Educational DBZ Films
AKA: The result of a weird college film festival inspiring Meri to make this.

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Gohan:  "Heeeeeeey kids!"

Students:  "Hi Professor Gohan!"

Gohan:  "Instead of giving my usual lecture today, I've decided to break out these old educational films from the 50's-60's out of the ol' video vault and show them to you!"

Student: "Isn't showing us mindless films just being lazy?"

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Gohan:  "Shut up, kid.  You'll watch them and like them!  Let's begin with the first film, all about puberty.  It's called 'Pan Grows Up'.  Remember, no immature giggling everytime they mention a body part!"

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<cheesy happy peppy music plays in the background>

Narrator:  "This is a story about what it's like when your body goes through some natural (and sometimes scary) changes!"

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Narrator:  "Meet Pan!  She is 13 years old and is discovering some changes in her body, much like you are discovering right now yourself."

Pan:  "Hi everyone!"

Narrator:  "A little while back, Pan noticed that her voice was changing, and there was hair where there wasn't any hair before."

Pan:  "You mean that time I found all that hair growing on my tongue?  Ew, I know what you mean!"

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Narrator: "Turn around for us, Pan."

Pan:  "Ok!"

Narrator:  "As you can clearly see, Pan is also developing a round and full bosom, and soon get the body of a mature woman......umm...err.........................maybe not."

Pan:  "Hey, I'm a late bloomer!"

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Narrator:  "One day, Pan noticed something that she had never seen before....It was something that would signal to her that she was now a woman!"

Pan:  "Daddy, daddy!  I'm bleeding!"

Gohan:  "Oh no!  Did that fight against Bebi last night do it to you?  I knew we should have taken you to a hospital after you got impaled with that spatula!"

Pan:  "No, I'm not talking about that.  I'm talking about.....elsewhere!  Daddy, I am now a woman!"

Gohan: "*gulp*....I.....see....."

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Gohan:  "Maybe I'm not the best person to talk to about this.  Go find your mother and discuss it with her."

Pan:  "But mom's not here now....the makers of the film don't have a Videl action figure!"

Narrator:  "In this situation, it's always good to talk to another female you trust, so you can talk about this new event in your life."

Pan:  "Well, if my mom isn't here now, I'll just talk to the girliest person I know!"

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Vegeta:  "....girlfriend, I SO know what you're talkin' 'bout!  Just the other day, I had these terrible cramps, and I was so moody, I blew up a truck!  *gasp* Oh my, it was just dreadful!"

Pan:  "Golly, Veggie-chan, you sure know what I'm going through!"

Vegeta:  "But other than that, growing up is fun!   You get to go to dances, go out on dates, and blow up more things, like buildings and cities!"

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Pan <takes Vegeta's hands and jumps around>:   "Thanks for talking to me, Veggie-chan!  You're the best gal-pal a girl could ever have!"

Vegeta:  "Hey, who are you calling a girl?   Dammit, here come those cramps again...."

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Narrator:  "And thus begins Pan's journey into womanhood."

Pan:  "Yippie!  I can't wait to grow up!"

Get ready for the next film, oh good lord.  Click here

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