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(From
Liz aka ToasterGirl aka The Rabid Vegeta Fan)
Piccolo:(singing)"They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba
beat..."(this won't make any sense unless you've seen "The Mask")
-Goku: "Vegeta, do you think I should
get a perm?"
-Vegeta: "Don't you dare! Your hair is perfect the way it is."
-Trunks: "Yeah, who's your stylist?"
-Bardock: (to Goku and Goten)
"Copycats!"
-Vegeta:(to Goku and Krillin) "You want
to have a menage- a-what?"
-Vegeta: "Dammit, Trunks, if I ever
catch you using my hairspray again..."
-Gogeta: "I think I'm having an
identity crisis."
-Goku: "Aw, come on, Bulma. Just one
more time!"
-Trunks: "Yeah, do it again!"
-Bulma: (sighs)"Oh, all right." (crushes a beer can on her forehead)
-All: "Yay!!"
-Goku: "Vegeta, why are you always in
such a nasty mood?"
-Vegeta: "Well, you would be too if you had this much spandex riding up your
butt!"
-Radditz: "You know things are pretty
bad when Scary Spice insults your hair."
-Goku: "Man, Vegeta, I wish I looked
that nice in spandex!"
(From Misspi)
-Piccolo: "It's my party, and I'll cry if i want to, cry if I want to, cry if I
want to..."
-ChiChi: "Give it to me, baby!"
-Goku: "Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
-ChiChi: "Give it to me, baby!"
-Goku: "Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
-ChiChi: "Give it to me, baby!"
-Goku: "Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
-Piccolo: "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a green guy)"
-Vegeta: "AWWW! I just WOVE
wittle wainbows! They make me feew aw sqwuishy inside..."
-Piccolo: "Do you know how tough
it is being a Namek? I mean, one, I can't get a girlfriend for sh*t, and then when I
do, she dumps me cuz I'm green. GREEN! Of all the stupid reasons..."
-Vegeta: "Double your pleasure, double your fun! It's the statement of
the great-mint, yeah, DOUBLEMINT GUM!!"
-Bulma: *calling and waving her hands
at Piccolo* "Yoo-hoo! Over he-ere! Y'know, green's my FAVORITE
color!"
-Piccolo: "Hot damn! Finally a chic likes ME for once!"
-Vegeta: "I used to have a little
additude problem. But since I've been taking PROZAC I feel just feel as dandy as a
daisy!"
-Burori: "Gee, you know, I LIKE
vaccuuming!"
-Vegeta: *gasps* "OH-NOO!
I'M OUT OF LIP-GLOSS! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!"
-Piccolo: "Red Bull gives you
wings!!"
(From SSJVegita)
-OOlong: "What are panties???"
-Roshi: "Dunno. Let's look it up."
-Goku: "It's 10:45! I learned how to
tell time!!!"
-Vegita: "I won the lotto!!!"
-Piccolo: "Do you think they need a new
Telletubbie???"
-Vegita: "For sure!!! Can I come with you???
-Goku: "Chi-Chi, ya know, I always
liked Ox better."
-Bulma: "Vegita? How come we never make
out anymore???"
-Vegita: "Because I wore it done to much."
-Vegita: "Not so hard Bulma, OOOHHH
thats huts. There's gonna be a red mark there tomarrow!!!"
-Vegita singing to Bulma: "Juuuust the
two of us. We canmake it if we tryyyyyy."
-Gohan: "Look everybody, it's Bear in
the big blue house."
-Everyone: "Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Vegita: "How come I was never in the
first three movies???"
-Trunks: "Goten, I was gay all
along."
-Goten: "Well then I have something to tell you."
-Trunks: "I was soposed to be Luke in
Star Wars but nooooooooooooooo."
-Vegita: "Trunks, I am your
father."
-Trunks: "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! As if no one knew that."
(From Kalean)
-Broli : "Gee, this hole Piccolo drilled in my head really seems to be affecting my
performance...."
-Recoom: "I was thinking......"
-Dende: "I've got an Idea!"
-Goten: "Trunks you stink! I hate
you!"
-Kalean: "I have a personality."
-Super Saiya-jin Perfect Kalean: "I'm
suffering from a lack of power."
