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(From
Twinpint)
-Krillin: ::spins his KAME hat backwards and tosses a Dragonball:: "Shenlon, I CHOSE
YOU!"
-Piccolo: *blows up the moon*
-Sailor Moon: *kicks him in the nuts*
-Gohan: ::gives Piccolo the finger::
-Krillin: "Honestly Goku, I don't know WHY I've kept you around... Yajirobe is a
better friend AND lover.....::Goku gapes:: Wow, I blew that one!"
-Dr. Gero: "The hills are alive....With the sound of music!"
-Freeza: "Oh Zarbon, could I borrow those delightfull red earrings or yours?"
-Zarbon: "Of course! There's some matching cranberry-apple lipstick in the
drawer..."
-Krillin: "Wow Piccolo! You're an alien!?"
-Piccolo: ::whips out his light saber::
-Bulma: "You know Vegeta, that vein in your forhead is pretty dangerous..."
-Vegeta: "All I ever wanted in life was a little pet bunny, but NOOOOO, No thanks to
my dad... 'Go destroy worlds!' he said... 'rule over Vegeta!' He said..."
-Goku: "Man, that is one sexy tail... ::staring at Bubbles::"
-Nail to the eldest Namek: "Not to be rude or anything, but you'd probably live alot
longer if you moved once in a while, sir..."
-Piccolo: *in a curly red wig* "Theeee sun'll come out tomorrow! Bet yet bottom
dollar that tomorrow.... There'll be suuuun..."
-Tien: "KICK THE BABY!" *punts Chaozu*
-Piccolo: ::picks up a piccolo, starts playing a Bach symphony:: "And you thought it
was just my name..."
-Piccolo: "Chi-Chi, would you teach me how to knit?"
-Chibi-Trunks: "You know, I just realized Shenlon is NAKED!"
-Goku: "IT'S MILLER TIME!"
-Gohan: ::gives Piccolo a noogie::
-Vegeta: "Screw the Big Bang Attack! C'mere, Goku, it's WEDGIE TIME!"
-Goku: ::shrieks like a girl::
-Radditz: "I didn't CHOOSE this hair! It's glandular!"
-Super Saiyan Vegeta: ::puts on a green tunic, hat and tights, pulls out a bow and arrow
set:: "Where's my ocarina?"
-Piccolo: "Oh, look, Gohan's in trouble again...Gosh, y'know Gohan, I'd really love
to help you, but Blue's Clues comes on in two minutes...And, well....EEE! ::cuddles his
Blue doll::"
-Piccolo: "Hey, hey gang! Look! I grew a third arm!"
-Goku: "EEEEEEEEEKANICKYSLIMEYSPIDER!"
-Chichi: "HONESTLY! ::squishes it::"
-Vegeta: *watching Star Wars* "Hey, that Leia chic- I just LOVE her hair..."
-Piccolo: "EEE! Oh Gohan, like, wow, this tie-dye cape is so freaky-KEEN! I LOVE
IT!"
(From Baja)
[Miko's
note: ok, so it's not really a Never Say, but it's still cute!]
TEAM STOPIT MOTTO
To protect DBZ fans from devastation
To unite all otaku's in our nation
To denounce the evils of bad dubs
To extend our voices to the stars above.
Baja!
Tiffany![Rhea!]
Team Stopit! Blasting Funimation at the speed of light!
Hire Corlett and Drummond or prepare to fight!
Oh yeah! That's right!
(From charagon)
-Darth
Vadar: "Gohan...I am your father."
-Goten: Go away, poo-head.
-Darth Vadar: *Sobs, then looks at Trunks* Trunks...I am your father.
-Tien: Solar fla-! What's with this solar flare crud? Is it too hard to say Taiyoken?
-Krillin: And what about this "Distructo Disk"?
-Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey, kids! Meet my new sidekick, Sideshow Chao-Zu!
-Chao-Zu: *Comes on stage while riding a unicycle and honking a bicycle horn.*
-Vegetto: Ha ha! I don't have to worry about marriage!
-Bulchi: What was that!?
-Vegetto: *Gulp* Nothing, dear.
-Goku: KAAAA-MEEEEEE HAAAA-MEEEE....what comes next again?
-Vegeta: That does it, I quit, Kakarrot! I'm joining the Ginyu Force. They're much
more cooler and stylin' than you!
(From dekay)
-Frieza:
It's raining men
-Goku: I am so smart I am so smart SMRT! DO'H, I mean SMART
-Frieza:(going in to his third transformation) ONCE!!!!!!TWICE!!!! THREEE TIMES A
LADYYY!!!
-Goku: You knwo Gohan, I have a confession..................Bulma's your real mother
-Vegeta: When a man loves a woman
-Bulma: Stop singing in the shower
-Goku: Ok....I mean(in a deep voice) ok and Kakkarato is not in here.
