A Christmas Carol- DBZ Style
<begin the flashback!>
Bulma: "See, Vegeta? In your younger days, you used to love playing with your lovely little dollies and toys. What happened!? Now you're just a grumpy old poop!"
Vegeta: "Hey.....why does this picture look so recent?"
Bulma: "It's because it's last week, but that's besides the point."
Bulma: "The point is that you used to be carefree and fun-loving! I'm sure you'd enjoy life more if you just went back to your old self."
Vegeta: "Yeah, but what good is my old self if you don't have wealth, spandex, and lots of hair gel, huh!?"
Bulma: "I see you still do not understand. Fine then. I'll send you back to the present, where you will soon be visited by the second ghost. Farewell!"
*poof!*
<Back in the present, in Vegeta's room....>
Vegeta: "Aw yeah, that's the stuff! Ohhh baby! There it is!"
New Ghost, Goku: "See anything interesting down there, Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "KAKAROTTO! What are you doing in my bed, skank!"
Goku: "Sorry, I thought you got lost in there or something. Hi hi, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present! I'm here to take you on a trip to show you how much you suck."
Vegeta: "Gee, lucky me."
Goku: "What I'm going to do is show you the consequences of actions that you went through today."
Vegeta: "Why that's....."
Vegeta: ".....those two shirtless young lads that I saw on the street tonight!"
Goku: "Yes, and you ignored them in their hour of need! Now just look at them. In order to get some clothes, they had to go steal some fuzzy jackets from a pimp. Isn't it too pathetic?"
Chibi Trunks: "Hey...where' my ho's at!?"
Chibi Goku: "Who's yo' daddy!?"
Vegeta: "Good lord!"
Goku: "Then there was that time in the morning when you didn't respond to any of your fan mail from your fans! For shame!"
Vegeta: "I have fans?"
Goku: "No, not really. They're my fans, actually."
Vegeta: "DAMN YOU, KAKAROTTO! No more, I can't bear to see anymore! Take me back! Take me back to my room!"
Vegeta: *kicking and screaming* "Take me back! Oh, I guess he took me back. *whew* Maybe now I can get some sleep..."
Narrator: "All of a sudden, a cold being entered Vegeta Scrooge's room"
Mystery Man: "Vegeta....it is time for Judgement Day...YOUR Judgement Day! Buwahahahaha!"
Vegeta: "NOOO! It's the third ghost! It's...it's...!"
Wanna find out who "it" is? You know what to do.
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