-Vegetokunken: "I don't think I can
win...."
-Janenba: "I'm really sorry I beat the
crap outta you, here's some candy."
-Buu: "I hate chocolate!"
-Vegeta: "Kakarotto, stop ordering
Chi-Chi around!"
-Pan: "I'm a Super Saiya-jin!"
-Anyone at Gohan's school: "Who's the
Great Saiyaman?"
-Piccolo: "I hate that d@mn kid. I wish
he'd just die!"
-Roshi's Turtle: "Duh, I can take you
all on.."
-Chi Chi: "Goku, get me a beer."
-Kaio: "I don't find that at all
funny"
-Kaio-shin: "Damn I hate these
earrings..."
-Vegeta: "That Fusion dance was fun,
lets do it again."
-(side note: Piccolo + Buu = Pic-a-Buu?)
-Piccolo: "I made a funny!! HA HA
HA!"
-Radditz: "I've gone Super
Saiya-jin!"(his hair weighs his head onto the ground and he runs around his head in
circles)
-Radditz: "I've gone Super Saiya-jin
2!" (his 8 tons of hair stand up and his head snaps off)
-Bardock: "Ah, I give up...."
-Broli: "Man, I can't seem to get the
hang of this energy ball attack."
-Gohan: "Death Ball!"
-Goku: "Final Flash!"
-Goten: "Finishing Buster!"
-Freeza: "Swords are good."
-Cooler: "OH CRAP! A MAGNET!"
-Paragus: "I don't care what Broli
does."
-Guldo: "I'm feeling
optimistic...."
-Frieza: "I am the greatest fighter in
the universe!"
-Goku: "Well technically, the universe may be infinite, in which case, there is the
possibility of there being a greater fighter than you at the odds of 20,983 to 1 against,
which really isn't that bad considering the vast scope of
the universe...."
-Zarbon: "I'm not gay"
-Dodoria: "I'm not fat I'm big
boned!"
-Mr. Buu: "And I'm festively plump!!!"
-Gohan: "Yeah I want some cheezy
poofs..."
-Goku: "You are entering a dimension of
sight and sound....." (twighlight zone)
-The whole DBZ gang: "We are dubbed
well in the USA!!!"
(From viper__2017)
-Vegeta: "Hey Bulma *UNGH* could *ARGH* open this $%"$ bottle for me??"
-Vegeta: "C'mon Kakarot let's gonna
train the Fusion again, it's really cool when we do it!!"
-Any Saiyan: "I should wear a cap when
I go Super Saiyan...what's the hell is that damned blonde hair??? I don't wanna seem
Marylin Monroe when I'm fighting!!!"
-Vegeta: "Hey guys I think we should
really join Greenpeace!"
-Piccolo: "What???"
-Shenlong: "What I really want to do in
life is direct..."
-Shenlong: (singing) "Suck on my
chocolate salty balls..."
-Shenlong: "Every year the same thing,
why don't you go fishing instead asking me to bring back to life someone every damned
year???"
-Piccolo: "Hey guys I won the award as
'Bigger Vegetable of the year'!!!"
-Saibaimen: "You suck!!!"
-All Saiyans (in super saiyan):
"Backstreet Boys are nothing to us!!!"
-Trunks (rotating the sword covered of
blood): "From disco to discooo..."
(From Falcon Zero)
[Meteor about to destroy Earth. Chi-Chi stops it by throwing many frying pans at it]
- Gokou (To Chi-Chi): "Hey Chi-Chi. When's dinner?"
- Chi-Chi: "WHAT???!!! Don't you know what just HAPPENED?"
- Gokou: "Uh.... No."
- Chi-Chi: "Fine. No food for you."
[Gokou grabs his stomach and goes Super Saiyan}
- Gokou: "NOOOO!!"
[Vegeta wakes up in Capsule Corp.]
- Vegeta: "That ki! Has Cell come back?!"
- Raditz: "I wonder what I'd look like
Super Saiyan."
- Piccolo: "HEY GUYS! You know how
Nameks can make Dragon Balls? Well, look! I made my own 8 star Dragon Ball!"
- Shenlong: "I am the Eternal Dragon.