-Vegeta: Heh heh, we fooled her
-Krilin: Mr. Clean Mr. Clean and there's ultra power in it
-Tien: Krilin, stop stealing my goddamn lines
(From
Super Sayajin Man)
-Gokou to ZTeam: Hey guys why?.?.? We've save the WORLD AT LEAST A MILLION TIMES and wata
we get
NOTHING A BIG FAT NOTHING not even a THANKS!!!!!! Man the PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD SUCK I
SHOULD OF LET THEM ALL DIE!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T EVEN GET A FREAKING DIME!! WE ARE
POOR!!!!!!! DAMN
(From
GohanPicca)
-Vegeta: Hey Goku, you really turn me on, can we go out sometime?
-Goku: Sure Vegeta, Chi Chi never pays me any attention any more.
-Vegeta: Bulma never pays any attention to me either. I wonder why...
<Piccolo, Chi Chi and Bulma walk past them kissing>
-Goku: What the hell?
-Bulma: Goku! Ever since we first met I wanted you! I want your hot body now!
-Goku: Um Bulma...I can't...me and Vegeta...we are...well....you know
-Bulma: Well...me and Chi Chi have been doing that too
-Chi Chi: Oh Gohan, would you like a snack?
-Gohan: Sure mom!
-Chi Chi: Ok Gohan, go get the whipped cream!
-Season 3 Japanese voices: In America FUNimation really got cool voices for us....really!
-Freiza: Damn...I lost my tail curler
-Yamcha: Hey Bulma, did you know I was never really a ladies man?
-Bulma: Then what were you?
-Yamcha: I...I...I was really....a mans man
-Bulma: No wonder you were always with Tien and Chao-zu
-Goten: Pretty boy fag!
-Trunks: Daddies boy!
-Goten: Crap-e-mon liker!
-Trunks: That's it! No one makes fun of Pokemon and gets away with it!
<Trunks beats Trunks up>
(From
D Denny)
(Newsreporter
and camra guy enter Goku's bathroom while Goku's taking a shower)
-Newsguy- "We're coming to you live in Goku's bathroom, where it apperes he does have
a big @$$.
-Goku"hey vegita, why are you so tired?"
-Vegita"I was working with Bulma all night."
-Goku"Well, your pants are unzipped."
(Vegita enters the living room dressed as Santa Clause)
-Vegita"Ho!Ho!Ho! Merry Christmas!!!"
-Trunks"Wrong month dad, Mom, Bra and me are goin to the beach.
-Goku"Gateray!"
-Piccolo"H20!"
-Goku"Gateray!"
-Piccolo"H20!"
-Goku"Gateray!"
-Piccolo"Stop making fun of me!"
(A lightbulb apperes ontop of Racoom's head)
-Racoom"OOOOOOH! What a pretty lightbulb! I wonder what it means?"
-Vegita"Come on everyone! Do the monky!!!"
-Bra"Daddy! I wet my bed!!!"
-Vegita"Damn! Now it runs in the family!"
-Vegita "Oh God Kaccarot! I can't take it anymore! I'VE GOT TO HAVE YOU!!!"
-Goku"I don't know him!"
(Vegita yelling at Goku)
-Vegita"Kaccarot! You left your underware at my house again!"
-Bra"Daddy, read me a bed time story."
-Vegita"Lets see, once upon a time their lived a homosexual who ran across Tokyo as a
terrorest and rapist. One day..."
-Dende" Hey Piccolo! Guess what, I got a job as the new Jolly Green Giant!"
-Krillian"MY WIG!!! WHERE'D IT GO?!!!!"
-Vegita"Bulma, you cannot be in the fight."
-Bulma"WAHHHH!"
-Vegita"I'm Veggie, I'm Veggie give me a wedgie!"
(Piccolo cuts off Bubbles head from the Power Puffs Girls)
-Piccolo"OH! Bubbles! I'm so sorry!!!"
-Goku"Man! Women are weaklings!"
-Chi-Chi "SAYS WHO?!!!"
-Goku"Krillian..."
-Anyone"Goku, what is..."
-Goku "STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!! YOUR HURTING MY BRAIN!!!"
-Vegita and Trunks"Rambow Brite! See the shinning light! THe suns going take you to
Rainbow Brite!"
-Vegita"What the hell happened! I transformed into Sailor Vegita!"
-Freeza: "Damn! Why am I the shortest guy in DBZ?"
Captain
Ginyu "Cause with you we all can get the free happy meal at Mc Donalds!"
-Racoom"My great- great grand dad mad an I.Q of 1. My I.Q, however is much higher,
it's 2! As you can see, my family has improved over the years!"
-Vegita"I CUT MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Vegita puffing a smoke from a cigerate)
-Vegita"Remember kids, don't smoke!"
-Goku"Oh to feel...the way a woman feels!...."
-Oprah"So Bulma, what's it like being married to a Sayijin?"
-Bulma"He puts the seat down!"
-Freeza "I HAVE TO GO POTTY!!!!!"
