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Have you watched too much DBZ?
By: Dynasty Trunks
Answer yes if you've or you do the following, or no if you don't or never have. Write your answers on a separate piece of paper.
1. You claim you're a super saiyan.
2. You go up to your friends and hit them in the stomach with both your palms, claiming you used the kamehameha wave.
3. You throw CD's at people while screaming "Destructo Disc!"
4. Your grunt and scream as loud as you can in an attempt to power up in math class.
5. You make sound effects while running or fighting.
6. In a crowded hallway, you exclaim towards everyone that "3 years from now, a pair of evil blob monsters will attack a city 9 miles southwest of South City.
7. You are suspended from school by kicking a guy's ass over an argument about DBZ.
8. You have over 150 episodes of DBZ, and own ALL the released DBZ movies and specials.
9. You currently own and or work for at least four different DBZ websites.
10. You have dreams about you and DBZ at least three times a week.
Count the total yes's and find out below how obsessed you are with DBZ.
0 - You are probably considered a "normal" person by your peers and don't like DBZ a lot.
1-3 - You are a DBZ fan without a doubt, yet fairly normal for the most part.
4-6 - You should consider seeking medical help.
7-9 - You're a true Otaku and probably like DBZ as much as Akira Toryiama.
10 - You're a DBZ fan, liar, and/or you're as obsessed as me.
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