really? I love pickles.
*Goten thinks for a moment*
-Goten: Ill give you a pickle for a nickel.
-Trunks: But all I got is two cents.
-Goten: Oh, thats okay.
*Goten and Trunks trade the pickle and two cents*
-Trunks: *starts singing* I got two pickles, I got two pickles, I got two pickles today,
hey hey! Do dee, doo dee doo two pickles, I got two pickles today, hey hey!
*End of Little Rascals*
-Budweiser frogs: Dra-gon-balls!
-Goku: I just love beanie babies!
-Vegeta: What are you talking about? They dont even make beanies of us!
-Goku: Oh, never mind then.
(From
Pants-san)
-Gohan:
Shake your bon-bon, shake you bon-bon...
(Goku begins dancing, Ricky Martin style)
-Chi-chi: OooooOOOooh....
-Goku: Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?
-Vegeta: Little bunny foo-foo, hopping through the forest.....
-Bunny Foo-foo: You wanna piece o' dis, be-otch?!
-Vegeta: ....gotta go.
-Yamcha: What? What the HELL are you saying? YOU think you're BETTER at BASEBALL then ME?!
...than ME?!!?!?!
-Ken Griffey, Jr.: Well, kind of.
-Yamcha: Ka...me...ha...
-K.G., Jr.: ....Gotta go.
-Zarbon: Oooh, which kind of Herbal Essences shampoo will I use today...
-Piccolo: Oooh, which kind of- *feels his head* ....d'oh....
-Master Roshi: Booyah! My mail-order bride finally came!
(From
bastardchild yugami)
-Gokou: Okay Vegiita, just, give me the candy and come down from the rafters...
-Vegiita: POCKY!!
-Vegiita: There can be only one...
-Gokou: Huh?
-Vegiita: Oh $hit! Did, I just say that out loud!
-Vegiita: What the hell do you mean, "your outta hairgel!?"
-Kuririn: Shhh, listen...do you smell something?
-Piccolo: Oh no! STOP THE BATTLE! ::everyone stops:: It's "Buffy" time!
-Piccolo:*sings* I'm just a love machine...
(From
SSJ177)
-Gohan to Cell: F*** you you motherf***er! Go to damn hell!
-Cell: M-my....F-feelings!!
-Gokou: Now where the hell did he learn that kind of damn language?
.......f***-diddly-s***
-Piccolo: I need hair.....
-Gokou: Dont we all?
-Brolly: Wonder how I keep my hair so sparkly? It's easy! Just add some.....some.....What
comes before r?
-Gokou: Huh?
-Brolly: Well!? What is it!? I was looking at cue cards the entire time!
-Gokou: Um.....pretty sure it's "plastic" Or...or....."pikachu"
-Brolly: NO! He's a Pokemaniac too!
-Gokou: Wanna trade a Nidoking for a Charizard!? Huh? Huh? Wanna play at toys r us for my
holographic Mewtwo!?
-Vegetto: I was told a pink marshmellow ran past here with the Stay Puft marshmellow Man?
Where is he?
-Gohan: How the hell should I know? Man, get outta here! I'm listening to Motzart!
-Vegetto: Hey! I thought we were in this Ban the Marshmellows thing TOGETHER, Gohan!
-Gohan: Go fuse with a donkey!
-Vegetto: *cries and runs off into the woods never to return*
-Vegeta: Trunks.....since you're becoming 10 in two days now.....I wanna tell you
about...love..
-Trunks: Teacher taught us already. Stick piece A through Slot B-
-Vegeta: QUIET!
-ChiChi: Gokou......I was told that you were misbehaving in driving class again?
-Gokou: I got mad and blew up my instructor! So what? The Kamehameha isn't THAT
powerful....AHHHH! SAVE YOURSELF, GOHAN!
-Gohan: Videl........this just isn't working out...Bulma's so hot and...
-Videl: I got implants
-Gohan: To hell with Bulma!
-Trunks: The chicks love me. Sorry, dad
-Vegeta: WHY!? I thought I was the Super Saiyan stud!
-Trunks: Oh my god, HE'S GAY! I'm so ashamed!
-Piccolo: Gokou, you want that ice cream cone now?
-Trunks: Goten...face it....you're never gonna get the ladies
-Goten: But....I.....
-Trunks: teacher taught us some advise that one day you had the chicken pox.....Just stick
piece A into Slot B-
-Vegeta: QUIET!
-Trunks: DAD!? But you went off to Tibet to become a monk 15 years ago
-Gokou: hey everyone....this is gokou........uh....cue card? Hello? CUE CARD!?
-Zarbon: Mmmm....now's my chance...GOKOU! Freeza left me! Blow his ass off and LOVE ME!
-Gokou: AHHHHHHHH! GOHAN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YET AGAIN!
-Gohan: No can do! I'm stuck to the potato chip stain again!
(From
Trunks)
-Goku:
Roshi? Where's your Hentai magazines? I wanna see!
-Roshi: Sorry, Goku. I threw them away. They suddenly disgust me!
-Goku: Awww man!
(From
Lunaz)
eta:~With
Tears in eyes~"Why?,This is such a cruel world,Everyone is always picking on him, I
can still hear their voices:Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids, I mean .. why couldnt they
just give the poor bunny some Trix?"
-Vegeta:"Hey Bulma... does this Dress make me look fat.. I mean i dont think red is
my color!"
(Vegeta and Bulma walking in Pet store together) -Vegeta: "Oh bulma can we pretty
please get the cute little bunny..pretty pwease..wook at duh cute wittle bun bun..cute
wittle bun bun..hehehehehe"
-Goku"Ugh, Vegeta Gimme a break"
-Vegeta"Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a peice of that Kit-Kat Bar, That
chocolatly taste gonna make your day, and everywhere you go you hear the people
say..."
-Goku(annoyed):"Vegeta ..... Shut Up!!"
-Vegeta(Gasps)"You hurt my wittle feelings..iam gonna tell your mommy what you did!!
...you bad wittle boy!!!!"
-Vegeta running around in pink little underwear-"But mommy ... I dont want to go to
school today....I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!"
-Vegeta -"Ok Bulma I will give you till the count of 3 to get on that bed
And........... DO THE HOKEY POKEY WITH ME ..YAY!!!"
-Piccolo:*Talks in sleep* "Iam a strong and confident woman"
-Vegeta*In a Luke Skywalker costume holding up sword and acting brave* "No need to
worry little lady .. I will find Darth Vader ... and Set you free!!!"
-Bulma:*Has Eyes closed*"Umm.....Mister Brave....You want to put some pants and
underwear on"
-Vegeta*Wearing nothing but a diaper and holding a blanket* "But Bulma I still dont
understand why you want a divorce??!!"
-Piccolo*Spying on Bulma undressing* "Oooooh yeah thats it ....come on ..come
on...take it off"
-Future Trunks: "Bulma in the future when you have kids..please when one of them
accidentally gets a girl named Pan pregnant...."
-(Vegeta Lying on a bed next to a docters desk)-Vegeta(Talking to Docter) "and..when
I was five...I got hit in the head with a wooden swing..*Tears start to poor out of his
eyes* all the kids started to laugh and point at me..."
-(Goku,Piccolo,Vegeta and Future Trunks all sitting on a couch)"Ok ok its my
turn...." *Piccolo walking like a sexy lady*
-Vegeta:"PRETTY WOMAN!!!!"
-Goku:"God..That woman who plays that pretty woman girl is soo gay..now her
boyfriend...."
-Vegeta:" Iam Sorry ... I really am ..But that is what they all are saying about
you!"
-Freeza:"Iam so embarrassed....How could anyone think Iam not Gay??"