Tell me your wish after I take a potty break."
- Vegetto: "Oh no. The Fusions wearing
off." (Note: Potaru fusion only wears off when inside Buu's body)
- Gokou: "FUS-ION H....Hey! Is that an
all you can eat bar?"
- Piccolo: "Masenka-Mr. Popo.... Err...
@#$%!!!!!"
- Bardock: "FREEZA!!! COME OUT! Were
going to end this NOW!!!!..... The Barbie War will NOT end untill my Stacy gets the
convertable....."
- Piccolo: "Meet my brother
Stickle-O."
- Vegeta: "Gokou! Breakfast is
ready!"
- Gohan: "In episodes 1 through 16 I
peed a total of 4 times? I hold the DBZ world record."
- Chibi-Trunks: "It's my potty and I'll
flush if I want to, flush if I want to. You would flush too if you had to poo."
- Tapion: "Kitten Shishkabob!
Yumm."
- Lunch: [Achoo!] *Zap* "Hi guys
[Achoo!] What the hell are you doing here? [Achoo!] *Zap* Hi nice birdie! [Achoo!] *Zap*
[Evil Lunch pulls out a gun.] Die nice birdie!"
- Tien: "DAMNIT!!! $10 FOR A BOTTLE OF
VISINE! What a RIP!"
- Chaotzu: "Look Tien! I'm as tall as
you."
- Cooler: "Nani? Nani?
Nani? What does what mean?" (Cooler says Nani, meaning "What the?"
too many times in DBZ)
- Taurus: "Who's this Turles and why is
he eating the fruit off of my tree?"
- Bubbles: "Meow"
- Saiba-Men: *Belch*
- Gokou: "Kamehameha!" [A little
poof of smoke pops out of Gokous hands]
- Trunks: "Kaio-Ken!!"
- Baby Trunks to Shenlong: "Goo goo
gaga!"
- Shenlong: "What the hell? I don't have time for you? How did you get the Dragon
Balls all alone? Speak up or I'll eat you!"
- Baby Trunks: "WAHHHH!!!"
(From Isa)
- Vejiita: ::big puppy eyes:: "You... You're so cruel, Kakarotto."
- Gohan: "Oh, for Kami's sake, Piccolo,
shut the HFIL up!"
- Gohan: "Videl, give it up!"
- Vejiita: "Please, can't we talk this
out?"
- Tenshinhan: (shreiking) "Aaaaaa! The
clown thing again! Get it away from meeeeeee!"
- Gotenks: "I... I just can't do it. I
feel so inadequate... so insecure..."
- Vejiita: "I have decided to retire
from fighting and live the rest of my life as a pacifist monk."
- Vejiita: "Out of control top?
NOOOO!"
- Vejiita: "What? I *love* operas,
ballroom dancing and flower arranging! What's so weird about that?"
- Vejiita: "This blue really brings out
my highlights."
- Bulma: "Vejiita, you truly are the
perfect man."
- Bulma: "No, Yamucha, you did it
perfectly!"
- #18: "Eeeeeek! A bee! It'll get in my
hair! Someone kill it, PLEASE!"
- #18 or Vejiita: "Someone help
me!"
- Dende: "Mr. Popo, ever get the urge
to do something completely goofy?"
- Kami: "Stupid Earthlings! Figure out
your own problems!"
- Captain Ginyu: "What? But I'd make a
spectacle of myself!"
- Piccolo: "I feel pretty."
- Piccolo: "I'm a pony!"
- Mirai Trunks: "Hell with it! Find
someone else to kill your stupid androids! I'm quitting to pursue a career in
modeling!"
- Mirai Trunks: "Oh, shut up,
Mom!"
(From Nathan Robson)
- Vegeta: "Nanee, nanee, boo, boo!"
- Vegeta: "I am the Blue Thunder of
Furinkan High ."
- Shenlon: "PHENOMENAL COSMIC
POWER!!!!!!!! eeeenie meenie little living space." (a la Aladdin)
- Piccolo: "Everybody was kung-fu
fighting..."
- Goku: "I'd like a tuna on wheat, hold
the mayo. Oh, and could I get a small salad with that?"