-Gohan"Piccolo picks his nose!!!"
-Krillian"You just now figured that out?"
(Piccolo, Tien, and Krillian walking into a hair salon)
-Sales woman"Would you gentlemen like to try our new shampoo?"
-All"No."
-Frieza"SHHH! Be very very quiet! I'm hunting dragon balls! hahahahaha!"
(Gohan at a confessions meeting)
-Gohan"Hi...I'm Gohan, and... I have a blatter problem..."
-Trunks"Stop poking me there Bra!"
-Goku"I'm a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout."
-Vegita"Trunks! Bra! Shut up! I'm trying to watch Scooby Doo!"
(Vegita pulls Bra's toy troll away from her.)
-Vegita"What have I told you about playing with things with hair like that?"
-Bra"But, mommy plays with you..."
-Gohan"Damn Trunks your sister's hot!"
-Trunks"She still wets the bed."
-Captain Ginyu"Don't hate me cause I'm gay."
-Someone"TO LATE!"
-Vegita"Your not fully clean till your Zest fully clean!" pulls off his towl
infront of Bulma.
-Bulma"Vegita!"
(Trunks holding a bra to his chest)
-Bra "Mommy! Daddy! Trunks is making fun of me again!!!"
-Mr.Popo"Twelve years in acting school, and they give me the role of a fat, indian
guy who speaks Namek and everyone hates! I should have been a doctor!"
-Gohan"Pee all that you can pee!"
-Captain Ginyu"Now watch the video class."screen "HOW TO BE GAY: LESSION
1"
-Vegita"Kids, don't look to me as a rolemodle!"
-Bulma"I'm Buffy the Vampire Slayer!"
-Bra"Daddy! Why'd you kill Barney?"
-Vegita"He was to damn anoying!"
-Captain Ginyu"OHHHHHH! It's the purple Teletubie!! Can I have your
authograph?!!!"
(From
Pido-chan)
-Vegeta: "I wan to be a Pokemon
master!"
-Goku: "EEEEEEWWWWWWW! Blood!"
-Trunks: "I love you dad!"
-Vegeta: "I love you too son!"
-Bulma: "Ooooooo. How does that work?"
-Vegeta:"WAAAH! It's so scary! Hold me
Goku!"
-Vegeta:(Sighs) "Thank god for PROZAC eh?"
-Goku:"I enjoy the simple things in life, like having a family, learning new
things each day, the ability to crush a beer can on one's forehead..."
-Trunks:"What? You thought this was my natural Color?"
-Vegeta:(Looking at picture of self) "Does my hair REALLY look like that?"
-Goku:(To Oolong) "Playboy?! That's disgusting! (Glances around) Can I see?"
-Vegeta:"Pikachu! I choose you!"
-Pikachu:"Pika!"
-Vegeta:"Man cannot live on bread alone, he must also have penut
butter."(Whips out can of Jiffy)
-Vegeta:"Look what I can do!"(Shoves french fries up nose)
-All:"YAY!"
-Goku:"Look what I can do!"(Creates Ki blast)
-All:"BOO!"
-Piccolo:"That was lame!"
-Gohan:"We wanna' see Vegeta do the french fry thing again!"
-Vegeta:"You love me! You really love me!"
-Vegeta:"........and remember children, violence never solves anything."
(From
DBZBunny62687)
-Piccolo:
Now lets solve our problems with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
-Buu:Does this dress make me look fat?
-Female Dbz girls:Why does Britney Spears have bigger breasts?
-Piccolo: Oooohhh...... It's a sex thing......
-Trunks:Dad lets go play a game of ball!
-Bulma: Dinner's ready!
(From Olivia Wong)
-SS3
Goku (singing the tune to Sonic) "Sonic the Hedgehog...la, la, la, la, la, la,
la...SEGA..!"
-SS3 Goku: "For the last time, I am NOT Sonic!!"
-Trunks (Beating the crap out of the Androids): "Die, Bad robots! DIE! With a dry,
cool wit like that, I can become an action hero..." (ala Simpsons)
-Chibi Mirai Trunks: " Oh My God!! You killed Gohan! You Bastards!!" (ala South
Park)
(From GuardianZion)
-Vegeta:
::looking at "Things DB People Never Say":: WHAT!? ME IN LOVE WITH KAKKAROT!?
-Trunks: Chill dad. It is ok. ::looks at screen:: WHAT!? ME GAY!?
-Zarbon, Frieza, Goku at once: NO WAY!? NOT US TOO!?
-All: ::kicks all the butts of the nuts who sent in the entries::
(From Kawii Usa)
-Goku
with foot caught in that one type of glue: Ugh,ugh, Yo guys little help!
*every fighter in DBZ, exept woman fighters, starts blasting the glue*
-Krillin: Destructo disc!
-Vegeta and Goku: SSJ 3!! SSJ 4!!!
-Bulma: Guys, need help?
-Vegeta: Go away puny woman!