-*Vegeta and Goku in a small little girls room playing with Barbie dolls*
-Vegeta:*Talking in a girls voice* "Ok ken...I wanna go to the mall...i want to get
lots of purfume and makup!"
-Goku: *Talking in a deep mans voice* "Ok Barbie ..but right after I Go ask this guy
if he will go out with me!"
-*Goku trying to do sit-ups and Bulma at his feet holding them down* -Goku:"I cant..I
just cant do anymore.."
-Bulma:"Ugh.... If you do 5 more ..i will flash ya"
-Goku:*Trying very hard to do more* "One....T..w..w.o.... two and a half....two and
three quarters....Accckk..*Collapses,Breathing hard*... ok ..just show me one of
them!"
*Goku,Vegeta and Piccolo at a store picking out costumes*
-Vegeta:" NO! I wanna be the ballerina!!"
-Vegeta:"Bulma gimme a big smooch right here on the cheek for good luck!"
-Vegeta: *Freaking out* "I CANT BELIVE IT!!!! SOMEONE PUT HAIR REMOVER IN MY HAIR
GEL!! NO ONE WILL REST UNTILL I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!!!"
-Piccolo: *Sniffles* "I love those green turtles..they are my heroes!!
COWABUNGA!!"
-Vegeta:"GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!"
-Gohan:"I HAVE DONE IT!!!! I HAVE COUNTED ALL OF MY FINGERS AND TOES!! I AM A
GENIUS!!"
(From
Trunks Girl a.k.a. Krys)
-Kurillin: I confess. I was in the Wizard of Oz.
-Vegeta *to Bulma*: You are my fire, the one desire.....
-Vegeta: How do you like my new pink tutu, Kakarotto?
-Goku: It's pretty Vegeta! Where'd you get it?
-Vegeta: Can't you believe it? I got it at Ross for 3.00!
-Vegeta: Excuse me, sir, do you have this dress in pink?
-Bulma: YOU'RE WHAT??????
-Vegeta: Don't get mad at me Bulma....*scared to death*
-Bulma: You mean to tell me that you're taking sensitivity classes with Goku? And that
you're gonna marry Goku next week? *laughs*
-Vegeta: What the hell is funny about that? I'm serious!
(From
babyjami)
-Gokou
and Vegita (fusing together, singing): "Coz tonight, is the niight.. when 2 become
oneee..."
-Vegita: "AHH!! A SPIDER!! SOMEBODY KILL IT!!" *runs away in panic*
-Vegita: "Damnit it's stuck hard.. Bulma, could you open this darn bottle of jam for
me?"
-Piccolo (standing with one hand on his hip, the other hand out in front of him):
"Oh! Oh, my gosh, would you like at that? I broke a nail! Now what am I supposed to
do??"
-Piccolo: "I hate water."
(From AB)
-
Goku: Hey, Vegeta, where'd you get that kickin' "Badman" shirt??
- Vegeta: Like it? It was in a JC Penney's catalog, believe it or not!
- Trunks: No shit? You gotta give us the order number, man!
- Krillin: I will not fear, fear is the mind killer...
- Chichi, Bulma, Goku & Vegeta: One more bored lesbian wives/gay husbands crack and
it's DYIN' TIME TONIGHT! Got that, you hentai sickos??
- Freeza: Oh, "In & Out"? I just LOVE that movie! Kevin Kline is an absolute
DREAM! Why do you ask?
- NA Fans: Uh, no reason, no reason at all... (innocent whistling)
- Trunks: (after cutting up King Cold's foot soldiers) As you can see, the Ginsu Blade
isn't even scratched after all that use! And it's guaranteed to continue working for at
least ONE MILLION cuts without
tarnishing, or your money back!
- Cyborg Freeza: Oh, WOW! That's SO COOL! Dad, let's get one!
- King Cold: Hmmm, I dunno... we've got some pretty good knives at home.
- Trunks: What you need is a further demonstration of the Ginsu Blade's ability. Your son,
there, what's he made out of?
- King Cold: The parts of him that we couldn't salvage were fashioned from a meteoric
metal I don't believe humans have a word for. Suffice to say, it's harder even than
adamantium. Why? You don't mean to say that that blade can cut through it, do you?
- Trunks: I do and I mean to prove it! Mister, ah, Freeza, was it? If you'll just come up
here, I'll demonstrate. (flies up, Freeza follows him, Trunks cuts him into pieces)
- Cyborg Freeza: Wow... the cuts... are... so clean... (dies)
- King Cold: Impressive! Come down here, young man, I think we can make a deal!
- Trunks: (flies down) You won't be disappointed, sir! Here, hold the blade while I write
up a receipt. Will this be cash?
- King Cold: I am royalty! We NEVER pay. (swings sword) FOR ANYTHING!
- Trunks: (deftly catches it with one hand) What a shame. And I was going to throw in this
specially resistant skin-colored glove, too, since you were such a sport. I'll just have
to repossess. (blasts King
Cold, then his ship) Nobody cons me, boy. I'm the best damn knife salesman in the
universe.
- Trunks: Say, honey?
- #18: Yes?
- Trunks: Do you ever wonder how things would have been different if you hadn't married
me? If Krillin had proposed first?
- #18: I... used to. About a week ago I went to Orin Temple to ask him the same question,
and he laughed and told me not to worry about it. He said that he'd passed through his
regrets, that his place had always been at the Temple and anything else would be denying
his destiny.
- Trunks: Wow. That's pretty deep.
- #18: Yeah. How about you? What do you think would be different?
- Trunks: Uh, I don't know. You'd think I'd be pretty well versed on alternate history
(chuckles), but I don't know. I guess I never would have gotten over my nerves, and just
would have stayed a bachelor all my life.
- #18: A damn good-looking bachelor. (laughs)
- Trunks: Heh. Yeah.
- Alex: Man, how I wish. Seriously. I'm almost as bad as Meri is about Trunks about this.
Except I don't have a website.
- Trunks: So, you're writing this, why didn't you have 18 and you married?
- Alex: Well... I guess I just didn't feel worthy enough. Y'know?
- #18: Yeah, I guess you're right.
- Alex: (sweatdrop) Jeez, you didn't have to agree so fast.
- Trunks: He's right, that was pretty harsh, honey.
- #18: Well, he said it first!
Sing-along time!
- Cyborg Freeza: The time has come at last, to throw away my mask so everyone can see my
true identity! (rips face off, revealing gore and circuitry) I'm KILROY! KILROY! KILROY!
(falls to ground) Kilroy... (dies) [Styx, Mr. Roboto]
- Vegetto/Gogeta/Gotenks: Just the two of us... we can make it if we try, just the two of
us, you and I. [Will Smith, I forget who before him though]
- Mr. Satan: I am the cult of, I am the cult of, I am the cult of: PER SON AL I TY! [Heck,
I have no clue]
- Vegeta: Gonna dress you up in my love.
- Chibi Trunks & Goten: All over, all over.
- Perfect Cell: Gonna dress you up in my love.
- Goku, Gohan & Bulma: All over your body.
- Bulma: All over your body... [following a trend...]
- Chichi: I'm a bitch
- Videl: I'm a lover
- Chibi Trunks: I'm a child
- Bulma: I'm a mother
- Vegeta: I'm a sinner
- Goku: I'm a saint
- Freeza: I do not feel ashamed [version one]
- Chichi: I'm a bitch
- Marron: I'm a tease
- #18: I'm a goddess on my knees
- Dende: When you hurt, when you suffer
- Shenlon: I'm your angel undercover
- Kami: I am up (?)
