| During the middle of the Junior Tournament |

{This really happened}

Goku: Man! Im stuffed! I hope when its my turn to fight no one hits me in the gut!
Vegeta: Well ill tell you one thing, if im matched up with Goku in first match. The first thing im going to do is punch him in the gut!
Goku: Man! No mercy!

| Before the tournament |

{The temper strikes again!}

News Reporter: Sir may I have a word?
Vegeta: Shut up!

| After the fight with Buu|

{Children these days!}

Gotenks: Man, he was fat!

| During the fight with Freeza |

{Definitely NOT the time for a potty break}

Goku: Hey, Freeza!
Freeza: What do you want monkey?
Goku: Hold on i have to go to the little boys room...

| Vegeta on New Namek |

{L8ter masturbater}

Vegeta: Oh yes... Oh yea... Thats right...
Bulma: Vegeta! What are you doing?!?
Vegeta: Uh ah! Nothing Bulma.
::Bulma walks to where he was sitting::
Bulma: Huh?..?..!?... What could Vegeta do with a fish and some lotion?

| Father and son memories |

{The things they dont show you}

Goku: So, uh. Gohan... Do you and Videl get it on alot?
::Gohan frowns for a second and smiles::
Gohan: More then you'll ever know.

| Gohan's children years |

{Now why did I do this? I have no idea why i did this}

Gohan: Dad, why'd you drop me on my head?
Goku: You were being cranky and I just thought you were going to kill me!
Gohan: Ow! It hurts!
Goku: Oh! Quit being such a baby I landed on my head onff a cliff!

{Like father like son}

| Pokemon |

{For all those pokemon fans you guys know this is a bad trade}

Krillin: Hey Gohan ill trade you a lvl 1 bulbasaur for your lvl 8 Scyther!
Gohan: Ok!
Goku: I did it all for the poke, what? The mon, what?

{Gohan is flippin!}

Gohan: Pikachu Go!