*they start blasting it again*
-Bulma: It's so simple!
*She turns the foot sideways and pulls it up out of the glue*
-Everyone, exept Vegeta: *bowing down to Bulma*
-Vegeta: Not only has my son surrpased me, but my wife too. There's nothing left for me.
*blows himself up*
(From
David Terry)
-Goku: (To Nurse) Are you sure it isn't time for my shots?
-Vegeta: Ugh...grr...ah...it's no use. This pickle jar won't open.
-Krillin: Gohan, did you use my hair brush again?
-Frieza: Zarbon, get over here!
-Zarbon: Coming, dear!
-Krillin: How about it, Goku? You ready to save the world again?
-Goku: ...No.
-Gohan: What?
-Krillin: But Earth is under attack!
-Goku: I said 'no'! Why don't you go fight, you bald-headed kiss-butt. I won't fight! Not
anymore! I'm sick of fighting evil. Sick of these dragonballs. And I'm especially sick of
getting blown to the other dimension
all the time! So...I quit as of now. So you two can pucker your mouths and plant big, wet,
juicy one on my big, fat, Super Saiyan.....
-Gohan
and Krillin: (Blast Goku to another dimension.)
(From
Vegeta's Princess)
-Jiece: Great. You know how long it takes to
get all this dust out of my hair?
-Burter: Stop complaining. At least you have hair!
-Krillian: Ditto!
-Master Roshi(watching Playboy channel): Ya baby!
-Bulma(walks in as Master Roshi quickly changes it): What were you just watching!
-Master Roshi: The Miss America Pageant.
-Bulma: Oh.....Wait! That came on last night! Master Roshi!!!!!
-Vegeta(singing to Goku/Kakarott): You are so beautiful, to me. Can't you seeee!
-Chaotzu(after being beat up by Nappa): Hey, I'd love to be a stand-up comedian. Only I
can't stand up!
-Captain Ginyu: I love this bod, Goku! Where did ya get it?!
-Goku: Got it for a nickel from a gypsy's!
-Yamcha: OOOOWWW! I'm like, almost bleedin' here!
-Vegeta: Trunks, I am your father.
-Trunks: NOOOOO!.....wait, your right.
-Bulma(waving
at Zarbon): Wow! He's a BEEF-CAKE!
-Krillin: Oh, and what does that make me? A CUP-CAKE?!
-Bulma: Nope. A STRAWBERRY SHORT-CAKE is more like you!
-Vegeta: I don't like spiders and snaaaakkkeees!(what Gex says in "Gex 3" in the
Ancient Greek TV)
(From
Bubbles & Bikini)
-Buu: Where's my cheesy poofs ?!! [South
Park]
-Guru [eldest namek] : I drink 2 cans of SlimFast a day and look what its done for me !
-Higher Dragon [Ickerus] : meow meow meow meow........[meow mix commercial]
-Bra: Leave me alone Veggie or I'll kick your %**&@#$ @$$ !!!!!!!!
(From
ladymage)
-Kuririn:
Hey, anyone seen my electric nose hair trimmer?
-Piccolo: Do you think my turban looks better tilted to the side?
-Piccolo (to Goku): Hello. My name is Piccolo-sama. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-Videl: Ya know, I really just married Gohan to get close to Piccolo.
-Chi-chi: I know exactly what you mean. My father didn't approve of Yamcha either.
(From
Turles385)
-Krillin:
Hey I'm a crome dome!
-Vegeta: I love poems
-Goku: I hate you Gohan
-Gohan: Mr. Piccolo u suck i'm stronger than you!
-Nail: Guru u are a fat SLOB!
-Bulma: Vegeta I HATE You!
-Gohan: What's 0+0??
(From
Rafiki123)
-Goku:Just
because I wear orange and blue does NOT mea I am a Gators fan!
-Chi Chi:Gohan, time's up. Stop studying!
-Gohan:Mr. Piccolo, you taught me how to dress crappy...
-Vegita:Bulma, have you seen my hair spray?
-Piccolo:Hey, Goku, isn't Sailor Moon's Moon Frisbee spiffy?
-Goku:Yeah, but not like Sureme Thunder! Sailor Jupiter is soooo kawaii!
-Vegita:Come on, everyone KNOWS Sailor Saturn's Death Reborn Revolution is kawaii!
-Goku:You are right, Chi Chi. I will go on a diet, each only one sandiwch per meal, and I
will learn Trigonometry!
(From Atma Wepen)
-Goku: Uh oh... I think I hurt Gohan, ChiChi
-Vegita: Nice hair do Goku, where did you go to get it?
-Freeza: Gosh I love my job!
-Gohan: Skeet Shooting anyone?
-Freeza: Hey Bulma.
-Bulma: Yeah?
-Freeza: Can you fix my flyer thingy?
-Bulma: Uh...
-Goku: You got a Pikachu?
-Vegita: Go fish. (This is a joke, it may happen! You never know...)