- Krillin: I'm revived
- King Kai: Can't say I'm not alive
- All: You know you wouldn't want it any other way [version two]
- Gohan: Big puffy Kinto'un in the sky
- Piccolo: Please drop us off as we fly by
- Krillin: We're an american band
- All 3: And everything starts rocking outta control...when we hit Japan! [POTUSA, except
th' Kinto'un bit of course]
- Mr. Buu: I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, TOO MUCH! [Dave Matthews
Band]
- Piccolo: Sing us a song, you're the piano man, sing us a song tonight, for we're all in
the mood for a melody, and you've got us feeling all right... [Billy Joel]
- Yamcha: Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who knows that I am the one
[Micheal Jackson]
- Brolly: Three, oh, it's the magic number... [Schoolhouse Rock]
- Gohan: And it'll happen once again, I'll turn to a friend, someone who understands, sees
through the master plan, but everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to take
this on my own, well I guess this is growing up [Blink 182, Dammit]
- Tien: I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life [heh, guess
who?]
- Majin Buu: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you, make a
little birdhouse in your soul [They Might Be Giants!]
- Krillin: The beautiful people, the beautiful people, it's all anatomic as the size of
your steeple. Ca-pit-a-lism, has made it this way, old-fashioned facism will TAKE IT AWAY!
[Marilyn Manson]
(From
ErthGirl99)
-*Goku is galloping through the woods pretending he is on a horse dressed as King Arthur.
Krillin follows him making horse galloping noises with cocunuts. They see -Frieza, dressed
as the Black Night ahead of them*
-Goku: Hey pal! *keeps skipping back*
-Frieza: No one shall pass!
-Krillin: Let's turn back.
-Goku: No! *tries to pass, but Frieza slashes his sword infront of Goku*
-Frieza: No one shall pass!
-Goku: Fine! *Goku and Frieza start fighting. Goku cuts off Frieza's arm.*
-Frieza: Gasp!
-Goku: Now step aside...
-Frieza: I can still fight! *Fight starts again and Goku cuts off Frieza's other arm*
-Goku: You can't fight now. We will call it a draw.
-Frieza: Tis' a small wound. C'mon, let's fight chicken. *starts kicking Goku*
-Goku: SHUT UP ALREADY! *cuts off Frieza's legs and kicks him in the nuts. Krillin and he
walk off*
-Frieza: Come back and fight like a man! Haha!! (aka Monty Python's Search for the Holy
Grail)
-Kermit the Frog: Hello, this is Kermit the Frog reporting from Kame House. Here are my
new co-anchors Piccolo and Dende.
-Both: Hi!!
-ChiChi: Hey everyone! I found my long lost sisters: CereCere, ParaPara, JunJun, and
VesVes!
-Marron(Krillin's ex-girlfriend.): Everyone in Satan City is asking: Who is Mr. Pita?
-Piccolo: I don't eat or give a flying f*ck!
-Mr. Satan: No idea, but he is surely can't fight as well as me.
-Vegeta: Get away from me, you slutty b*tch!
-Goku: *looks down at his chicken salad sandwich in pita bread and sniffs* I just at him.
ChiChi, I killed Mr. Pita!
-*It is Christmas time! Master Roschi decides to get a job to pay the bills*
-Santa Roschi: Hohoho! Who is next?
-ChibiUsa(Rini): *jumps on his lap*
-Santa Roschi: And what do you want for Christmas little girl?
-ChibiUsa(Rini) I want you to resurrect my friend Hotaru who killed herself to save the
world.
-Santa Roschi: Um, ugh. Sorry, can't do that!
-ChibiUsa(Rini): WHAT! *kicks him, jumps off, and gives him the finger*
-Santa Roschi: Brat! Next! *Bra comes on his lap shyly* Why hello, little girl. What do
you want for Christmas?
-Bra: Barbies, a dolly, a book with a doggie, my own doggie...*goes on for an hour*
-Santa Roschi: Okay, that's enough. Does your mommy want to sit on my lap?
-Bra: Pervert! *punches Roschi and runs off crying*
-Frieza: *gets on Santa Roschi's lap* Hiya, Santa.
-Santa Roschi: Aren't you a little too old for this?
-Frieza: Oh Santa Roschi! All I have ever wanted to be was a real boy!
-Santa Roschi: *sighs* This is going to be a long day.
-Vegeta: *Running around in dress up clothes* I am a pretty pretty princess!
-Bulma: VEGETA!
-Bra: Mommy, Daddy won't let me were the Hello Kitty Skirt!
-Bulma: Vegeta, how many times do I have to tell you to share! Up to your room right now,
mister!
-Trunks: Umm, why do I look like Dr. Tomoe? ((Dr.Tomoe is Sailor Saturn's father))
-Piccolo: *Dressed up like a flower in a ballet recital* I am Princess Posey!!! Hehe!
-Goku: *the same* I am Lady Lilac!
-Krillin: *ditto* I am Duchess Daisy!
-Vegeta: *walks out in his normal clothes with flower petals around his head* I am
Primrose Pixie...and I don't remember how I was put up to this.
-Dr. Briefs: I like Ike!
-Goku: I like Ike!
-DBZ cast: WE ALL LIKE IKE! ((aka an old Dwight D. Eisenhower campaign thing))
-Vegeta: Don't snap the spadex, dammit!
-Bulma: *her wig blows off*
-Goku: Now I remember when you went for that Sinead O'Connor look!
-Mrs. Briefs: I am the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe, don't you know!
-Mr. Satan and Yajirobee: *singing* We are quicker than the ray of light!
-Frieza: *singing* Please don't talk to the lifeguard! Please don't talk to the lifeguard!
Says the sign where I go to swim. How can I get to know him! How can I get to show him
that I am so much in love with him! ((This is a real song))
-Puar: I like chicken!
-Oolong: I like liver!
-Artemis, Korin, Diana, Puar, and Luna: Meow mix, Meow mix, please deliver.
-Luna: *looks at Oolong* Wait...you aren't a cat? Yuck!
-Vegeta: *looking through a Victoria's Secret's catalouge in the bathroom* I didn't know
Bulma modeled!
-Gohan: Hey, Piccolo wanna go catch a movie?
-Piccolo: Sorry, gotta go sharpen my teeth.
-Michiru: Haruka, where are you?
-*sees Haruka kissing Bulma*
-Michiru: *transforms into Sailor Neptune and beats up Bulma*
-Cell: There is really one thing that I really fear...*looks around and whispers* Furbies.
-Kaiosama: No one likes me. Everybody hates me! Guess I'll go eat worms.
-DBZ cast: Not a bad idea! How right you are!
-Kaiosama: Not funny! WAHHH!
-Bulma: Vegeta, I am pregent with 4 kids.
-Vegeta: Yippie skippie! *jumps up and down with happiness*
-Bubbles: *talks in an British professor voice* I am not a dumb monkey.
(From
Lydja-chan)
-Gohan: Comon Piccolo...just one more
-Piccolo: No!
-Gohan: but..need more...going...into...withdraw...
(curls into the fetal position)
-Piccolo: Don't you see Gohan, this vicous cycle of addiction has to stop!
-Gohan: (rocking back and forth) ... need Pez need Pez gotta have Pez...
-Yamcha: Man, what a kegger. Talkabout a hangover.
(hears someone in the bathroom) Huh?!?!
-Piccolo: (walks in with a toothbrush in his mouth and tying the belt on a fuzzy pink
robe) Morning
sweetheart, used your toothbrush hope you don't mind. And look what I found in the
back of the closet.
Doesn't it look just adorable on me. (twirls around then goes back to brushing his teeth)
-Yamcha: (faints)
-Goku: (peaks out from behind the bathroom door) Did he fall for it?
-Piccolo: Yup. That'll teach him to puke on me. Make sure you grab his wallet on the way
out, he's paying
the dry-cleaning bill.