- Vegeta: "Please."
- Chaotzu: "Eat my shorts,
Vegeta!"
- Piccolo: "It's not easy, being
green..."
(From Karu Keagaru)
- Recoom: "My name is uhh.....Jeice? What's my name?"
- Jeice: *smiles evily* "Dookie pants!"
- Recoom: "Oh, yeah! My name is Dookie pants it rhymes with...uh...Jeice?"
- Jeice: "Mmm...Absolutely nothin'"
- Recoom: "Oh. It rhymes with absolutely nothing. Wait, no it doesn't. See...Dookie
pants, absolutely nothing. Oh, well. It rhymes with absolutely nothing.
And....Jeice?"
- Jeice: "I love Vegeta!"
- Recoom: "And I love Vegeta. I mean....Flowers! And puppy dogs!......From
Vegeta.....I....Jeice?"
- Jeice: "I truly am a man-- No! Woman! In high heels!"
- Recoom: "I truly am a woman in high heels."
- Tenshinhan: "I'm sorry
Chaozu....I...I...I love someone else!"
- Chaozu: "Oh, that's okay. Me and Puar have already had 25 kids behind your
back."
(From usagi351)
{Vegeta snatches troll doll away from Bra}
-Vegeta: "I don't want you to play with
something which such frightening looking hair. Awful, Awful hair."
-Piccolo: "Wow, those Sailor Starlights
are hot."
(Gohan whispers something in Piccolo's
ear.)
-Piccolo: "They're
what!!!!!!!!!"
(NOTE: IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE FIFTH SEASON
OF SAILOR MOON OR JUST NEVER WATCH SAILOR MOON, THE SAILOR STARLIGHTS ARE MEN-WOMEN)
{Vegeta working out with Richard
Simmons:Burnig to the 80's arobic tape}
-Vegeta: "Burn baby, burn.
Disco Inferno. Burn baby, burn."
-All DBZ senshi(in drag): Oh no not I.
I will survive. As long I no how to love I know I'll stay alive
(From Zoey)
-Trunks:" I SWEAR purple IS my natural colour!!"
-Vegeta: "It's okay son, you don't have
to fight if you don't want to."
-Bra: " Sorry daddy, I probably should
have told you 9 months ago about Goten..."
-Goku: ::waves his arms at Cell::
"Shoo! Go away! I don't want to fight you. Go home! Shoo!"
-Chi-chi: ::to Gohan:: "If only you had
turned out more like your father."
-Piccolo: "I'm not a *&%^(*$
alchoholic!"
(From Kristy)
-King Kai:(singing to the tune of "Do You Know The Muffin Man?") "Im King
Kai the Catfish Man...the Catfish Man...The Catfish
man...Im King Kai the catfish man who
livesonalittletinyplanetintheskythathaswaytoomuchgravityandwillsquishyoulikeapancake
unlessyou'relikegoku!!!!!"
(From Freeza345)
-Mr. Satan: (At an AA Meeting) "My name is Mr. Satan, and I'm an alcoholic."
-Buu: "Become Granola!!"
-Cell: (at doctor's Office) I was wondering
about some way to get this thing on my butt removed.
-Goku: "I should get the George Clooney
cut. This hair sucks."
-Dende: "I Killed Cell!!!!
Yayy!!!!"
-Ginyuu: "I've decided to quit the
Force, and try out for the new Hanson member."
-Gurudo: "These new glasses are
great!"
-Chi-Chi: " I love you, Goku."
-Recoom: " 6x9+432-12=474"
-Freeza: " I've decided to make a new
fragrance called "Eu De Saiya-jin".
-Teenage Goten: "I wanna fight."
-Yajirobe: " God you're a wuss,
Goku!"
-Chi-Chi: " GENKI DAMAAAA"
-Broly & Bojak: "
FU-SION-HA!!"
-Piccolo: " I'm sick of water.
Give me a Pepsi, and Doritos!!"
-Goku: " Screw you, Chi-Chi, I'm
leaving you for one of those Sailor Moon girls."
(From SephiDbz)
-Trunks: "I hate this long hair I think I'll go bald like Krillin, the chicks
love him."