-Gohan: I can't think...
-Goku+Radiz+Vegita+Nappa+Yahmcha: Gonna stay at the Y. M. C. A.!
-Gohan: I see you daddy! What are you doing with mommy?
(From tsister)
-Sheng Long: Would you like fries with that?
-Piccolo: To be or not to be that is the question.
-Vegeta: *singing spice up your life from spice girls*
(From
BlackHyena318)
-Vegeta:
Big Bun Attack!!
-Nappa: Always think before you act.
-Piccolo: I couldn't do that, it would be too distasteful.
-Yajirobee:(post Daimaou Series) Let's eat a bunch of senzu seeds!
-Yamcha:(in the beginning of Dragon Ball) Hey! some warrior chics! Hey, let's go over and
say hi, Puar.
-Vegeta: Wait a minute! Why is it called Final Flash if I can use it more than once?
(From
Android1718)
*ChiChi,Bulma,and No.18 are sitting at a table in ChiChi's house*
-Bulma: So ChiChi you told the guys we were ganna play bridge all day right?
-ChiChi:
Ya but we don't wanna play card games all day do we?
-Bulma and No.18: No *All sigh*
-No.18:
Wait ChiChi did'nt you get Gohan a N64 for christmas? *All look at each other then run off
to Gohan's
room*
-Bulma:
Dibs on purple controler!
-No.18:
No way I get that contoler!
-ChiChi:
Ha fat chance that contoler is mine!!
*Vegeta is at a pool and as always his spandex shorts are riding him again he steps in and
begings to drown* -Vegeta: Help mommy I can't swim!!!
*Gohan walks over* You ok Mr.Vegeta?
-Vegeta:
Help I'm drowning!!
-Gohan:Umm Mr.Vegeta this pool is 20 inches deep!
*Goku walks past Piccolo*
-Goku:
Hey flute boy.
-Piccolo:
What did you say? *Gokuwalks off*
-Gohan:
Hey Mr.flute boy.
-Piccolo:
What? Why did you call me that?
-Bulma:
Hi flute boy.
-Piccolo:
Eh? Whats goin on? Why are you guys calling me flue boy????
*Around
the corner Goku and the others are laughing*
-Goku:
So how many mins. was that?
-Bulma:
*Looking at her watch* Only 10 sec. that was better than before!
-No.18: Vegeta you need a hair cut!
-Vegeta:
What? No I don't leave my hair alone!
-No.18:
*Ties Vegeta to a chair and cuts his hair very short then dyes his hair tyedye and then
puts butterfly clips in his hair*
-Vegta:
Hey I look great. Ya know I'm ganna bye a dress and go to that night club down the road.
Oh Joy!!! *Runs off*
-No.18:Oh
my what have Idone *Sarcasticaly*
*Vegta and Nappa go to see a movie at the therter they saw the movie "How Vegetables
Grow" Narrated by Brock Lee*
-Vegeta:
*Sniff* Why did they sell that carrot bunch to the store now....*Sniff* There gonna die
waaaaaaaa
-Nappa:
*Sniff* Don't worry man...we'll go save them. Let's go!
-No.17: Hey hey hey hey guess what guess what?
-All
Androids: What?
-No.17: I'm the new Elmer Fudd.
-No.18:
Oh no!
*No.17
walks around acting like Elmer Fudd*
-No.16:
That's it. I'm outa here!
-No.18:
Me too!
-Piccolo: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
*Trunks,Goku,No.17,Krillin and Vegeta are sitting on the street*
-Trunks: So what do you guys wanna do now?
-Goku:
We could go rob K-Mart.
-No.17: Nope did that already.
-Krillin:
Hey we could all get new clothes and become the new and improved Backstreet Boys!
-Trunks:
You know for once you have a great idea short man. Let's go!
-Everyone:
Ya!!
(From
Warrior of Purity Eddie Wong)
- Vegeta: "Ladies and Gentleman, boys
and girls, children of all ages! Akira Toriyama proudly presents, the Dragonball Z TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!! THE ROAD DOG SON GOKU! THE CANDY
ASS VEGETA!! THE NEW SAYAJIN OUTLAWS!!!
(a la WWF)
-Goku: AARGH! CRAMP CRAMP!!!
-Mr. Satan: Gimme you lunch money punk!
-Broli: Take it! Just don't hurt me!!
-Broli: The walls in the malls are totally totally tall!
-Yamcha: Akira Toriyama you f@cker!! You promised me a gig and gave it to Satan!!
(From ImMarauder)
-Vegita:(singing in the shower) I'm Vegita! Prince Vegita! I'm the greatest fighter in the
world! From the Planet Vegita, I look really good in tight spandex! (sung to the tune of
the theme from the flintstones)
-Vegita: Hey Bulma, does my spandex go in the delicates or colored load of luandry?
-Trunks: I'm through being chased by women! I am taking a vow of celebacy and joining a
monestary! (thousands of girls put guns to their heads)
-ChiChi: Goku, do these pants make my butt look big?