-Goku: kay, Oh and Piccolo... CHEEZ!! (snaps a picture)
-Piccolo: AHHHHH!!! (chases after Goku)
-Krillen: (hops into his bed with the lights out...after a few mintues) Hey 18 that
tickles... WOH... I got ya...
(Later... 18, in the hallway, walks by the door and hears noises coming from inside.)
-18:(opens door and flicks on lights) KRILLEN!!!!
-Krillen: 18?!?! Then who?? (flips back covers)
-Krillen & 18: AHHHH!!!!
-7 of 9: (after an extended stay in sick bay) Personal log, stardate 063195- Short bald
males are sufficient
in bed but preliminary study must be done regarding the temperment and power output
capabilities of their
cyborg mates.
-Vegeta: Mrs. Son, throw this wretched creature back into the gutter.
-Bulma: Awwhh... I'm a good girl I am. I've come for lessons I ave. Got me own money to
pay for im too. I know what's fair, I do.
-Goku: What say you old man. You did claim that you could teach anyone to wear spandex.
-Vegeta: By jove Kakkarot I'll take that bet. Mrs. Son take her upstairs- strip off those
rags and burn them.
-Bulma: Awwowh!! Taint right. Don't let him do this to me mum. I'm a good girl I am.
-Chichi: Really Mr. Vegeta. The girl must know what is to be expected.
-Vegeta: Very well, Mrs. Briefs, for the next three months you will live, eat, and breath
in spandex. You
will work out every day to look your best in spandex. At the end of that time you
will go to California and
if you measure up you will get a nice job as an arobics teacher. However if you are
naughty you will
be tossed back in the streets on your flabby butt, and will be the most ungratifull woman
on this plant.
ALA- My Fair Lady
-Barbra Walters: First we knew him as Vegeta, then Prince Vegeta then Prince. Next
became The Saiyan
formaly known as Price. Now he is simply refered to as The Saiyan. No matter his
name, he is one of the most facinating aliens of 1999.
(From
goku)
-Tien: What do you think of my "4th eye" Chaotzu?
-Vegeta: A tattoo and a few piercings would go great with this haircut.
-Goku: No Chi Chi, the barber didn't screw up again!
-Buu: I'm gonna be the one on TV, lookin all buff..BEEFCAKE..BEEFCAKE!
-Gohan: When I walk in I'm going to drop you with a Stone Cold Saiya-Jin Stunner..and
that's the bottom line!
-Vegeta: This Hitler guy kicked serious ass!
-Trunks: The purple hair is just an expression of myself!
-Krillin: No you can't use me for a bowling ball!
-King Kai: Kaioken...might sell well bottled...
-Goku: Jeeze..all this energy flaring up around me is gonna give me a bad sunburn.
-Piccolo: I did not engage is sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky!
-Kami: Why did they make my head look like a beehive?
-Master Roshi: No, I did not enjoy gazing at and drooling over Bulma's genitalia.
(From Otaku Girl)
-Meri
or Myself- Trunks is gay
-(Vegeta an #18 are in bed, doing well....)
-Vegeta- Juu-chan
-#18- Veggie
-Vegeta- Juu-chan
-#18- Veggie....
-(based on an earlier one by someone I do not remember)
Kurirn(To Bulma, at Vegeta's funeral)- he called you Yamucha again, didn't he?
-Vegeta or Piccolo- Spiffy!
-Vegeta- Macho, macho man, I gotta be a macho man
-Gokou- Nacho, nacho man, I gotta be a nacho man
-Vegeta- Macho man?! I wanna be a ballerina!
-Trunks- I wanna be just like my father
-Kamesennin- :::rides the Kintoun:::
-Gokou-@#$!?^^(%)@!#$$%%&*#&%*(!!!
-Bulma- the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
-Chichi- no wonder the only man you could get was Vegeta!
-Japanese characters (to Vegeta)- Vegetable Head!!
-Trunks- Hey, what's your favorite anime?
-Vegeta- Sailor Moon, it's so cool and I love Neo Queen Serenity's dress. I'm in love with
Usagi.
-Piccolo- I like Ranma, it's hilarious!
-Gokou- I like Dragonball, cause I'm in it.
-Kuririn- Uhhh....Armitage, definitely. She's hot-
-Trunks- Well, I like Slayers, cause well, it's Slayers. Do I have to give a reason?
-Vegeta-:::Starts singing "Give a Reason":::
-Vegeta-:::reading this list::: Heh...HaHAHAAAA- That was good!
::: looks at next one::: WHAT?! Me and Kakarotto, LOVERS?! Why that....
-Vegeta- :::confessing his sins:::
(From Pants-San)
-Dr.
Briefs (in Eastern European accent): Bulma! Get out of my a laBORatory!
-Vegeta:
Well, I guess it's time to get to work... *puts on purple feathered hat*
-Trunks: Well, I guess it's time to get to work... *puts on very short mini skirt and
tight blouse*
-Goku: Ka....me...ha..........uh..........ha..........ummm......DAMMIT!
-Piccolo: Time for some bitchin' music!
-Kami: I'm gonna bust a move! *begins break dancing*
-Gohan (in Iria-like voice): I really need to take a shower...
-Puar: I'm gonna beat yo' ass, Yamcha!
-Yamcha: Holy sh-
-Krillin: RENZOKUKEN! *whips out a gunblade*
-Rest of Z-Team: Uhhh....
-Trunks: Cooool.
(From Queen Sumire)
-Goku
at the checkout station: Don't worry, I'll be back! (in terminator voice)
-Gohan, Krillin, Bulma, and Goku getting ready to go into space to face off with Furieza:
Go Galactic! (PRLG)
-Gohan and MiraiTrunks: It's time to morph into Super Saiyajin... Super Saiyajin Star
Power... MAKE UP!!!
-Piccolo: It's not my fault I'm green! My mom married the Jolly Green Giant, ok?!
-Gohan: Man, I knew I should have rubbed Krillin's head before I took that test!
-Vejita: Miracle grow worked for me! Now I'm nice and tall! Heehee!
-Krillin: Shut up!!
(From
Allegra)
-Any Sayjin to barber: What about a crew cut this time.
-Vegeta or Goku to Bulma: What do you call that lovely hair color we want to try some.
-Vegeta: I think I'll give up fighting and learn to play the flute
-Goku: Lets all go to DEB these clothes are ridiculous
-Goku: free food, no thanks
-Shenlon: Screw you guys I am going back to sleep, go bug the d@#n genie he will give you
three wishes and you only need to find one F#$%ing lamp not seven dragon balls.
-Vegita singing: And peace on Earth good will to men
-Goku: Come on Vegita lets go fight some villains
-Vegeta: Not right now can't you see what time it is
-Goku: What Barney is coming on push over on the couch I can't miss this
<Both sit on the couch and start singing I love you, you love me....>
(From
1137oeth)
-Freeza: "I really feel masculine today. It is just to bad that I act, look like, and
sound like a woman. Not even changing a few times can change me now."
(From GreatWhite79)
-Oolong-PLAYBOY should be banned
-Kurilin-I'm joining the NBA
(From krillin2000)
*Gokou mows lawn and hits something* Oops, sorry Piccolo-your bottom half will grow back.
-Freezer: Just because my genitals were blasted off in a freak accident doesn't mean I'm
female!
-Tenshinhan: I'm seeing triple.
-Gokou to all female characters: You only need two of my balls to make any wish you want!
-Dr. Brown (Back to the Future): Trunks, we must go back in time to stop the androids and
reunite your parents at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance!!
-Trunks: We don't need plutonium. I can supply the 1.21 jiggawatts of power! *charges to
Super Saiyan*
After the Raditz battle
-*Krillin scalps Raditz*:You won't be needing this!!