(From F.Suchy)
-Bulma: "Hey, Vegeta, did you know that I'm not really human? I'm an android! That's
why I'm so smart!"
-Vegeta:" ...Huh? Well, then why do we have kids?"
-Bulma: "---You never know with technology these days."
-Piccolo: "Ahh...I want some GUM!"
-Captain Ginyuu: "Hello, I'm Captain
Ginyuu, and I'll be your dance instructor! Now lets start off..."
-Goku (to Piccolo): "Hey, can I borrow
some--"
-Piccolo: "Noooo!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!"
Gohan: "Don't worry, dad. He's always like that around this time of the month."
-Goku: "Morale lessons aren't really my
thing, but I've been threatened by Chi-Chi to include them in episodes that might
contaminate Gohan's young mind."
-Goku: "Kaaaammmeee er,...maaa, no
that's not it...haaammmeeee.......Blast it, I've forgotten the words AGAIN!"
-Frieza: "Captain Ginyuu, not now. I
don't want to learn another dance move, I'm busy trying to kill Vegeta."
-Chi-Chi: "Goku, did you just quote
Isaac Newton's law of gravity???"
(From ZeekSlider)
-Gohan: "Dad? I'm suppose ta chart out hereditary traits of myself using DNA genetic
code for my AP biology class. Do you know what the DNA code is for a Sayian's tail?"
-Goku: "Uh..." (clueless look one his face followed by the famous big sweat
tear)
-Trunks: "I DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE
CLOUD FROM FINAL FANTASY SEVEN!!!"
-Pan: "Yeah, you do. Ever look in the mirror after turning Super Sayian?"
-King Kai: (thinking in regretful tone)
"Had I known that Bubbles was Michael Jackson's pet..."
-Tien: "Chao-zu and I were part of a
Japanese freak sideshow before we joined Goku and the others."
-Chao-zu: "We were also the only real freaks there."
-Tien: "Well, there was the bearded lady."
-Chao-zu: "That was a guy, Tien. He just had a high voice like me."
-Tien: (shocked) "You're a guy?!"
-Mr. Popo: "I'm gonna go take a trip to
Africa, Koran. I want to get back to my roots, and I want you to guard over Earth while
I'm there."
-Koran: "Let's just hope just hope you don't get mistaken for one of their painted
wood carvings."
-Piccolo: (angrily) "Get your hands off
me! Who the hell do you think you are?"
-Agent Mulder: "We're from the FBI. We're taking you in for an "interview."
-Piccolo: "Wha? (yelling towards off frame) HELP!"
-DBZ Producer: "Hey! Who gave you access to the set?!"
-Chi Chi: (loading and caulking guns)
"Gohan, Goku, you guys get some rest. I'm gonna take care of those nasty men that are
trying to destroy Earth for you this time so I don't worry my @$$ off like I always
have."
-Piccolo: "Sorry I missed your sixth
birthday, Gohan."
-Gohan: (angry) "SORRY?! You left me in a desert for six months and you didn't even
drop off a birthday card, let alone money!! (turning his back to Piccolo) Sorry won't cut
it, bub."
-Vegeto: (girlish) "I feel pretty, oh
so pretty. I feel pretty and light and gay..."
-Ginyu: (off camera) "The earrings must have affected them somehow. He's acting worst
then me."
-Future Trunks: (to Vegeta) "This is
weird, talking to my dead father before he actually marries Bulma and brings me into the
world."
-Vegeta & Bulma: (shocked) "WHAT?!" (flashes glances at each other)
-Yamcha: (shocked) "Wha?" (grabs Trunks by the collar, mad now) Why you--
-Future Trunks: "Oops... (goofy smile) I kinda slipped there, didn't I?"
-Bulma: (whiney tone) "Oh, this is
hopeless! I'll never be able to keep one hairstyle for more than two seasons! I just can
find the right one!"
-Pan: (to Trunks) "You mean, we weren't
ever dating? Then why were we together for such a long time."
-Bulma: (whispering to Pan) "He doesn't think he's cute."
-Pan: (flashes a "What the hell are you talking about? What does that have to do with
it?" look)
-Gohan: "Piccolo, I have something to
tell you. I'm, um... attracted to you in, um... Let me start over. I want you and me to,
uh... What I'm trying to say is that we should be more than friends and, um..."