-Goku: No, it is your big a#$ that makes you look big! ( a frying pan from behind knocks
him unconciuos)
-Trunks: Mommy, where do babies come from?
-Bulma : Well, when me and Piccolo...
-Vegita: WHAT!?!
-Vegita: Goku, is this spandex too seductive?
-Goku:(dancing like a little girl) Oh no, and the blue makes your eyes dance! Get
iiiiitttt!(prancing around and clapping his hands together)
-Vegita: No Bulma, not tonight, I'm too tired.
-Goku: The Valence Shell Electron Pair Theory states that the geometrey of simple covelent
molecules is determinded by the number of electron pairs surronding the central atom.
-Chichi: What!? What did you just say?!
-Goku: BELCH!!!!
-Chichi: I thought so.
-Goku and Vegita: (voices muffled) Ouch! That hurt! No! No! No! That dosen't go there! Put
it here! Watch it! Ow! I thought I said it dosen't go there! Hey! Watch your arm!
-Chichi: (from in the next room) WHAT!?!
(rushes in to fing Goku and Vegita tangled up playing Twister)
-Goku: I can explain honey...
(From TEEBEE09)
-Trunks: Hey everyone,lets go clubbin
-Everyone but Goku: YEA!!!!!!!!!
-Goku: Sorry guys, gota do the wifey sex thing tonight
-Trunks (to Piccolo in a gayish voice): I swear, that green is like SO not you.
-Piccolo (responding in a gayish voice): Ugg I know,im thinking a hot red or a great
blue and maybe some hair would be great.
*Chichi is blazin accross the ocean to the batlefield listen to "I cant drive
55"*
*Trunks and vegita are sittin on a hill*
-Trunks: Dad?
-Vegita: (sippin on a beer)*belch* Yea
-Trunks: I've gotta confess something.
-Vegita: What?
-Trunks: I..I..Im a achohalic.
-Vegita (a great smile appears accross his face): JOIN THE CLUB!!
*Zarbon slowly creeps up on Freeza*
-Zarbon: Hey baby.
-Freeza: Hey sweet stuff.
-Zarbon: U wana..u know?
-Freeza: GAWD ZARBON,EVERYNIGHT ITS US ROCKIN THE SHIP.POLEASE,FOR ONCE I WOULD LIKE TO
HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH YOU!!
-Zarbon: I brought chocolates
-Freeza: When shall we?
*Kirillin sits there with Bulma on a bench*
-Krillin (has his femimine side out): So Bulma, tell me, how do you get your hair to
change every season?
-Bulma: I dont know, but i wish those guys at FUnmation would make up there minds on my
hair style.
*Vegita and Gokou are sparring then stop*
-Both: CUT!!!!!!!!
-Guys behind the camras: What now?
-Gokou: Tell me,why cant we have blood and stuff like that for the Americans?
-Vegita: YEA!
-Camra guy: We've told you two a thousand times, the FUnmation won't let us cause they
love to see the Americans whine over the lack of blood and they get extra money for it
anyways.
-both: Oh,ok then.Just checkin
*gokou stands in his stance for the fight between him and vegita between his kamehameha
and vegitas glactic gun*
-Gokou: KAAAAAAA--MEEEEEE---Whoa whoa
-Camra guy: Now what
-Gokou: Well,I'm just wondering, If Train A leaves sanfransico at 3 Oclock at 80
miles per hour and Train B leaves New York at 5 oclock and is going at 55,when will they
colide?
(everyone stunned)
-Camra guy: Why?
-Gokou: Cause Gohan's too stupid to figure it out himself,you know the whole kid gets the
work father does the problem thing.
-camra guy: Yea yea,I here ya.
-Vegita (butts in): Yea,that damned kid Trunks allways needs help.
-Gokou (turns to vegita): who asked you
-Vegita(cries): WHY GOKOU,WHY DO YOU ALLWAYS HAVE TO HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT!!??
-Gokou(floats up to him): Oh I'm so sorry vegita,what do you say we talk this over a
spot of tea and some crumpets.
-Vegita: Ok *sniffle*
(From warrend)
-Goku: Hey forget Dragon Ball Z. I'm gunna Work on Drag Queen Ball Z.
-Veggie: WAHHHHHH!!! I can't fing the bag to match my purse.
-Chi Chi: Gohan!! put down that book an go kill Veggie now!
-Trunks : That was great, dad. Got a light?
-Yajirobi : No cake for me, I have to go fight.
-Yamcha: OH darn I cant fight I could hurt somone.
-Goku: Hey I love your legs, Veggie.
-Goku: Hey Captin Ginyu, let's not fight, let's love.
-Freeza: When I get the dragon balls I'm gunna wish for a Furby.
-Zarbon: If I were a girl I whant to be just like Bulma.
-Olong: Let me at him, let me at him.