-Vegeta: Maybe it's about time I settled down and started working on that novel I've been
wanting to do. After all, that Kakkarot jealousy thing is getting a bit old.
-Dodoria: Ever since that accident at the bubble gum factory, my life hasn't been the same
since.
-Manager of Mcdonald's: Hmm, let's see... You saved the planet Earth from the destruction
of Piccolo and Vegeta, you've fought numerous super villains and you won the 23rd
Tenkaichi Budokai. What I want to know is can you flip a burger?
-Gokou: It displeases me that you underestimate my managerial potential. I have you know
that in addition to my expansive knowledge of the martial arts, I also have a Ph.D. in
computer engineering. So excuse me as I seek my pursuit for an occupation elsewhere.
-*Gohan watches porno*: Oh no, It can't be!! *Piccolo's on screen with Bulma, Chi chi, and
#18 while Funimation music plays in background*
-Krillin to Gokou: Look at the size of this booger!!
(From 0199schroeder)
-Vegeta: "I don't need anybody else, cause when I think of Bulma I touch
myself."
(From
Super_Saiyajin_Vegeta)
-Vegeta-Hi kids!
-Goten and Trunks- Hi Uncle Bill!
-Vegeta-Listen, I've got a surprise for you two...
-Goten-Chocolate cake?
-Trunks-With marshmellows?
-Vegeta-No, this surprise is about my nose. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to get myself a
nose ring.
-Trunks and Goten- **Stunned silence** (ala Nick-at-Night commercial)
-Vegeta- Hey Bulma, I have an idea. Let's switch jobs. I can be the smart, witty, bad
tempered, hair color changing person, and you can be the freak with a receding
hair-line...
-Gohan- Dad, I have to say one thing after all these years together. BEER ME!!!
-Piccolo- Bud
-Dende-Wise
-Guru-Er
-Piccolo-Bud
-Dende-Wise
-Guru-Er
-King Cold-**Blasts Guru** Coors
-Vegeta-**holding up 2 fingers** Peace man.
-Vegeta- My son fused with my toughest competitor's son. Now is that depressing or what?
-Kuririn-Propecia! It worked for me, it'll work for you!! **cheesey grin**
-Background voices- Poooopecia!
-Kakkarot-**Relating his past life** And then when I was 10 I got contact from a lady-man
alien saying that I'll fight him one day and so I says to him, I says...
-Bulma- Oh shut up and kiss me!!
-Kakkarot- That's right!!!! How did you know??
-Bulma- Ummmmm.... Forget it.
-Chi Chi- I'm just mad about Saffron
-Kuririn- She's just mad about me
-Marron- I'm just mad about Saffron
-Cell-An' she's just mad about me
-Everybody- They call me mellow yellow..... They call me mellow yellow....
-Marron- Trunks, what time is it?
-Trunks- Why Marron, it's time to play "What's in my Pants?"
-Freiza- **Leans closer to the T.V.** Oh, I love this show!!!
-Pan-I'm off to join a band savage of circus clowns!! **Walks out the door**
-Gohan and Videl- Just be back before 10...
-Puar- Ooooh, I am the strongest in DBZ!! No one can beat meeeeeee!!
'Cause I'm the strongest, stronger than anyone, strongest in Dragon Ball Z!!!!
-Vegeta- Think you can back those words up, kitty-cat?
-Puar-HAAAAAAIIII- YA!!!! **slams Vegeta in the gut** HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES??!!!!
-Vegeta-**Doubles over and falls down**
-Baby Trunks-**Looking up at Vegeta** Sssshhh...sssshh...
-Bulma- He's going to say his first words!!!
-Baby Trunks- Sssshh...sssshhh
-Bulma- What do you want to say, honey?
-Baby Trunks- SHOVE IT!!!
-Vegeta- **Grinning** That's my son!!
On a Dating Show....
-Bulma- Bachleor #1, I like looooong strolls in the moonlight. What do you enjoy?
-Kuririn- Well, I get turned on by making animal noises.
-Bulma-Oooookay... Bachleor #2, If I gave you $20, what would you spend it on?
-Dr. Briefs- I'd buy a rabid pit bull!!!!
-Bulma- Why?
-Dr. Briefs- 'Cause I get turned on by danger!!!
-Bulma- Ooookay then.... Bachleor #3, what turns you on?
-Vegeta- BULMA??!!!!
-**Cat on Dr. Briefs shoulder**- You know, I'm really just getting sick of this silent
role.
(From Emily)
-Bulma:"Yeah well just cause my name is on my shirt doesnt mean I forget it ALL the
time......."
-Goku: "Ok Gohan, its time to play.. King of the Flying Nimbus"
-Gohan: "I want cherrys in my Bud-Light dad!
-Goku- "ChiChi, Gohan and I are going of to a distant planet to fight an ugly guy who
wants to be a girl so we can all live happly ever after in this wondeful word of peace,
O.K?
-ChiChi- "Whatever, just be sure to leave a couple of brewskies out for me while im
watching wrestling!"
-Vegeta: "I always wanted to see my daddy agian. <starts to cry..>I miss him
alot and i WANT HIM BBAACCKKK.. huhhhuhuuuhhuhu!
-Bulma: "Vegeta dear, would you please take this glass over to Chichi and ask her if
we can borrow some milk please?
-Vegeta: "Why yes dear! Anything to help my beatufil human (which i adore..) wife,
infact i'll get over there as soon as possible, just for you!"
(From
Pants-san)
-Goten - Screw you, dad!
-Trunks - I'm a Saiyan-jin girl, in a Saiyan-jin world...
-Vegeta - I hope no one notices my comb-over...
-Trunks - Hey, can someone help me find my clown shoes and rubber nose?
-Piccolo - Ooh, nail, that feels gooood....
-Goku - I'm just mad about Chi-chi, Chi-Chi's mad about me.. They call me Super Saiya-jin
-Gohan - School bites, I'm gonna become a PRO WRESTLER! WOOO!!!
-King Cold - Well, son, it's like this. You're a wuss. Plain and simple.
(From glcfamily)
::In a movie theater::
-Bond- The name's Bond, James Bond.
::Later at Goku's home::
-Goku- The name's.... uh..... Chi Chi, what's my last name?
-Piccolo- Maybe I should open up a "Slice off Body Parts" booth at the fair.
It'd let people get rid of pent up frustration
-Krillin- Hmm... the hedges need trimming.... Destructo Disk!
-TV Announcer- Yaumcha has become the new MVP!
-Goku- Leggo my Eggo!
-Gohan- Uh... no.
-Goku- Kamehame...
-Gohan- Here! Take it!
::In the space ship to Namek::
-Goku- Beer? Who put this in here? Finally, something better than those freakin' sports
drinks! ::Chugs it down::
::Later, when Goku is spinning upside down from the ceiling::
-Goku- Ug... urkk...... ::Spews in midair and spins repeatedly through it::
::Gohan knocks on his parent's bedroom door::
-Goku- Go away! We're... uh..... sparring!
-Gohan- Let me watch!
::Opens the door::
-Gohan- AHHH!!!!!
-Piccolo- Okay, I'm in for a game. Anyone got dice?
::Everyone stares at Krillin's head::
-King Kai- If Goku uses the Kaioken to much, it might destroy him!
-Goku- Kaioken times 50!!! *BOOM*
::At Master Roshi's House:
-Goku- ::In the bathroom:: - Ka... Me... Ha... Me...
-Roshi- What's with him?
-Gohan- Heh..... I slipped him some Ex-Lax.
-Nappa- Vegita, are you having a bad hair day?
-Vegita- Actually, I thought it was a GOOD hair day!
