Ain't nuthin' like a few good ads!

 

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<Piccolo leaps into the scene>

Piccolo:   "That's right, Goku, you smell like crap!  And I'll tell you why!"

Goku:   "Why?"

Piccolo:   "Just look at this sweaty armpit drenched in sweat!  Battle does that to a man, but that's no excuse to not smell your best!"

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Piccolo:   "That's why I recommend Saiyan Spice deodorant and anti-persperant!   There's no icky white residue, and it prevents those embarrassing odors from offending your opponent!"

Goku <off camera>:  "Thanks Piccolo!  I'll go buy my stick of Saiyan Spice today!"

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Gohan:  "Hello, I'm Son Gohan.  Have you ever been fatally injured in a battle or other fight-related accident?"

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Gohan:  "If so, then call my number, 1-888-SSJ-LAWYER!   Me and my team will make sure you get the compensation you deserve after being in a life altering fight or accident!  The call is toll free!"

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Krillin:  "Hey, what's the number again?"

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Gohan:  "That's 1-888-SSJ-LAWYER.  Call us so you can see what we can do for you!  Here are a few people who have been helped by our law firm."

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Trunks:   "Damn, I lost my arm in a fight!"

Great Saiyaman:   "I did too, so I called 1-888-SSJ-LAWYER, and I got an arm back!  It may not be *my* arm, but gosh darnit, at least it's something!  Call 1-888-SSJ-LAWYER now!'

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Narrator:  "New wardrobe:  $185."

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Narrator:  "Liposuction:  $2500."

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Narrator:  "New body armor:  $45."

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Narrator:  "Catching a glimpse of your dad's ass and liking it:  PRICELESS."

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