-Goku: Stop we can't fight now. Days of our Lives is on.
(From Jin)
- Vegeta: ......::sniff::....::sob::.....::whine::....::cry::....when the musicians die on
titanic it always makes me cry.
- Bulma: ::whispering to herself:: MAN what a wuss.
-Yamcha: So what you're saying Goku is that you don't want me on Earth's special forces
anymore?
-Goku: no what i'm saying is that you need to train harder
-Yamcha: ::while crying:: i'm already training as hard as i can what more do you want from
me?
-Goku: oh i'm sorry, i had no idea!
-Yamcha: ::sniff:: hold me
- CHI CHI: Bulma, i've never felt this way about a person before.
- Bulma: i know me either. Let's go to Lilith fair TOGETHER!
- Trunks: guys, i have an announcement to make.
- Everyone:.....what?
- Trunks: i know you guys may have noticed that i was gone for a while on a so called
"special training excercise", but the truth is.....I'VE STARTED MY OWN ONE MAN
SHOW OF RIVERDANCE!
- Everyone:OH MY SWEET GOD!
- Kurilian: Where is my Rogaine?
- Bulma: it's ok Vegeta i understand it's all the stress isn't it?
- Vegeta: no it's the fact that i've already seen Trunks alive and i know that i have to
impregnate you and it makes me very nervous.
-Bulma: it's ok i'll just get you some viagra and it'll be ok.
- King Kai: ::snikering uncontrollably....then stops suddenly::.......that wasn't
funny..... ::frown::
- Nappa: what are we going to do with the dragonballs when we find them? wish Radditz
back?
- Vegeta:NO, that'll be a wasted wish, i've got my own ideas.
- Nappa: ok boss
- Vegeta: then it's setteled we are going to wish you some pants.
- Radditz:FINALLY I CAN DO MY STUPID LITTLE WATCH THE BIRDIE ATTACK!!!!
- CHI CHI: GOHAN GET IN THE BATHROOM AND LET KUILIN GIVE YOU A SPONGE BATH!
- Piccolo,Vegeta,Goku,Trunk: MAN our powerlevels are WAY to high we need to take a break
and let the army or somthing take over for a while.
- Goku: OH MY GOD WHEN I HIT SOMEONE WITH THE STRONGEST ATTACK I HAD AND THE DUST SETTLED
I ACTUALLY...KILLED HIM!!!! YAHOO!!! YIPPE!!!
- Bulma:sorry Vegeta but, i've found another man. President clinton.
- Vegeta: ME TO!
- Yamcha: Goku you've won so many battles what's your secret?
- Goku:i train hard and.....Who am i kidding? what i do is in the middle of fighting when
i get my opponent's head in a sissor lock with my legs i tell him that i'm freeballing it
(not wearing anyunderwear)
- Yamcha:OH MY GOD THAT IS NASTY! EWWWwww.......you wanna come back to my place?
- Vegeta:HEY TRUNKS LIKE MY NEW LOOK???
- Trunks: dad for some reason jincos and a FUBU shirt aren't quite, your style.
- Vegeta: SAY-JINS SUCK!!!!
(From Josh Pitre)
- Pan: Oh Trunks you make me so horny!
- Brolly: Yoo evah gessin ut Unar varsity I at end
- Gohan: Lemmie guess Dummies for Dummies
- Brolly: No my good man I attended Harvard for six years.
- Gohan: You hide it well
- Yajerobi: Forget it no food I sticking to my diet
- ChiChi: Gohan!, stop studying and go Phuck Videl
- Cell: Wanna look at me under a microscope?!
- Tien: I getting this third eye removed
- Piccolo: Gohan!!! stop training and go study!!
- Trunks: (knocking on bathroom door)
- Pan! are you OK?
- Pan: YES oh YES!!!!!
- Trunks: Kay just wanted to know if you've seen Goku.
- Goku: Pan he's on to us.
- Pan: Does this means we have to stop having sex?
- Pan: OH JOSH!!!!
- Josh(me): Pan keep it down or I'll hafta tell my parents what we're doing.
- Pan: Sorry but I'm just having so much fun with you.
("Kamehameha" Blows people away)
- Gohan: Whew glat thats over now I can get back to dinner.
- Unknown Person: Not so fast!!
- Cell dressed like Sailor Mooon: I'm pretty android Sailor Cell and I'llKick your butt
for the moon!
- Gohan: (Makes face at camera) I QUIT!!
- Shen Lon: He guys wanna play my balls!
- Gohan: ChiChi!, Get the Dragonballs!
- Yamcha: Jon Claude Van Damn I'm fine.
- Vegeta: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- Goku: Vegeta if U hafta shit there's a outhouse behind that mountain over there.
(Team assembles for tile in America.)
-Goku: Stop this gay dub crap!
-Vegeta:YEAH! I wanna hear "We Gotta Power"
-Trunks: Damnit FUNimation do something right!
-Piccolo: Don't make us tell U twice!