-Freeza- Okay, that'll be 5 million credits. Thank you for using Freeza's Planet Cleaners!
Come again!
::Back when Freeza killed all the Sayains and Planet Vegeta::
-Goku's Dad- Maybe we should actually move out of the way...
-Freeza- Oh no, my soaps are almost on! Gotta hurry up! ::Shoots a Energy blast through
Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo's heart:: I'm done!
::After the water covers Namek::
-Goku- Ally to good! Nightmare to... uhh...
::Vegeta's dead body floats by::
-Goku- Now that's just creepy.....
::After Krillin is blown up::
-Goku- You idiot! He was my only source for porn!
::When Freeza "shed" his shell::
-Krillin- ACK! We need some censor bars over here.....
-Jeice- To protect the world from devestation!
-Burter- To unite all peoples within our nation!
-Guildo- To denounce the evils of truth and love!
-Ginyu- To extend our reach to the stars above!
-Recoome- That's right!
-Recoome- Hah hah! We were actually in a video game!
-Ginyu- Yeah!
-Jeice- Guys, just shut up!
-Guildo- It was just the Genesis anyway!
-Goku- Yes! I won!
-Voice- Game Over: The User Wins!
-Bob- Awww... sh#t! I new I shoulda ReBooted as Vegetto! Frickin' little Enzo just had to
be Cell....
-Dende- ::Singing:: Oh my, my, this here Nameckian guy.... Piccolo merged with nail and
took on this guy.....
-Dende- ReBoot!
-Piccolo- All Nameks stand in line if you wanna beat Freeza! All you gotta do is let me
merge with you!
-Piccolo- Nail and Kami, rents due.
-Krillin- Dude! What smells so good?!?!?!?!?!
-Krillin- It's comin' right for us!
-Gohan- Oh my gosh! You killed Krillin!
-Goku- You b@$t@rd!
-Mr. Satan- No! my number is not (666) 666-6666! Geez... my parents were idiots.
-Mr. Satan- No Goku, you take all the credit....
-Goku- ::Speaking like Darth Vader::
-Gohan.... I am your father...
-Gohan- No duh Sherlock!
-Captain Ginyu- I hope you're both waring clean underwear....
-Gohan- I am!
-Krillin- Yep, me too!
-Goku- Uhh....
-Master Roshi- Maybe I should take off these glasses.
-King Kai- Now the Ginyu Force is in HFIL.
-Tien- HFIL?
-Yaumcha- What's next, EUDK?
-Chaoutzu- EUDK?
-Tien- Think about it. Move the E and D one letter...
-Chaoutzu- Oh, I get it.... FU
-King Kai- Fudgecicles?
-Yajirobe- Screw you guys, I'm going home...
-Bulma- Chi Chi, I... am... uhh.... attracted... to you....
-Vegita- Holy sh*t!
-Bulma- I'm sorry Vegita...
-Vegita- No, this rocks!
::Before Gohan's born::
-Goku- Uhh.... Chi Chi... reading this article... apparently using Kamehamehas DON'T make
you sterile, like we thought.
-Chi Chi- What?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!??!
-Chi Chi- You failed driving lessons! You've failed cooking lessons! Are you gonna fail
Math lessons next Goku?
-Goku- Hey Gohan, can I borrow your car?
-Gohan- You can't drive!
(From rds9674)
-Dodoria - "Why aren't I on ESPN's '50 Greatest Athletes' list?"
-Yajirobi (singing) - "Come sail away,
Come sail away,
Come sail away with me, lads...."
-Bulma - "You're terminated, f***er!"
-Vegeta - "Bulma, never EVER invite that Serena to our house for Thanksgiving dinner
again! That meatball-head practically ate us out of house and home!"
-Ben Stein - "Welcome back to Win My - Ben Stein's - Money. Of our illustrious
contestants, Brolie, Dodoria, and Bubbles, only Bubbles here has managed to take away any
of my five thousand dollars so far...."
-Jeice - "You know, being Space Ghost's sidekick all of those years really scarred me
for life. That's why I spent so much time in the Outback, bleached my hair and got this
amazing orange tan."
-Vegeta - "Save the sob story, not even Frieza killing my father and destroying my
homeworld was as damaging as a single viewing of 'G.I. Joe-The Movie'!"
-Oolong - "Why doesn't Rick Hunter just get Lisa and Minmei in a threesome?"
-Brolie - "I'm an excellent driver-definitely an excellent driver...Wapner in five
minutes!"
-Sailor Moon - "I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice! We are the Sailor Scouts, and
we fight for love, and we fight for justice! On behalf of the moon, we will right wrongs
and triumph over evil, and that means you, gumball-head!"
-Frieza - "...zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzz...."
-Dodoria - "BIG POPPA PUMP IN DA HOUSE!!!!!"
-Gregory - "Hit me with that f***ing hammer again, and I'll turn it sideways and
stick it straight up your candy-@$$!!!"
-Mr. Popo - "I dare you!"
-Dodoria and Yajirobi - "BEEF-CAKE!!!!"
-Frieza (in his pod) and the Ginyu Force (in unison)-
"COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!"
-Vegeta - "Who disrupts my coronation?"
-Frieza - "Coronation, Vegeta? This is bad comedy."
-Guldo (under his breath) - "not as bad as this dub job, or ripping off
'Transformers-The Movie'!"
-Frieza - "No more, Goku! Grant me mercy, I beg of you!"
-SSJ Goku - "You, who are without mercy, now plead for it yourself? F*** off,
already!"
-Cyborg Frieza - "I-am-Locutus-of-Borg. You-will-be-assimilated.
Resistance-is-futile."
-Frieza (pinching the breastplates of his armor) - "I am as happy as a little
girl!"
-Frieza - "I am Hans!"
-Zarbon - "And I am Franz!"
-together - "And we are here to pump-"(clap)"-you up!"
-Vegeta - "Claude Lemieux is such a handsome fellow, don't you think?"
-Gohan, Kurillin, Dende, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and Sammy (singing)-
"Veggie-head and Meatball-head,
"Sitting in a tree!
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
-Bulma and Derian - "Hey, wait a minute!"
-Luna - "Serena, stop eating so much! Do you want to look like Yajirobi, or Dodoria,
or The Fabulous Sports Babe?"
-Taurus, Ann and Alan (singing)-
"Trees, trees, join the Arbor Day Foundation,
"Spread the word across the nation about trees!"
-Taurus - "Trees are terrific!"
-Gohan - "Have some cheese!"
-Vegeta - "You suck, you jackass!!!"
-Mirai Trunks - "So, Rini, you time-travel often?"
-Piccolo - "I never liked that moon, anyway. It wasn't green enough!"
(From
Pan)
-Pan: (upon looking at last month's survey)
Yes! I won!! *jumps around happily and then goes off in search of Trunks*
-Trunks:(upon looking at last month's survey) eep! *counts seconds till Pan shows up*
(From Sonja_the_Saiyan)
-Cell: "Cell-Juniors! Stop beating up Gohan's friends! You're making him angry!"
-Vegeta: "Flying Nimbus!"
-Chi-Chi: "Gohan, you put your books down! Go help your father fight right now!"
-Vegeta: "Of course you are stronger than I, Kakarotto, it was meant to be..."
-Goku: "Taxi!"
-Vegeta: (Training in the Gravity Room) "Must *pant* push myself. *pant* Must *pant*
become stronger than Mr. Satan *pant*....."
-Goku: (Floating in the Healing Tank, thinks:) "I better just stay in here... The
others can fight Freeza themselves..."
-Vegeta: "Hello, Goku."