-Krillin: (dizzy) "Hey, Master
Roshi."
-Roshi: "Got mistaken for a bowling ball again, eh?"
-Krillin: "How did you know?"
-Roshi: (puts on sunglasses over his reading glasses) "Your head's shine is brighter
than normal."
-Baba: "Oolong, get away from my
crystal ball!"
-Oolong: "That's your crystal ball? I thought it was Krillin. I was gonna ask him how
he got you to sit on him."
-Baba: "Why you little perverted pig!!"
-Piccolo: "There are no such things as
aliens. The only reason that Kame and I are green is that we have a strange skin cancer
found in only one out of half of the population of Earth."
-Yajirobe: "I sent my application to
the producer of Highlander but noooooo, my snake of an agent signed me up for this
show."
-Nappa: "Hey Vegeta! Do you think I
look like Stone Cold Steve Austin?"
-Vegeta: "Hell yeah."
-Trunks (with long hair): "I gonna try
out for Hanson as a back-up singer."
-Trunks (from GT): (southern accent)
"My name's Leif, but everyone calls me The Kid." (a la Leonardo DiCaprio from
The Quick and The Dead)
-BSB Crazed Girls: "OHMYGAWD!! IT'S
NICK CARTER!!!!" (stampedes towards Trunks)
-Trunks: (hears high-pitched screams, turns around) "Wha? AGH!! Not again!!"
(runs like mad)
-Gohan (in college): "WHA DO YOU MEAN
"YOU FAILED"?!"
-Chemistry Professor: "There is no way that matter can be created or destroyed. You
of all my students should've known that."
-Gohan: "Then explain this!" (gathers energy in his hand)
-Dragon: "Who dare wakes me?"
-Trunks: "I do."
-Dragon: "What is your wish?"
-Trunks: "I wish I were liked by girls."
-Dragon: (laughing) "That's a good one, kid. (slowly stopping) No, really, What's
your wish?"
-Trunks: "That is my wish."
-Dragon: (shocked) "Wha? I'm sorry, kid, but I can't grant that."
-Trunks: (a bit steamed) "Why not?"
-Dragon: "Uh, look in a mirror."
(From Jess and Dana)
-Gokou: "I need some chichi for my bunghole."
-Trunks: "But I don't want to
fight....I want to.....SING!!!!"
-Trunks: "Yes, I really am Nick
Carter."
(Bulma sets tray of assorted vegetables down
on the table)
-Vegeta: "Are you mocking me???"
-Vegeta: "Vegeta 3:16 says I'm gonna
Final Flash your ass."
(By Brenna4Trunks)
-Vegeta: "Let's all turn into 14 year old insecure teens and pilot EVA'S!"
-Goten: "I've put off dating for life.
I hate it when girls are cute!"
-Gohan: "Sure Freeza. Do whatever you
want with my father. Like I give a damn."
-Trunks: "Maybe i'll get some plastic
surgery to look like Cell."
-Chibi-Goten: "I'm not sleepy!"
-Vegeta: "I know! Let's dye our hair
blonde and grow it and play in a band!" (Hanson)
-Vegeta: "I know the Capsule Corp is
failing so why don't we open a day care centre?"
(From Videl9196)
-Vegeta: "Dipsey!!"
-Goku: "La la!"
-Piccolo: "Boo!"
-Vegeta & Goku & Piccolo: "Teletubies are good for you!"
-Vegeta: "I love you love me were a
happy family! With a grate big kiss from to you!" ::Kisses goku on the check::
-Goku: ::Blink Blink::
-Vegeta: "Happy Happy joy!"
-Goku: "OH MAN! I MISSED MY APPOINTMENT
WITH THE BARBER!"
-Goku: "Square to the X minus nedgitive
two to the 8th power...."
-Vegeta: "This is love line caller tell
me what your wearing...."
(From Chuck Stapleton)
-Vegita: "AAAAHHHH! Bulma help! The Teletubies are attacking me!"
(From Bill Potter)
-Any Saiyajin: "I didn't know dragons have seven balls."
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