-Gohan: We're warning you!
-Krillin: I'll sick my friend Brolly on U!
(Brolly stomps up from behind.)
-Brolly: OOSA SKROOEN ITH DEM OOSA SKROOEN ITH ME!
(FUNimation meets with a horrible fate and TOEI animation gives us uncencored DBZ in
Japanese.)
(From SailorMercury14)
- Vegeta: Oh man! We couldn't find the remote!
- Piccolo: Lets keep looking, if we find it soon, we can watch Full House!
- Vegeta: YEH! FULL HOUSE!
- Piccolo:(talking to gohan). Gohan, will you help paint my nails!
- Vegeta: Bulma, it's time for tea!
- Bulma: Vegeta! For the last time, don't bug me when RAW is on!
- Vegeta: How monsterous!
- Goku: Chi-Chi, the dog messed up the garbge again!
- Chi-Chi: Than shoot the #%@$ dog!
- Goku: I not shooting no dog!
- Chi-Chi: I'm trying to watch Rossane!
- Gohan: Get your lazy @$$ up and clean up the garbge!
( from The Nutty Professor :-)
- Trunks: Hurry up every one, Barney's on!
- Everyone: YEH!(start's singing) I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME!
(From Chameleon)
- Bulma:Goku...I can't believe I'm so stupid for forgetting...tell me again how to build a
time machine...
- Gohan: Dad...tell me again how to answer this trig. question again...
- Vegeta: You're so smart Goku
(From Dani-chan)
-
Vejiita:That hurts.
- Vejiita:I give up.
- Yajerobi:When do I get to fight the bad guys?
- #18: I want to be human.
- Bulma: I don't like technology.
- Gohan: Go to hell, Picollo.
- Vejiita: I liked working for Freeza.
- Mirai Trunks: I had a happy childhood.
- Mr. Satan: I can't take the credit for winning.
- Bulma: Vejiita, will you train me how to fight?
(From AreaFifT1)
-Vegita: "Hey, instead of fighting, why don't we talk this out over a cup of
tea?"
-Tien (to Chaozu): "I never told you this, but I am madly in love with you..."
-Yamucha: "You know, Bulma, you're right. Going out with other girls really isn't
worth it..."
-Bulma: "Too late. I already dumped your @**"
-Kuririn: "No way, I can't go on a date tonight -- I have to stay home and wash my
hair."
-DBZ Cast: "LETS DO THE TIIIIIME WAARP YEEEAAAAHHH!!!" (a la "Rocky Horror
Picture Show")
-Gohan: ::singing:: "I'm a little teapot short and stout... hey, wait. I don't wanna
be a teapot. Teapots are stupid. I want to be a ballerina..."
-Vegita: "I've decided to give up fighting to pursue my lifelong dream...
figure-skating."
-Chaozu: "I'm really a woman!"
-Chi-Chi: "GOHAN! OH KAMI NO!!!"
-Gohan: ::Dressed in girls' clothing and makeup, says guiltily:: "I wanted to tell
you, mommy, but..."
-Chi-Chi: "I can't believe it... my little boy..." ::faints::
-Gokou: "I'm actually BLONDE!"
-Piccolo: "Yippee Skippy!"
-Gohan: "I... I can't do it!"
-Piccolo: "Use the Force, Lu -- err, Gohan."
-Gokou: "SPOON!"
-Kuririn: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
(a la The Tick)
-Piccolo: (a la Yoda) "Show you the ways of the Force, I will."
-Vegita: ::heavy breathing:: "Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side..."
-Bulma: "Vegeta, what are you DOING???"
-Vegita: ::Guilty expression on face:: "Nothing, woman! Now leave me be!"
-Bulma: ::walks away muttering:: "Never should've bought him that video..."
-Vegita: ::Goes back to watching Star Wars, giggling gleefully whenever Darth Vader kills
someone:: "KILL LUKE! KILL LUKE!"
(From
DevlSlayrZ)
-Trunks: Give me some candy Yajirobi.
-Yajirobi: Get your own!
-Trunks: Like you need more chocolate fatboy! (a la South Park: The Movie)
-Piccolo: I'm green because I'm sick from not eating.
-Crazed Fans: Look, it's him!
-Trunks: Uh oh.
-Crazed Fans: ::trample over Trunks to get to Yajirobi::
(From Kovuo)
-Bra: Daddy eat my poop and die!
-Vegita: (he he he) Insn't that cute?
-Bulma: Looks like she has your genes more than mine.
-Goku:Daisy daisy give me your answer
tuuuurrrre. For Im half crazy all for the love of yoooooooooooou.
It wont be a stylish marriage. I cant afford a carriage.
-ChiChi:sooooooo whooooooo DAISY????
-Goku:I was just sing a son....(the sound of ChiChi frying pan)
(From Star)
- Vegeta: "Oh! And i would like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it,
please." (a la The movie "Head" Made by The 60's group The Monkees)
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