-Chi-Chi: (Licking the bottom of one of the hundreds of bowls on the table, belly bulging
and soy sauce all over her face) "I'm still hungry Goku! Bring me more rice!"
-Goku: (Cooking with one hand and washing dishes frangically with the other) Just a
minute! *pant, pant* I'm trying to hurry! *pant*..."
-Vegeta: "So what if Buroli's the Legendary Super-Saiyan? I'm gonna kick his
@$$!"
-Piccolo: "No! There's no use! He'll kill us all!"
-Buroli: (Counts to ten)
-Goku: "OH MY KAMI! (Hides his nakedness, having climbed out of a lake) Don't look!
Turn away! Geez, I'm so embarassed!"
-Gohan: "Daddy... what comes after six?"
-Goku: "It depends... Are you referring to what occurs next in normal numerical
order? Relate to the previous digits; perhaps there is a discernable pattern that must be
considered before a feasible answer can be given..."
-Kurillin: "PU! What stinks in here?!"
-Vegeta: (Holding a little stray kitten gently, looking at Bulma with the Sad Puppy Face)
"Can I keep him? Please?"
-Piccolo: (Rolls on the floor, laughing so hard tears fall from his eyes, pounding his
fists on the floor and kicking)
-Vegeta: (Sitting on the floor and hugging himself, rocking back and forth, eyes looking
bloodshot and void) "Make them go away... Make them go away... Tell the voices to go
away... Make them go away..."
-Android 16: "Stomp through the bees, an' burn through the trees, an' slam in da back
o' my Bulldozer!" (ALA "Dragula")
-Any of the Z warriors: (Being held at gunpoint, trembling and whimpering)
"P..P...Please d..don't hurt me... I... I'll do w..whatever you say..."
(From Josh Pitre)
-Goku:*Hits Gregory with hammer*
-King Kai: Goku stop wacking the cricket *laughes hysterically*
-Goku *Stares blankly*
-King Kai: Bubbles bad monkey! Now I'm going to spank the monkey (cacks up laughing)
-Goku: *Goes Super Saiyajin*
-Frieza: *Thinks out loud* I'm going to piss on myself
-Goku: Through what???
-Pan: I need breast implants
*Gohan humping Videl on trampoline*
-Goku walking up street: GO GOHAN!!
-Gohan:I love you Sailor Mercury
-Sailor Mercury: I love you too Gohan
*The two start making out*
-Tien: I'm going to eat lunch
-Lunch: If I sneeze I'm going to kill you
-Tien: But I didn't mean it like that
-Chaiotzu: Just call me "The Little White Albino Thing"
-Tien: Chaiotzu? Why are you white?
-Chaiotzu: Its bacause I whack you off while you're sleeping
*Tien passes out*
-Trunks: *singing* I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm really really gay! (ala Animaniacs "I'm
mad")
-Goku: Lets become Ronin Warriors. I'm Ryo, Armor of Wildfire Dao-Chi
-Piccolo: I'm Sage, Armor of Halo Dao-Chi
-Vegeta: I'm Kento, Armor of Hardrock Dao-Chi
-Gohan: I'm Rowen, Armor of Strata Dao-Chi
-Mirai no Trunks: I'm Cye, Armor of Taurrent Dao-Chi
-All: This is so COOL!!!
*Goku sitting on couch with his shirt off drinking a beer*
-Chi-Chi: *Rubs Goku's chest* Oh Goku lets make passionate love
-Goku: Ok
*They go upstairs and start having sex*
-Gohan: Mom, Dad, I'm hearing scary noises...OH MY GOD!!!
-Chi-Chi: Do you want to join us?
-Gohan: Oh mom you dont know how much I've wanted to have sex with you!
-Gohan: Lets all become Sailor Senshi!
-All: YAY!!!
-Gohan: We'll call it DragonMoon Z
-Goku: I'm Sailor Saiyajin
-SSJ Goku: I'm Super Sailor Saiyajin
-Goten: I'm Sailor Chibi Saiyajin
-Piccolo: I'm Sailor Namek
-Gohan: I'm Sailor Chibi Namek
-Dende`: I'm Sailor ChibiChibi Namek
-SSJ Gohan: I'm Super Sailor Chibi Namek
-Vegeta: I'm Sailor Vegeta
-Mirai no Trunks: I'm Sailor Mirai Vegeta
-Chibi Trunks: I'm Sailor Chibi Vegeta
-Krillin: I'm Sailor Short Bald Guy
-Nappa: I'm Sailor Tall Bald Guy
-Tien: I'm Sailor 3-Eyes
-Chiaotzu: I'm Sailor White Albino Thing
-Yamcha: I'm Sailor Weakling
-Great Saiyaman: I'm Great Sailor Saiyaman
-Mr. Buu: I'm Sailor Fat Ass
-Cell: I'm Sailor Absorb You and Become Stronger.
-Frieza: I'm Sailor Transexual
-#16,17,and18: We're The Sailor Robots
-Yajirobe: I'm Sailor Eat Alot
-King Kai: I'm Sailor Laugh-a-lot
-Chi-chi: I'm Sailor Bitch-a-lot
-Bulma: I'm Sailor Bitch even more
-Lunch: I'm Sailor Sneeze and Kill You
-Master Roshi: I'm Sailor Porno Magazene
-All: We Will Punish you
-Brolly: Isa be attend a unarvarsity is ummer
-Goku: Huh???
-Brolly: I'm attending a unaversity this summer you idiot
-Goku: OK
-Goku: Kamehamehahamehameha I started to kamahameha but I forgot to stop.
-Bulma and Chi-Chi fuse by the dance to make *BulChi*
-Bulma and Chi-Chi fuse by Potarra earrings to make *Chulma*
-Krillin, Goku, and Gohan: HELP US!!!
-Gohan: Mom, why are you cooking dad in a barrel?
-Chi-Chi: I'm making man-stew, and I'm going to eat it all up.*licks lips*
-Goku: Um Chich don't you think its getting kind of warm?
-Chi-Chi: Quiet You!!!
-King Kai: I just discovered I'm really a catfish *laughes out loud*
-Goku walking Snake Way: I'm walking to New Orleans (ala Fats Domino)
-Goku sitting on toilet: UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! becomes a Super
Saiyajin. UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Becomes
SSJ2.UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH becomes SSJ3.
UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH becomes SSJ4.
*PLOOP* Sighs relaxingly.
-ShenLong: Take the E-N off of my name and you get Shlong
-Chibi Trunks: *trips and falls down stairs* AAAAHHHHH!
-Goten: OH MY GOD TRUNKS!!!...Can I have your stereo.
-Mr. Buu: When I look at people I see candy.*Sees Goten* OOH FOOD!!!
-Goten: OH SHOOT NOT AGAIN!!! (ala Who wants to be a zillionaire)
-ShenLong: I'm the Snakelight...from Black and Decker.
-Yamcha: I'm Yamcha Bravo the one man army!!!
-Brolly: I have no muscles.
-Chi-Chi: Hey Gohan do you want a joint?
-Gohan: Sure mom
-Piccolo: DIE MOON!! *Blows up moon*
-Sailor Moon: *Has a heart attack and dies*
-Piccolo: Oops
-ShenLong: D!R!A!G!O!N! Doragon Pawaa. D!R!A!G!O!N! Doragon Pawaa. Pawaa,
Pawaa, Pawaaaaaaaa, Doragon Pawaa.
-Brolly: I'm really short.
-GT Trunks: I have no willpower...just like my song says *cries*
-Pan: I have huge boobs!!!
-Shenlong: I love you Porunga!
-Porunga: I love you too! *The two start making out*
-Dr Gero: At last my ultimate creation...#69er
-Dr Gero: Two more androids...#49er and #76er (ala the 76ers and 49ers
-#49er: GO LONG #17 *passes football*
-Dr Gero: Interception by #18...TOUCHDOWN!!!
