A Christmas Carol- DBZ Style
AKA: The result of having to make a 2000 X-Mas Film after the one from 1999 was lost in the server move.

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Narrator:  "Meet Vegeta Scrooge, a wealthy Saiyajin.  He has everything a man could want.  Money, fame, lots of spandex, uh......frogs.  The one thing he doesn't have is love.  Why is that?  It's because he's an all-around kinda nasty dude.  Let's take a look into Vegeta Scrooge's life, shall we?"

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Krillin and Pan (in really poor English accents):   "Please, sir, could you spare us some Senzu beans?"

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Vegeta:  "Bah!  Senzu my sweet ass!   Outta my way, you dirty punks.  'General Hospital' is almost on, and I'm gonna miss it if you get in my way."

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Chibi Trunks and Goku (also using bad English accents):   "Sir, could you lend us some money for some shirts?  It's ever so very cold out, and we do not wish to walk around the streets half-naked in the winter time."

Vegeta:  "Ick, children.  Oh officer, could you remove these young flea bags from my presence?  They're cramping my style!"

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Narrator:  "As you can see, Vegeta Scrooge isn't exactly the most kind of gentlemen.  Later that day, he retired to his quarters."

Vegeta:  "Ain't my room dang purty?"

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Vegeta:  "And just look at the handsome devil in the mirror!  Oh, you're such a good boy, yes you are!"

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Vegeta:  "Now that my self-glorification ritual is complete, I go to sleep."

Narrator:  "What Vegeta did not suspect that night was a unexpected visit....."

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Ghost of Raditz Marley:  "VEGETA!!! HEAR ME!   It is I, your long dead partner...RADITZ MARLEY!"

Vegeta:  "GAAAAHHH!  It's a ghost, a ghost!  Mommy, where's my security pillow!?  This has got to be a dream!"

[Writer's note:  And this has GOT to be the most *wrong* looking screencap we have ever made]

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Raditz:  "No, my old friend, this is not a dream.  It's very much real."

Vegeta:  "Then...am I on Candid Camera?"

Raditz:  "*sigh* You don't get it, do you?   Fine, I shall explain.  I, Raditz Marley, am your former partner and friend, correct?"

Vegeta:  "Yeah, that's correct....I think."

Raditz:  "*thwaps Vegeta*  Yes, it IS correct.  And I am the ghost of Raditz Marley.  I have come to warn you about three ghosts that will visit you tonight."

Vegeta:  "No way. You're bull-shittin' me."

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Raditz:  "No, because the first ghost has already arrived!"

Bulma:  "Howdy!  I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past!  Pleased to meet ya!"

Vegeta:  "Eeek!  There's a woman in my room!  Now there's a first."

Raditz:  "Her job, as well as the other two ghosts that will arrive, is to show you what is in your Christmases past, present, and future.  Since you're such a rotten bitch, we thought we'd show you the error of your ways."

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Vegeta:  "And you decide to help me change my ways my sending ghosts to my room to scare the living beejezus outta me!?   Riiiiiight.  Well, I don't see anything wrong with me, so I ain't changing!"

Bulma:  "Oh, hush up you and get on the dang Magical Super Time Travelling Christmas Tree!"

Vegeta:  "You sound a little too happy for a ghost...."

What weird things will we find in Vegeta's past?  The only way to find out is to click here!

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