-#16: I'm open #76er
-#76er: *passes basketball*
-#16: *Catches ball*
-Dr Gero: SLAM DUNK!!
-Vegeta: Pikachu I choose you!!
-Trunks dressed as Pikachu: I hate you Dad
-Bardok: I look like Rambo with this headband
-Chi-Chi: *lying on couch naked*
-Bulma: *Lying on floor naked*
-Chi-Chi: I told you not to fall off!
-Bulma: Sorry Chi-Chi *cries*
-Chi-Chi: Its Ok Bulma you can get back on.
-Bulma: OK *climbs back on top of Chi-Chi*
-Vegeta Washing dishes in a pink lace apron: **cockroach runs across floor**
AAHHHHH a bug kill it, kill it BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!! **Fries cockroach**
MMMMM **Eats cockroach** Its crunchy. **sound of Bulma's frying pan on
Vegeta's head**
-Goku: F**K YOU CHI-CHI!!!
-Chi-Chi: I'd love to...when? where? and How?
-Goku: Right here, right now, doggie style.
-People in CA: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
-Mr. Buu: Shoot I fell out of bed again!
-Vegeta with head stuck under couch cushon: I can't find the friggin thing!
-Bra: Hurry daddy its almost dinnertime for my Pooky *pooky is Bra's teddy
bear*
-Frieza: Chi-Chi gimmie the darn dragonballs!!
-Mirai Trunks: Just promise you'll never tell mom about this, OK
-Bra: I wont, I never want to stop having incest sex with you
-Gohan: *running around in Sailor Mercury's dress* These miniskirts are so
comfortable!
-Sailor Mercury: *runs down stairs in Gohan's Gi and cape* Gimmie back my
damn skirt!!
-NA Goku: SHIMATTE KUSO BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!
-NA Gohan: KUTABARE, KUSOTARE!!!
-NA Vegeta: KUTABARE SHIMATTE BAKA
-NA Mirai No Trunks: BAKA YARO
-Vegeta: I...can't have...multiple...orgasms *Cries*
(From english)
-Vegeta: I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you!
-Gohan: Pikachu I choose you!
-Krillin: Wow! I think I see hair growing. oh wait its just lint
-Piccilo: it's not easy being green
-ChiChi: Who wants to go out and make some trouble?
-Gotenks: I'm two two two sayans in one
-ox king: hey bulma i'm horny (he means his hat)
-Chouzu: Hey look! (pokes tien in the eye) Third eye blind! Hee Hee!
-Ginyu as a frog: Hi Ho everyone ginyu the frog here!
-Goku: Senzu beans, Senzu beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot
-Bulma: Hey vegeta, when you turn into the giant monkey, does EVERYTHING grow?
-Trunks and Bra: whos idea was it to name us after underwear?
-Bulma:hee hee
-Yamcha: Hey Krillin what are those dots on you head for?
-Krillin: I dunno (presses one and changes color) Wow!
-Goten: Hey there tinky winky
-Trunks: dammit stop calling me that!
-Yamcha: Chicks dig scars
-Bra: Mom why am I called Bra?
-Bulma: would you rather be called Accident?
-Raditz: keep your eye on the birdie now say
cheese
-Shenlong: I'll grant your wish, but ya gotta catch me first Ha Ha
-Goku: KAMEHAME.......now what was that last part?
-Krillin: Take this job and shove it!
-Raditz: Maybe if I wore pants I wouldn't get my leg hair cinged
-Vegita: Would ya look at that? It says "Badman" on the back of my shirt
-Oolong & Ya Jarobe: FUSION!!
-Trunks: Its true I am Tuxedo Mask
-King Kai: Why did I buy a car?
-Goku: Piccilo what happened?
-Piccilo: Well I wanted to see if EVERTHING on me would grow back if I chopped it off.
Well one thing led to another and I....decided to pull a Bobbit and....and.
-Goku: And?
-Piccilo: And it didnt grow back
-Bulma: Well, I don't know how to fix this crazy thingamajig
-Vegita to Piccilo: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
-Trunks to Bulma: I know its gross but I cant stop thinking about you.
-Oolong: Who wants bacon?
-Kami: Kiss my wrinkled green butt!
-Gohan: My mom says violence is wrong and by golly Im gonna listen to her
-Krillin: I did it all for the nookie
-Piccilo: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think unicorns are kick ass
-Piccilo to Gohan: Gohan, do you like movies about gladiators?
-Gohan to Piccilo: Up yours green giant!
-ChiChi to Goku and Gohan: Have fun battling evil you two!
-Krillin: Okay who's the prankster that put Nair in my shampoo?
-Goku: CHICHI You're cheating on me? With who? C'mon I can see you under the covers. Huh?
CHOUZU?!!
-Shenlong: Grab me by the balls and make a wish baby
-Videl: No Vegeta, I am not Videl Sassoon so stop calling me!
-Goten: Trunks, since we fuse does that make us gay?
-Nappa: Excellent idea old chum. We will venture down to the planet Earth, destroy the
homosapiens,then consume the planet's resourses. Splended, simply splended.
-#18: oh crap I'm married to the president of the Lollipop Guild.
-Piccilo: Gray skies are gonna clear up.put on a happy face!
-Future Trunks: Who knew time travel could be so sexually satifying?
-Vegita: Whew good thing I can't change supersayan
(From D)
-Trunks:If I would have picked that dress, Goten would have accepted me.
-Gohon:Mom!!! Where's dad's lipstick?
-Chi Chi:In our room, be careful to not disturb him and Vegitta!
-Goku:No,no,no. You have it on wrong.
-Vegitta:But Goku, didn't you tell them about us yet?
-Goku:And ruin our wedding? I don't think so.
-Goten:Dad, blue just isn't me. I've gotta have the pink one.
-Bulma:Trunks!! Where's the cord?!
-Trunks:In your pocket mom.
-Bulma:Were you looking at it again?
-Trunks:Possibly...
-Trunks:But Goku you promised me.
-Goku:It's just not working out for us.
-Freeza:Zarbon, I thought you loved me.
-Zarbon:Nah I was just using you. Vegitta!
-Goten:Welcome to the gay family, whereas I and Trunks are the parents..
-Trunks:It's Goku and I,get it straight you gay, geez..
-Yamcha:When do I get paid for being here?
-Trunks:okay I wake up and I have no boyfriend, and now I have two Gokus?
What's going on?
-Goku:Trunks, I'll help ya' dye it again. This time we're going lighter.
-Goku:To get it that blonde,you've gotta drink the clorox bleach.
-Vegitta:So that's your secret?
-Trunks:I am having a good day....
-Krilin:Look for the PMS truck on your way out.
-Krilin:Goku, you told me that my thingie's too small..
-Goku:I know..Trunks's better sized..
-Vegitta:There's no place like my bathroom..There's no place like my
bathroom....
-Goku:Give it a rest!
-Chi Chi:The Congo's two miles north..I'll see you tonight.
-Bra:Where's my lacey one Trunks!!
-Trunks:Fire..fire..fire..fire...Explosion at the next exit!!!
-Bulma:You're nexy Krilin..
-Goku:No,no,no,no,no. Try it again..Lift the leg higher..
-Trunks:it can't go any higher..
-Vegitta:legs spread wide open...
-Chi Chi:Gohon get going. You don't want to be late for your midnight
orgy!
-Gohon:Should I wear green or blue?
-Piccolo:I hate green...
-Krilin:Bald man strikes again...
-Goten:Cue ball gets head smashed into wall...
-Zarbon:I just can't seem to get on Freeza's good side,EVER.
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